Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

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AnOminous said:
Weren't Australians sent there originally for being a race of degenerate perverts intolerable even to English sodomites?
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Nah. They were sent there for thieving. England has no problem with perversion or degeneracy, as can clearly be seen from their own royal family. However they will not abide pinching the king's socks afterwards.

tl;dr: Ned Kelly built his suit of armor for robbing banks, not for fun.
 
FinnSven said:
Christ on a bike.

In the Good Old Days anyone out in public like that, outside of a carnival, would be arrested for their own safety.
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The craziest thing to me is that he doesn't know that you can have custom Adidas sneakers made in the colors you want, generally without the smell of spray paint attached.
 
dak said:
I occasionally pick up shifts at a daycare my family owns. "Stuffy" is what we call them there. This is the first time I've ever seen any kind of suggestive/degen context for the term.
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hambeerlyingnreed said:
I heard them be called that over 30 years ago by Silent Generation and Greatest Generation types.
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growing up i always called them stuffed animals or plushies. i didn't even know the word stuffy until i saw adult babies and DDLG degenerates use it online, so i've come to associate it it with perverts. maybe i should take a break from the internet drama and talk to real people.
 
Ophelia said:
But paying for it would cut into his lego money.
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This. Also they wouldn't be True and Honest sneakers custom made by the mayor of CWCville Himself.

I believe that's the same reason he gave for rejecting the idea of having shapeways or some other small run manufacturing company make his medallions for him.


Meowzers said:
growing up i always called them stuffed animals or plushies. i didn't even know the word stuffy until i saw adult babies and DDLG degenerates use it online,
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I've heard Australians and the occasional New Zealander or Canadian call them that. Also British, though they usually call them "soft toys". It also seems to be more common among people who have had kids versus people who haven't. I've never seen them called "stuffies" by online degenerates, but that's probably because I don't watch those channels. That said, I begin to wonder how that particular community started using the term.
 
A-№1 said:
I've never seen them called "stuffies" by online degenerates, but that's probably because I don't watch those channels.
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I envy you on this. I have heard people call stuffed animals for dogs "stuffies" before though. Maybe overlap with the ddlg freaks and furries?
 
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Meowzers said:
growing up i always called them stuffed animals or plushies. i didn't even know the word stuffy until i saw adult babies and DDLG degenerates use it online, so i've come to associate it it with perverts. maybe i should take a break from the internet drama and talk to real people.
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I bet Chris cuts holes out of stuffed animals and shoves his duck inside.
 
Duke Nukem said:
The irony is that he won't be able to play with any of the sets he blew his money on. Didn't Chris buy three of the same set to obtain a certain brick instead of buying the brick individually?
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I don't know about a specific part, but he bought eight copies of Heartlake High plus some other sets from the Friends line to build the first Manchester High.

Yesterday I was wondering what things he will attempt to buy when he is released. There have been some Lego sets released during the jail saga that Chris would kill for, like a $170 Optimus Prime set that transforms, a $70 Sonic set, and multiple Mario sets. I think as soon as his tugboat is restored, Chris will blow about $550 on Lego. It might be more if he gets multiple Sonic sets, as I think he will likely want five Sonic minifigures to modify into his Chaotic Combo. These can be purchased for $20 each on eBay.

BTW If you've ever been interested in Lego the Optimus Prime link above is worth clicking on. You can download the manual, it's got 1508 pieces and over 400 steps across 172 pages.
Pickle Inspector said:
I’d be surprised if Chris doesn’t go straight back to Tweeting as soon as he is able.
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The word "library" does not appear on the list of places Chris has been banned from. So if he can't get online in some other way he could go there and use the computers for Twitter. But just about everywhere has free Wi-fi these days so if he's got a smart phone he should be able to get to Twitter.
 
Hopkinsville Goblin said:
The word "library" does not appear on the list of places Chris has been banned from. So if he can't get online in some other way he could go there and use the computers for Twitter. But just about everywhere has free Wi-fi these days so if he's got a smart phone he should be able to get to Twitter.
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It's pretty hard to get yourself banned from a public library. Obviously Chris sperging out would get him banned, but he has less reason to do that as nobody will usually confront you in a library as long as you're minding your own business. Unlike Target, etc. libraries are made to be loitered in.

Notably he spent a lot of time loitering at the UVA library.

On the other hand if Chris went to a library primarily for internet access, he might eventually spazz out from something he saw online, and get himself a ban.
 
He would be one of those crazy ranting homeless folks you see on the streets. I don't see him returning to 14 BC due to a possible restraining order that Barb would place on him. Even if she doesn't, she'll die in a few years leaving Chris with a fuckton of debt and foreclosure of 14 BC.
 
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