Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

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A-№1 said:
While exhibiting zero shared empathy with other rape victims for their mutual experience.
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He'd tell them that they should have sex with him because he's not a rapist and therefore would heal them from the trauma caused by their rapist.
 
Someone on the cwcki recently added a note saying if convicted as a sex offender Chris won't even be able to get a job as an Uber or Lyft driver (they can supply you with a company car if you don't have one of your own, but it comes outta every fare you make) damn even the easiest tard job in the world will be denied to Chris.


There's always GrubHub or UberEATS, hell all he'll need is a bike or an electric scooter with a package Carrier on the back for that. Course they'll probably have to remind him not to eat even a single bite of the customers food.
 
A Grey Cat said:
Someone on the cwcki recently added a note saying if convicted as a sex offender Chris won't even be able to get a job as an Uber or Lyft driver (they can supply you with a company car if you don't have one of your own, but it comes outta every fare you make) damn even the easiest tard job in the world will be denied to Chris.
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Tier 1 offenders can't work as ride hail drivers, but can work as taxi drivers. The way the law is worded, I don't think you could count driving an Uber company-provided car as being a taxi, since you are still technically a contractor for the TNC. That's splitting hairs and has probably not been litigated. This is under § 46.2-2099.49

If he is convicted on a felony charge (but not a misdemeanor), he also can't do rideshare for 7 years regardless of SOR status.

Tier 3 offenders can't even work as taxi drivers, as per § 46.2-2011.33

EDIT: Correction, the felony versions of the incest forbidden to marry and crimes against nature statutes that Chris could be charged with are on the list of felonies that would ban Chris from working rideshare for life, regardless of whether he's on the SOR. So it's:

Misdemeanor but no SOR: Chris can work at rideshare
Misdemeanor but with SOR: Chris can't work at rideshare until he's off the SOR in 10-15 years.
Felony incest regardless of SOR: Chris can't work at rideshare for the rest of his life.

EDIT 2: Technically it's possible for the misdemeanor to ban him for life, as legally they can give him the felony subsection and wobble it to a misdemeanor, and the list of sexually violent crimes that the statute uses clarifies "any violation". However the way Virginia courts tend to handle wobblers is to instead amend the record to the non-felony subsection of the statute. I think they do this to simplify classification in the future as the database doesn't differentiate wobbler status for a given subsection when recording if someone is a felon or not, even if they receive a non-felony sentence.
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
Tier 1 offenders can't work as ride hail drivers, but can work as taxi drivers. The way the law is worded, I don't think you could count driving an Uber company-provided car as being a taxi, since you are still technically a contractor for the TNC. That's splitting hairs and has probably not been litigated. This is under § 46.2-2099.49

If he is convicted on a felony charge (but not a misdemeanor), he also can't do rideshare for 7 years regardless of SOR status.

Tier 3 offenders can't even work as taxi drivers, as per § 46.2-2011.33

EDIT: Correction, the felony versions of the incest forbidden to marry and crimes against nature statutes that Chris could be charged with are on the list of felonies that would ban Chris from working rideshare for life, regardless of whether he's on the SOR. So it's:

Misdemeanor but no SOR: Chris can work at rideshare
Misdemeanor but with SOR: Chris can't work at rideshare until he's off the SOR in 10-15 years.
Felony incest regardless of SOR: Chris can't work at rideshare for the rest of his life.
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Thanks I was going off what the cwcki said and it wasn't as detailed.

But yeah best case scenario he gets off on a misdemeanor and no sor, and he can still apply for ride-sharing if he ever needs money. Worst case is he gets a felony conviction and can never be a driver, be it ride-sharing or taxi.


Sucks to be him...
 
A Grey Cat said:
Thanks I was going off what the cwcki said and it wasn't as detailed.

But yeah best case scenario he gets off on a misdemeanor and no sor, and he can still apply for ride-sharing if he ever needs money. Worst case is he gets a felony conviction and can never be a driver, be it ride-sharing or taxi.
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He can be a taxi driver even with the felony conviction, even if he gets put on the SOR as he would only be Tier 1, unless they upgraded the charges from incest to rape which would put him in Tier 3.

I think they're less strict with taxi drivers as the company is seen as more responsible for the actions of their drivers, and because taxis have been seen as a traditional employment for ex-cons.

EDIT: That said I don't think Chris would last long in either role, as his shitty driving would get him fired pretty quickly.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
There's always GrubHub or UberEATS, hell all he'll need is a bike or an electric scooter with a package Carrier on the back for that. Course they'll probably have to remind him not to eat even a single bite of the customers food.
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even with reminders, chris will still be sneaking bites off the food and admitting to it in the most autistic, chris-like, god complex fueled way imaginable.
chris will only do something if it benefits him at the moment, such as eating whatever food is available to him even if its technically not his, just to not feel slightly hungry anymore at that moment.
to chris, the idea of maintaining job security by not eating the customers food won't even come to mind until it's too late and starts to threaten his present self.
 
Pointless Sperg said:
He can be a taxi driver even with the felony conviction, even if he gets put on the SOR as he would only be Tier 1, unless they upgraded the charges from incest to rape which would put him in Tier 3.
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Are taxis even a thing anymore? Sure in places like NY they've survived despite the popularity of ride share because, hey iconic imagery associated with the city and all. But Chris is a long way away from the big apple.


Ok doing a quick search I found three yellow cab companies based outta Charlottesville. Chris Chan the taxi driver saga when?
 
RSLUG30 said:
even with reminders, chris will still be sneaking bites off the food and admitting to it in the most autistic, chris-like, god complex fueled way imaginable.
chris will only do something if it benefits him at the moment, such as eating whatever food is available to him even if its technically not his, just to not feel slightly hungry anymore at that moment.
to chris, the idea of maintaining job security by not eating the customers food won't even come to mind until it's too late and starts to threaten his present self.
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But it's totally understandable. He was hungry, right? Who wouldn't eat food that is right there when they are hungry? If you say you don't understand that, you're lying and you're just kicking the autistic and being hateful against transgender people.

A Grey Cat said:
Are taxis even a thing anymore? Sure in places like NY they've survived despite the popularity of ride share because, hey iconic imagery associated with the city and all. But Chris is a long way away from the big apple.


Ok doing a quick search I found three yellow cab companies based outta Charlottesville. Chris Chan the taxi driver saga when?
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I don't know when, but it would be a very short saga that would end in tragedy. Also I don't know if any taxi company would hire Chris. They're known for hiring hardened ex-cons who've committed some very serious crimes, as long as they work hard and do their job, but Chris is just so fucking weird they would probably draw the line there.

The situation has been changing, as the trend has been for taxi companies to become TNCs-in-all-but-name and work mostly with independent contractors, with the only real difference being that the car has a medallion. That small legal distinction would still allow Chris to work for them, and possibly less picky about hiring Chris. Still, individual companies can have their own rules about criminal history.
 
A Grey Cat said:
Are taxis even a thing anymore? Sure in places like NY they've survived despite the popularity of ride share because, hey iconic imagery associated with the city and all. But Chris is a long way away from the big apple.


Ok doing a quick search I found three yellow cab companies based outta Charlottesville. Chris Chan the taxi driver saga when?
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I think Chris as a taxi driver would end quickly and tragically like the Robert De Niro film.
Chris would become obsessed with any woman who gets in his cab to be taken home. Then the stalking would commence.

However it may be worth it to see a sonichu yellow cab.
 
LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
The most horrifying part is imagining the kind of sick bastard that would put his dick inside Chris Chan. That guy would deserve the Nobel Prize for degeneracy
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Guy? Consider Bella for a moment, google "pegging", and never, ever underestimate the depths weens will sink to.


Pointless Sperg said:
He'd tell them that they should have sex with him because he's not a rapist and therefore would heal them from the trauma caused by their rapist.
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He would also expect sympathy from them while offering absolutely none in return.


A Grey Cat said:
Chris won't even be able to get a job as an Uber or Lyft driver
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Imagine requesting an Uber and seeing Chris roll up. "I'll walk."


Pointless Sperg said:
That said I don't think Chris would last long in either role, as his shitty driving would get him fired pretty quickly.
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A taxi company would sack him quickly lest he keep wrecking their cabs. However he could become the most popular Uber driver in Greene County once weens discover they can video themselves getting a ride with Chris. Think Taxicab Confessions only wrong. So very, very wrong.


Ophelia said:
No amount of air fresheners with Sonuchu scribbled on them would be enough to mask the distinctive Chris aroma.
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Given the other odor-centric products released by various celebrities recently (Gwyn Paltrow WTF?), I'm almost surprised there hasn't been a Chris scented candle yet. It would be the aroma therapy equivalent of Malort.
 
A-№1 said:
Given the other odor-centric products released by various celebrities recently (Gwyn Paltrow WTF?), I'm almost surprised there hasn't been a Chris scented candle yet. It would be the aroma therapy equivalent of Malort.
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Instead of Gwyn's "This candle smells like my vagina" you'll get Chris's "This candle smells like my asshole" and the fumes will burn your lungs like a GameStop employee getting maced. Comes with a free Breathe It In tee shirt.

For extra allahuakbars imagine Yaniv's version of Gwyn's candle...
 
A-№1 said:
Guy? Consider Bella for a moment, google "pegging", and never, ever underestimate the depths weens will sink to.




He would also expect sympathy from them while offering absolutely none in return.




Imagine requesting an Uber and seeing Chris roll up. "I'll walk."




A taxi company would sack him quickly lest he keep wrecking their cabs. However he could become the most popular Uber driver in Greene County once weens discover they can video themselves getting a ride with Chris. Think Taxicab Confessions only wrong. So very, very wrong.




Given the other odor-centric products released by various celebrities recently (Gwyn Paltrow WTF?), I'm almost surprised there hasn't been a Chris scented candle yet. It would be the aroma therapy equivalent of Malort.
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I can't fucking believe some one referenced Malort.
 
Maybe he'll settle down in a halfway house or a trailer park, left alone by pretty much everyone, like maybe Null or someone else would check in to make sure he's not dead every month or so.
 
FinnSven said:
I think Chris as a taxi driver would end quickly and tragically like the Robert De Niro film.
Chris would become obsessed with any woman who gets in his cab to be taken home. Then the stalking would commence.

However it may be worth it to see a sonichu yellow cab.
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Travis Bickle at least had the decency to murder a few child-raping pimps and johns before checking out. Chris himself is the sexual predator.
 
A Grey Cat said:
Someone on the cwcki recently added a note saying if convicted as a sex offender Chris won't even be able to get a job as an Uber or Lyft driver (they can supply you with a company car if you don't have one of your own, but it comes outta every fare you make) damn even the easiest tard job in the world will be denied to Chris.


There's always GrubHub or UberEATS, hell all he'll need is a bike or an electric scooter with a package Carrier on the back for that. Course they'll probably have to remind him not to eat even a single bite of the customers food.
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It would be a bad idea to hire him for Uber eats because he’d eat the food and then forget what the fuck he was doing and then go home
 
It was brought up in another thread, but someone suggested that if Chris stays in ruckersville/chatlottesville the outright hatred for him will be at an all time high. So much so that some said he'll be at risk from people messing with him, beyond the usual weening I mean. Like imagine the staff at a restaurant be goes to recognizing him and know what he did. So they end up spitting in his food.. Or worse.
 
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