Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

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Glassshardballpit said:
How do you know?

Places cost money to live and who wants a legit mofo bunking with them?

We all know 14 BC isn't an option.

Chris may very well be on the streets for an undetermined amount of time before he's either picked up again or someone's crazy enough to try to keep him.
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At bare minimum they have to get him a bunk in a homeless shelter and a case worker. They're not allowed to just kick him onto the street. I imagine they're going to try to do better than that though as a means of getting Chris to stay the hell away so they don't have to pick him up again.

The reality is that Chris is not a hardened criminal thug, and is a much greater risk for repeat nuisance crimes if he's unmanaged, so if they don't place him well he will cause them trouble again and again with only temporary stints in jail.
 
Pointless Sperg said:
At bare minimum they have to get him a bunk in a homeless shelter and a case worker. They're not allowed to just kick him onto the street. I imagine they're going to try to do better than that though as a means of getting Chris to stay the hell away so they don't have to pick him up again.

The reality is that Chris is not a hardened criminal thug, and is a much greater risk for repeat nuisance crimes if he's unmanaged, so if they don't place him well he will cause them trouble again and again with only temporary stints in jail.
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Godspeed to whatever person gets assigned Chris as a caseworker.
 
If Chris doesn't 52% himself in prison, he'll probably try to do it once he's on the outside. I can't see someone that's led possibly the most horrible public life of all time surviving it. That said, if he does finally manage to get his shit together somehow, it would be the single most powerful redemption arc that's ever been seen in any form. We live in enough of a clown world now that even that's possible.
 
Christine and the hedgehog boys will return to record a "lockdown records life in d block." Style rap album.
 
Niggaplease said:
chris will get out with a slap on the wrist, end up on the streets or a shelter, and go back to shitting himself and doing nothing.
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Chris is going to try to go back to 14 come on now.

Then it's right back to prison! Hahaha!
 
Pointless Sperg said:
At bare minimum they have to get him a bunk in a homeless shelter and a case worker.
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They're likely well aware of how Chris' court ordered therapy went last time, and they know it will take more than just a caseworker to keep him out of their hair permanently.

I imagine they're going to try to do better than that though as a means of getting Chris to stay the hell away so they don't have to pick him up again.
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I suspect they're concerned more with further away than better.


Optimus Prime said:
Godspeed to whatever person gets assigned Chris as a caseworker.
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Most caseworkers get pretty jaded after a while. Fed up indifference is a good defense against Chris' shenanigans.
 
ChloeButts said:
If Chris doesn't 52% himself in prison, he'll probably try to do it once he's on the outside. I can't see someone that's led possibly the most horrible public life of all time surviving it. That said, if he does finally manage to get his shit together somehow, it would be the single most powerful redemption arc that's ever been seen in any form. We live in enough of a clown world now that even that's possible.
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I put the likeness of him killing himself very low. He doesn't feel shame and humilliation like most people, he always pick right back up. I don't think he really has the introspection and self awareness to get deppresed and suicidal like other people in his situation would be, he is more likely to just adjust to a new low, he is also a huge fucking pussy, the only way i see him commiting sudoku is by accident trying some other stupid idea, like him finding a 4chan tutorial on how to grow crystals.
 
Before Chris went to prison I think some weens would probably have supported him when he inevitably got kicked out of 14 BC by the bank after Barb died.

Now I think Chris will take a plea deal for time served, along with probation and be prohibited from living with his mother. The state will dump him into a halfway house or something, where he'll either leave or get kicked out cause he can't handle basic hygiene and rules and then the homelessness saga will begin.

This will probably lead to Chris getting addicted to meth so that he can commune with Sonichu and then he'll be drawing Sonichu commissions on the street corner to get another hit.
 
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FamicomGorby said:
This will probably lead to Chris getting addicted to meth so that he can commune with Sonichu and then he'll be drawing Sonichu commissions on the street corner to get another hit.
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if Chris is dumped on the streets hard drugs are a possibility, some ween right now is thinking "woah, what if like Chris Chan becomes addicted to heroin and shiet, wouldn't it be funny??" .

Only the most malicious weens with the worst intentions would approach Chris at this point and he'll have no one around to protect his tard ass.
 
Niggaplease said:
chris will get out with a slap on the wrist, end up on the streets or a shelter, and go back to shitting himself and doing nothing.
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At least he will have been in jail for at least 364 days and will have to see the Sonic movie he missed on the small screen.
 
LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
I put the likeness of him killing himself very low. He doesn't feel shame and humilliation like most people, he always pick right back up. I don't think he really has the introspection and self awareness to get deppresed and suicidal like other people in his situation would be, he is more likely to just adjust to a new low, he is also a huge fucking pussy, the only way i see him commiting sudoku is by accident trying some other stupid idea, like him finding a 4chan tutorial on how to grow crystals.
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That's a pretty nuanced view of him that I can agree with. It seems like he's the living embodiment of "Any publicity is good publicity" so he may be thriving on this situation if anything. Even being Bubba's bitch in prison might not be enough to make him topple into self-dying. We'll have to see and relentlessly continue to document every small thing, haha.
 
ChloeButts said:
That's a pretty nuanced view of him that I can agree with. It seems like he's the living embodiment of "Any publicity is good publicity" so he may be thriving on this situation if anything. Even being Bubba's bitch in prison might not be enough to make him topple into self-dying. We'll have to see and relentlessly continue to document every small thing, haha.
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Getting raped would probably be pretty traumatic for him, but with how Chris' mind works, he'd bounce back fairly quickly and then turn it into a victim card for him to play for better treatment at every chance he could get. He'd then proudly wear the "rape survivor" badge, and then go to support meetings to try to fuck women there since they had "something in common".
 
Pointless Sperg said:
Getting raped would probably be pretty traumatic for him, but with how Chris' mind works, he'd bounce back fairly quickly and then turn it into a victim card for him to play for better treatment at every chance he could get. He'd then proudly wear the "rape survivor" badge, and then go to support meetings to try to fuck women there since they had "something in common".
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You sir have officially come up with the most horrifying scenario possible for his life after prison. I salute you
 
GypsyBard said:
You sir have officially come up with the most horrifying scenario possible for his life after prison. I salute you
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It's horrifying because it's realistic. Chris would absolutely use his rape victim status to try to approach women, just like he's used every other victim/marginalized group status he's adopted.
 
Pointless Sperg said:
It's horrifying because it's realistic. Chris would absolutely use his rape victim status to try to approach women, just like he's used every other victim/marginalized group status he's adopted.
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The most horrifying part is imagining the kind of sick bastard that would put his dick inside Chris Chan. That guy would deserve the Nobel Prize for degeneracy
 
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