Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

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When he gets out, I feel like something unexpected will happen. Like he gets mauled and eaten by a wild animal or something.
 
Now that he thinks he's Jesus, after his release, I wonder if Chris will go to a random church to proclaim his divinity? Of course, in reality, he will be politely be asked to leave. But I would like to think there would be a parishioner or two who would beat the blasphemy out of Chris.
 
Honestly there's a lot of menial jobs he "could" do to support himself, there's more than a few that boil down to "pick this up, put it down over here" that aren't too physically stressful. It's the fact that he is who he is that makes any menial job or tard-oriented job too much for him, which means he'll be forced to eek out whatever existence he can on the tugboat.
 
Pointless Sperg said:
I'm familiar with all of that, including his absolutely amazing job proposal to Sega.

What I'm saying is that Chris, when having a manager physically present telling him to do stuff, will actually do stuff. You could probably get him to exercise with a personal trainer if it were an attractive woman. Chris is lazy in the sense that he has no internal motivation to do anything except what brings him instant gratification. That doesn't mean he won't do things.

He will actually put in a great amount of effort if he's receiving A) immediate gratification or B) Immediate pressure and direction. Any delay of gratification turns it from tangible to theoretical, so you can't expect him to perform in that circumstance.

Throw Chris in a boot camp where someone beats him with a baton if he doesn't keep pace, and you could probably get him to stop being a fat piece of shit and instead be a thin piece of shit. Get him into a routine where he gets his paycheck immediately at the end of each day (like a Mexican day laborer) and he might actually do something useful. I figure it would take a month of someone directly beating his ass, whereupon the routine would stick and he could probably delay gratification for a few hours to get his lego money at the end of his shift.

We've seen Chris put immense amounts of effort into things before, the problem is that it has to be something he either wants or is forced to do.
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Here is the deal though: supervisors and managers will only go so fucking far in tard wrangling and holding the autist's hands at a job.

They expect you to do the fucking work, without complaint and without fucking it up and show up when you are supposed to do your job.

A forgiving boss MIGHT forgive a fuck up or two; so long as there is a great deal of time between fuck ups and you show contrition AND the fuck up isn't too extreme. Some bosses might feel sorry for someone with the autism or asspergers if the guy in question is legit fucking trying to mainline and be a normie and help the person out, maybe cut him a break once or twice so long as it doesn't become a habit and the autist/asperger in question is legit trying and shows that given the chance they CAN do a job the way another person can if not better.

Chris Chan is the type of borderline freakshow that, if you give him an inch at work? He will take a mile and then some.

Him working will never happen because he'll horrifically exploit any sort of kindness he gets from management to fuck around and not work. He's also a walking trainwreck and that's BEFORE his history of assault and the whole raping his mother thing and embezzling money from his mom's account (which would keep him from any job where he would be expected to handle money or credit card information).

A manager will expect Chris to do his job and if he's lucky, MAYBE give him a couple of days to get used to the work and the protocol. If he can't work, he'll fire him because management has more important things to do than hand hold someone who won't fucking try. Now Chris will try and scream "transphobia" but most places won't tolerate such bullshit claims if you are explicitly shown to be incompetent at the job and antagonistic to your supervisor.
 
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Caesare said:
That would be the best ending to the Chris tale.
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It would also be the first time Chris actually properly fed an animal too.

Who am I kidding, he'll probably just wander the streets as some kind of bum until he gets buffalo bille'd by some redditer.
 
MirrorNoir said:
Chris Chan is the type of borderline freakshow that, if you give him an inch at work? He will take a mile and then some.
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And even if he didn't, if you could somehow convince him not to be a lazy fuck, if he had to interact with other employees for any length of time he'd be unable to. You can't just yell "act like a normal person" at him because he isn't one. You'd have to minimize any contact with others. This is a sheltered workshop setting. This is the only place Chris would be employable. They'd have one or more tard wranglers every shift to wrangle the tards.

At this point if you probably gave him a choice, though, whether he gets to sit around in jail for the rest of life or he gets out tomorrow but has to get a job immediately, he would choose jail. It's less scary than the thought of actually having to do anything he didn't want to do.
 
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AnOminous said:
You'd have to minimize any contact with others. This is a sheltered workshop setting. This is the only place Chris would be employable. They'd have one or more tard wranglers every shift to wrangle the tards.
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He'd probably do well at an Amazon warehouse (it's a stretch; emphasis on 'probably'). Or ship Chris of to literal China where ironically he can be assembling the toys he frequently buys and plays with.
 
AnOminous said:
IF you could somehow convince him not to be a lazy fuck
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That sentence, and that "if" perfectly summarizes why nearly all of the conjecture around Chris is kinda moot. At the end of the day the first law of Christory is "If not influenced by an outside force, Chris will shit himself and do nothing". There is no such force that can adequately motivate Chris presently, so he will cling on to a mediocre pretend existence. Like some kind of smelly lichen.
 
seeing that Cyraxx is seemingly the only person in the internet defending Chris-chan after what happened
and Cyraxx having a thing for transgenders aswell...

imagine when Chris got out
there is a law enforced restraining order that prevents Chris from going to Barbara
and perhaps a restraining order that prevents Chris from going anywhere 14BC
and his entire family refusing to contact Chris
which force Chris to perhaps respond to Cyraxx and move in with Cyraxx cos they both have something in common

- sexually repressed deviants
- solely rely on an old woman to look after them
- "those damn trolls tricked me"
- both have e-girlfriends that turned out to be catfish/trolls
 
Disastrously Dumb said:
seeing that Cyraxx is seemingly the only person in the internet defending Chris-chan after what happened
and Cyraxx having a thing for transgenders aswell...

imagine when Chris got out
there is a law enforced restraining order that prevents Chris from going to Barbara
and perhaps a restraining order that prevents Chris from going anywhere 14BC
and his entire family refusing to contact Chris
which force Chris to perhaps respond to Cyraxx and move in with Cyraxx cos they both have something in common

- sexually repressed deviants
- solely rely on an old woman to look after them
- "those damn trolls tricked me"
- both have e-girlfriends that turned out to be catfish/trolls
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Seems like a match made in (Chris') heaven.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
He'd probably do well at an Amazon warehouse (it's a stretch; emphasis on 'probably').
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People get killed in those all the time. Maybe if they put him in one of these.
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Note, the cage device in this meme is actually from a patent owned by Amazon you may have heard of.
 
AnOminous said:
Most of whom are in the actual high functioning category that Chris isn't in,
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But Chris' autism is high functioning.

It's Chris himself that isn't.

With few exceptions, like Temple Grandin, most people with full-blown autism are not employable without more than reasonable accommodations.
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Except there's no such thing as "full blown autism". It's a class / range of disorders, not a specific one. And just as there are a range of autistic conditions, there are a range of autistic capable jobs. One of the best programmers I know is far more autistic than Chris.

Chris could be one of the best glass sorters there is if only he could be bothered to put down his toys and get off his ass. But as long as Chris has a choice of not working, he won't.


Skitterways said:
You're right though, in a group home setting forcing medication wouldn't occur and most likely Chris will manage to get himself either kicked out or he'll leave voluntarily and find himself in a world of hurt.
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Except, so far as I know, Chris isn't actually on any psych meds to be forced. So when Chris inevitably gets kicked out, he'll have done it all by himself.


Heckler1 said:
Like he gets mauled and eaten by a wild animal or something.
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Will Chris' crimes never end? Poisoning wild animals, except as a part of a licensed control program, is illegal in Virginia.


AnOminous said:
You can't just yell "act like a normal person" at him because he isn't one. You'd have to minimize any contact with others.
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So again, put him on piecework. He doesn't need to be a normal person. He just has to produce widgets. More widgets means more pay. No widgets means no pay.

If he didn't have the tugboat to rely on, Chris would have become a much more tolerable person. Not exactly tolerable, just more tolerable.
 
A-№1 said:
Chris could be one of the best glass sorters there is if only he could be bothered to put down his toys and get off his ass. But as long as Chris has a choice of not working, he won't.
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Except for the whole thing there are now machines that do it so much more efficiently that paying a tard wrangler to wrangle a tard to keep doing it is not worth it.
 
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