Life after prison - What happens if Chris is One Day released from prison

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AnOminous said:
Except for the whole thing there are now machines that do it so much more efficiently that paying a tard wrangler to wrangle a tard to keep doing it is not worth it.
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I mentioned before that there are no jobs Chris could do that couldn't be done more efficiently by a machine, but that's assuming you're willing to make the capital investment of inventing and building the machine. Obviously glass recycling is a large enough industry that it was worth the investment. However glass sorting is just one of a number of zero skill, zero thinking automata jobs Chris is suitable for. I keep mentioning glass sorting by name specifically because of that commercial and the kid in it, who is clearly mentally less well off than Chris but is obviously a much better human being than Chris is.

As to paying a tard wrangler, that's one of the advantages of a piecework job: you let Chris' hungry belly be his wrangler.
 
The idea that Chris would even bother trying to find some employment after getting out of jail. even a tard job is beyond laughable. Chris has always seen himself as above such petty concerns like work and employment and not even serving time will get him to change that mindset. When he gets out it'll be back to business as usual for him, he'll try and find some way to get a phone that can upload to youtube so he can go online and beg for money as if he still has a fan base left who'd sympathize with him enough to give him anything. and when that fails to bring in the money he'll just whine and complain and scream and shout louder and louder.
 
A Grey Cat said:
The idea that Chris would even bother trying to find some employment after getting out of jail. even a tard job is beyond laughable. Chris has always seen himself as above such petty concerns like work and employment and not even serving time will get him to change that mindset. When he gets out it'll be back to business as usual for him, he'll try and find some way to get a phone that can upload to youtube so he can go online and beg for money as if he still has a fan base left who'd sympathize with him enough to give him anything. and when that fails to bring in the money he'll just whine and complain and scream and shout louder and louder.
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You're only sin is your lack of spacing.,
 
AnOminous said:
Except for the whole thing there are now machines that do it so much more efficiently that paying a tard wrangler to wrangle a tard to keep doing it is not worth it.
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Doesn't matter. Cities have public bus transports and those always run at a loss. It's not a business venture, it's a service. If you've ever been to a military base. The organization Envision hires only those who are visually disabled (blind) which is ironically cruel given the name. Just like most nonprofit orgs it's not about the money. It's about sending a message.
 
I swear she's 18 said:
Doesn't matter. Cities have public bus transports and those always run at a loss. It's not a business venture, it's a service. If you've ever been to a military base. The organization Envision hires only those who are visually disabled (blind) which is ironically cruel given the name. Just like most nonprofit orgs it's not about the money. It's about sending a message.
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Public transportation is a service that improves the economy. You lose money on the buses/trains but then the economy as a whole improves because of the improved mobility of the people, and improved property values of places next to high quality transit.

Paying Chris to do a tard job that he was actually willing and able to do would probably yield less value than just giving him a tugboat.

Putting Chris in a tard camp where he's beaten with rubber hoses until he gets into a routine of being productive might be better for the economy, but it would be illegal.
 
A Grey Cat said:
When he gets out it'll be back to business as usual for him, he'll try and find some way to get a phone that can upload to youtube so he can go online and beg for money as if he still has a fan base left who'd sympathize with him enough to give him anything. and when that fails to bring in the money he'll just whine and complain and scream and shout louder and louder.
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The few genuine fans that Chris had are probably gone for good after the incident. However, there will still be the weens and enablers who want to insert themselves into his life with ulterior motives. In fact, my guess is that these people will be more common once he gets out of jail since he has become "edgier."
 
Pointless Sperg said:
Putting Chris in a tard camp where he's beaten with rubber hoses until he gets into a routine of being productive might be better for the economy, but it would be illegal.
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I'd argue it would in the short term but it would inevitably result in a blowout of some kind. Even in the current Western world where people aren't given a good old fashioned shoeing for failing to show up at the bullet factory people still melt the fuck down in shitwork all the time. See the ongoing labour shortage and increasing wilful unemployment as an example. Multiply that by Chris and you've got a spergbomb waiting to blow.

In historical cases of forced labor like that, laborers either lived short, violent, and unhappy lives, or inevitably went full fucking Whitman at some point.
 
Alright, we're talking about post-prison Glass Sorting and whatnot, but, and follow me with this- what if Chris legit started (or more likely, joined) a cult of some kind? He never has to work again, he's given free food and free shelter, and all he needs to do is worship some weird deity.
 
Gregory House M.D said:
Alright, we're talking about post-prison Glass Sorting and whatnot, but, and follow me with this- what if Chris legit started (or more likely, joined) a cult of some kind? He never has to work again, he's given free food and free shelter, and all he needs to do is worship some weird deity.
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He’s larping as if he IS some weird deity.

Don’t cults usually expect their members to work? They’re either about sex or money (or both). I guess the cult leader could take the tugboat, but is it worth it?
 
Gregory House M.D said:
Alright, we're talking about post-prison Glass Sorting and whatnot, but, and follow me with this- what if Chris legit started (or more likely, joined) a cult of some kind? He never has to work again, he's given free food and free shelter, and all he needs to do is worship some weird deity.
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There's no way Chris with his current delusion would bow before another. His ego and pride is too massive. Sure he might fake it, but most cult leaders are cunning and it wouldn't be hard to find out about Chris's true and honest intentions.
 
I swear she's 18 said:
There's no way Chris with his current delusion would bow before another. His ego and pride is too massive. Sure he might fake it, but most cult leaders are cunning and it wouldn't be hard to find out about Chris's true and honest intentions.
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I bet he’d do it for the possibility of easily accessible china.
 
Linkola's IT Guy said:
The few genuine fans that Chris had are probably gone for good after the incident. However, there will still be the weens and enablers who want to insert themselves into his life with ulterior motives. In fact, my guess is that these people will be more common once he gets out of jail since he has become "edgier."
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Precisely, except now nobody will have Chris' back in case he meets malicious people again. He burned so many bridges in the incident that you could argue for an arson charge too lol!

Gregory House M.D said:
Alright, we're talking about post-prison Glass Sorting and whatnot, but, and follow me with this- what if Chris legit started (or more likely, joined) a cult of some kind? He never has to work again, he's given free food and free shelter, and all he needs to do is worship some weird deity.
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Were Chris intelligent, he would probably be a cult leader or involved in some schemes. Chris is extremely manipulative, he is seen as a joke precisely because he isn't intelligent nor skilled enough to pull off a convincing persona. I said this before, but it's always worth reminding that a competent Chris would be a nightmare, if he got into a position of power he would certainly be a Weinstein of sorts!

The only kind of people Chris would attract for a hypothetical cult of his would be weens and other retards, with almost no true and honest supporters. And thank goodness for that!

A Grey Cat said:
The idea that Chris would even bother trying to find some employment after getting out of jail. even a tard job is beyond laughable. Chris has always seen himself as above such petty concerns like work and employment and not even serving time will get him to change that mindset. When he gets out it'll be back to business as usual for him, he'll try and find some way to get a phone that can upload to youtube so he can go online and beg for money as if he still has a fan base left who'd sympathize with him enough to give him anything. and when that fails to bring in the money he'll just whine and complain and scream and shout louder and louder.
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Precisely, his narcissism won't let him try this and even if he was a down to earth individual, he is too far in conditioning to be employable. Can't have Chris doing menial work if he's in fucking Cloud Cuckoo Land 99% of the time, even if just as a coping mechanism!
 
I swear she's 18 said:
There's no way Chris with his current delusion would bow before another. His ego and pride is too massive. Sure he might fake it, but most cult leaders are cunning and it wouldn't be hard to find out about Chris's true and honest intentions.
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The other aspect of this is that his modern beliefs already resemble a doomsday cult, but with him as the leader. All of his beliefs about CWCville and the dimensional merge etc. are specific to him. He even had some followers, although none of them were sincere. He would never give up his beliefs or his perceived power as a leader to join someone else's cult.
 
Linkola's IT Guy said:
The other aspect of this is that his modern beliefs already resemble a doomsday cult, but with him as the leader. All of his beliefs about CWCville and the dimensional merge etc. are specific to him. He even had some followers, although none of them were sincere. He would never give up his beliefs or his perceived power as a leader to join someone else's cult.
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He would for china. "Join our cult and I'll fuck you, continue to claim you are Jesus and I will not fuck you" would definitely work, as long as the person actually put out soon enough to not make Chris suspicious that it was a ruse.

Like if a girl got naked and stood right in front of Chris and said "recant all your claims to godhood and we fuck right here and now", and she followed through, Chris would completely stop being a deity for as many days/months/years the regular sex continued.

EDIT: It's because of Chris' response to immediate stimuli. He will change his outlook on life if something makes him feel good then and there, because past and future do not matter to Chris if there's something in the present that captivates him. I'm sure when he told Kim Wilson that he would not fuck Barb, he genuinely believed it at the time.
 
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The legal system is full of niggers profiting off people like Chris. You see them all the time at places like Goodwill, the flea market, or soup kitchen. There's always one scum bag ass black guy smoking a Black and Mild, driving an old Ram church van full of retards and abandoned little white kids. This is his future, being some random asshole's pay pig. Chris will go to a predatory group home that takes his tugboat and leaves him with $50/month in pocket money. There are plenty of opportunistic negroes who want that money and know how to get it. And good for him, too. Chris is a rapist, he deserves much worse.
 
Linkola's IT Guy said:
The other aspect of this is that his modern beliefs already resemble a doomsday cult, but with him as the leader. All of his beliefs about CWCville and the dimensional merge etc. are specific to him. He even had some followers, although none of them were sincere. He would never give up his beliefs or his perceived power as a leader to join someone else's cult.
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The good thing (?) is that Chris is not suicidal (thanks Idea Guys!) as they've put into his mind that once you threaten even the idea of suicide. You're not considered a Sonichu/Rosechu anymore.

Pointless Sperg said:
He would for china. "Join our cult and I'll fuck you, continue to claim you are Jesus and I will not fuck you" would definitely work, as long as the person actually put out soon enough to not make Chris suspicious that it was a ruse.

Like if a girl got naked and stood right in front of Chris and said "recant all your claims to godhood and we fuck right here and now", and she followed through, Chris would completely stop being a deity for as many days/months/years the regular sex continued.

EDIT: It's because of Chris' response to immediate stimuli. He will change his outlook on life if something makes him feel good then and there, because past and future do not matter to Chris if there's something in the present that captivates him. I'm sure when he told Kim Wilson that he would not fuck Barb, he genuinely believed it at the time.
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That's why it's hard to "help" Chris. Anything outside of immediate gratification it becomes hypothetical, then nonexistant since Chris can't comprehend the world outside of his immediate thought process.

CWCville is a good example. It's a city, and a state, and a country all at the same time. Bob even told us he couldn't comprehend the idea of countries and thought PandaHalo died in the fires. Simply because it happened in Australia. To Chris, who only knows the Ruckersville area, probably assumed Australia is like a city and hence believed she died.

With money and health since Chris can't see the results immediately. It's probably not true/happening. He puts in a little effort and doesn't understand that it's a process and gives up too easily. Or he gets sidetracked by some other form of instant gratification and that's good enough for him.
 
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