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Tranny threads, and any thread that has to deal with animal or child abuse. It’s all just so depressing.

All of autistic thunderdome (A&N) + the Trump threads (the lolcow thread, TES & TDS threads) are fucking awful. In general if someone has one of those in their post history they are the biggest political spergs on the planet and they make every discussion about their obsession with Cheeto Hitler / Orange Jesus.

The Fuentes thread fucking SUCKS. It’s full of retarded cuckservaitves who are unironically pressed at Fuentes for not worshipping JD Vance as opposed to just laughing at him for being a homosexual faggot Mexican man who got head from Destiny who has a fanbase consisting of 14 year olds and pedophiles who prey on said 14 year olds.

Finally, the VTuber threads, because Vtubers are the lowest form of entertainment ever created. I haven’t even looked in there once, so I can’t verify the stories of sexual deviancy other people have mentioned in here.
 
half the frequent posters on AT either bloviate multiple paragraph pseudointellectual garbage to no one, the other half fantasizes about torturing people to death or makes calls to action to KILL THE PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE NOW!!!!!

MovieBob's thread. He's literally everything I hate in a person, narrow minded, politics before anything. And he basically advocates death for anyone he doesn't like. What seals the deal for me is he just tweets. He doesn't do anything interesting, he never really leaves the house or even really do videos anymore. He just pisses me off anytime I decide to click on his thread. People compare him to Dobson sometimes, but at least dobson would interact with trolls or post unintentionally funny comics. Bob is just nothing but hate.
There's this one poster, who tries to reddit own EVERY SINGLE TWEET that he makes which makes the thread unviewable without blocking him. No one should be obsessed with some middle aged fat retard who has bad opinions like this.
 
The Ukraine and Russian war threads. I go on them sometimes, but reading about impending World War 3 gives me a pit of dread and anxiety.

I sometimes avoid the Rowling Derangement Syndrome thread as it has essentially become an Enslavement Syndrome thread and they won’t hear the slightest thing against their queen.
 
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There's this one poster, who tries to reddit own EVERY SINGLE TWEET that he makes which makes the thread unviewable without blocking him.
Whenever I try to get into that thread it's just the OP archiving every single Bob tweet while the regulars try deboonking them. The funny thing is Fatrick is basically the same person, a big fat moron with entry-level shitlib politics who thinks he's a badass and posts on X all day. Dunno why I find the Fatrick thread entertaining but not Moviebob's, they're like twins.
 
Outside of the Anisa/idubbbz thread and Onision back when he was at the height of the Chris Hansen controversy, I've never really had a reason to bother with anything in Beauty Parlor. The more drama oriented cows have way too much lore for how boring they are and eating disorders are 50/50 the dullest shit you'll ever read or "FIGHT OR FLIGHT: ACTIVATE." Just not my thing.
 
The porncows thread. It's a den of gooners, but that's not a surprise.
 
i'm avoid the uspg now since it's just a hugbox and if you post the wrong opinion you get downvoted spammed with dumb/autistic/mati stickers and if you continue to try and argue your points you get threadbanned. most of the people that do this aren't very intelligent to begin with but it gives everyone else an undeserved sense of superiority.
any of the big politics threads like russia/ukraine or israel/gaza since it's just retards screaming genocide at each other over thousands of pages
the sharty thread is a very special kind of hell
not touching animal control since there's nothing remotely entertaining about animal abuse
really any thread or category that looks like it would make me mad instead of making me laugh, idk why people enjoy getting angry at shit they have zero control over and willingly subject themselves to.
 
Never really got why people find DSP so fascinating. He's one of the most boring cows to exist. I regularly meet people in real life more eyebrow raising than that guy but he's remained one of the most popular cows. Dunno how.
I dunno, you gotta admit that a guy blowing thousands of dollars on a fucking WWE mobile game while declaring Chapter 7 bankruptcy is pretty fucking funny.

To echo what @Spunt said earlier, the Moviebob thread is the one I generally avoid. Ironically, Moviebob was one of the first cows on here that drew me to the site and made me want to sign up and participate. But after some years it got to the point where Bob's malignant vitriol-fueled idiocy was making me too MATI for my own good and I just had to step away. I occasionally still dip in to see what's new and....Bob is still saying the same dumb shit and sperging over the same corporate approved pop culture slop. The fucking sad sack of lipids simply does not change.
 
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DSP: 1/4th because he's boring as all get out and 3/4ths because the detractors are even more lolcows than he is, especially when they start circlejerking. Phil is about as dull of a lolcow as it gets, which isn't a bad thing in an age of nonstop horror cows, but the detractors have got to touch grass every once in a while. And hot take, but after "The Dented Zone" and the Kino Casino gayop, DSP a-logging peaked.

Chris-Chan: After he raped Barb (who I don't feel sorry for at all seeing as she repeatedly enabled the behaviors and conditions that led to it in the first place) and spent time in jail, everything about him since is just depressing and not funny anymore.

Andy Ditch: Every time I see his fat ugly autistic faking face I want to run him through a woodchipper and nothing about what he does is funny in the slightest.

Any political cow: Politics in general makes me irritated and people like Hasan and Fuentes inspire an unhealthy amount of rage in me that serves as a reminder to touch grass.

Zoosadists, Lolisho/Pedophile defenders: Enough said.

Moviebob: I frequent (more or less lurk these days) the Patrick Tomlinson thread and while Pat and Movieblob are basically the same amoeba split into two separate cells, Pat is actually funny because he's got his arch-nemesis made up of the Pests, Leslie Varney, and other professional writer liberals who don't like him and aren't afraid to make fun of him when it serves. Bob has none of that going for him and his political takes, including wishing death on entire regions of the country due to politics, just makes my blood go to a rolling boil each time I see one of his obnoxious tweets. The only time he was funny was when Lindsay Ellis completely dunked on him by calling out his creepiness, but she's no Leslie Varney.
 
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Anyone involved with the Sektur really, whether its Ralph, Fuentes, Rekieta, Dick Masterson, Vito Gesualdi, or anyone in between, they are all just boring as shit people and the people who post in them are clearly people with a bone to pick with them because they used to watch them regularly before they turned on the farms or did some other retarded shit and now all they do is hatewatch them and look desperately for something that they could find funny with them. All and all its just giving them attention and that's what they want as they thrive off of it.

Beauty Parlor I also avoid outside of the Anisa/Anisa's Husband thread because I'm not a woman. Even Chantal with all of her shenanigans doesn't really interest me that much because she's just a disgusting blob. The only time i've posted outside of the Anisa thread in that board was when Amberlynn Reid was taking her road trips and that was only because it was something that I could sink my autism into.

Andy Ditch is another one that gets me all squimish with the scat stuff that shit disgusts the fuck out of me. Bluefolf is another one who I try to get into but the scat shit and the scat art people draw is just fucking horrid to look at.

Finally I would say that Tophiachu is another lolcow I stay away from because not only is she hideous to look at but what she does to her family is fucked in the head and its just such a depressing story that it's hard to read at all.
 
I try to avoid the KiwiFarms threads that you deliberately try to avoid? - Can be Lolcow-specific or not thread because some of the opinions posters share hurt my feelings.
 
I will peek in Thunderdome for a moment if a featured thread intrigues me. Otherwise, nah. Find the subforum culture more annoying than anything.

I can't look at any zoosadist threads. The OP of one is one of the only times that I felt something truly broke me. Godspeed to anyone that helps get those fuckers rotting in prison.
 
Now that Josh made a containment area for the lowcows that want to shit up there own threads, I have no interest in going there. I think it's important to keep these threads soley for the archiving and discussing of these people's behavior, and while I will go in to fuck with these people when they go to fight people in there own threads, I really shouldn't. I think a lot of the guys here have a similar mindset, where you aren't going to go and fuck with these people on their channels or servers, but when they show up here it kinda feels like fair game. I think Josh made the right call, as some of us here like letting our spaghetti slip from our pockets.
 
The Pixyteri thread is frankly revolting, both because of her and the people who speculated about her. Lots of girlcows follow similarly grimy patterns but hers sticks out to me.

Also as said above, CWC hasn't really been entertaining since he trooned out. I honestly want him to just ride off into the sunset with his Finnish broad and that to be that for him.
 
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