KiwiFarms threads that you deliberately try to avoid? - Can be Lolcow-specific or not

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I try to avoid the news threads, watching any news nowdays just makes me sad.

@Andy
Soyjak.party: that thread is a fucking disaster, it needs to be deleted ASAP
Remember what happened to 4chan when they deleted Q&A? mass spam on the whole site, then they made a forum of their own. You don't want to repeat the same mistakes.
 
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Mister Metokur thread. Its just faggots that hate Jim too much versus faggots that love Jim too much going back and forth for pages on end with no information or lulz at all. Pretty fucking gay if you wanna know the truth about it.
 
General Political Threads, I don't have the time nor the patience to watch niggers argue politics all day. If there's a specific aspect I'm interested in reading/rarely engaging in conversation with and can contribute to i'll do it. Otherwise I avoid it like the plague. No one is here to yes-man your political beliefs.
 
This. I was just reminded that this thread exists by seeing it on the homepage. Lol Screenshot_20260505_133022_Chrome.jpg
 
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Hey, the Luigi threads are good! Some prime lolcow material, moreso from his hybristophile sycophants than Weegee himself, but he still produces milk every now and then.

On a personal level, I avoid the Man-Hate thread like the plague. I hate how it's always the most active thread in Gorl Tawk. I've lurked there a couple of times and it always makes me feel depressed, and there's just no laughs to be had.

I avoid the cat torture thread as well. I just love cats too much (:_( I can't do the monkey torture thread either as their reactions are too humanlike/childlike for me to stomach seeing jeets torture them. I do lurk in the Tim Win thread as I'm in awe of how such a monster can even possibly exist; I've never owned a dog and am very much a cat person so it's a little bit easier for me to stomach the thread contents, but that thread still gets me MATI more than any other on the site.

Have never gone into the porncows thread. If you possess enough knowledge about the personal life of pornstars to make forum posts about them, please reconsider your life choices.

I avoid the Autistic Thunderdome, especially Deep Thoughts. Articles and News can contain some valuable insight depending on what's posted; the only useful section of the Thunderdome I think.
 
I actively avoid the one in Stinkditch about someone called Giggly Goonclown because even the title makes my skin crawl. The Beauty Parlor thread about Tophiachu too - I first looked at it after her brother was killed, and I find her far too depressing to be entertaining.

I also avoid the man and woman hate threads because, while I know this is KF and we're not supposed to be wholesome, I love and value both men and women and believe our mutual care for each other is the only thing that can cause the flourishing of our species, so those discussions make me feel a bit of actual despair.
 
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On the multimedia there's plenty of criticism. RedLetterMedia thread, MoistCritical thread, Flesh Simulator thread. None of these online personalities are treated as lolcows but they are heavily criticized.
Multimedia is quite possibly the worst example, they're finicky as fuck. I only really follow a select few threads on there
 
I've found that most of the users who post in the "Games" sub-forum in Off-Topic are barely distinguishable from Redditors 90% of the time, and as such I've increasingly avoided going there the longer I've been on this site.
 
I've been trying to figure out how to have threads blocked as a whole, as I really do not want to be reminded of the existence of the Man-Hate and Woman-Hate threads. Also 99% of Gorl Talk (the Poorfag Resources Thread and similar are shining gems)
 
Russia vs. Ukraine threads since I don't care what state actors want me to think about their gay little forever war.
Gender wars. Animal abuse.
Anything related to tranny surgery. Also vtubers.
Watch people die thread is a less offensive version of the above but I still avoid it.
Ugly art threads.
X country has fallen.
A&N because I don't want to read what journalists have to say.
Lolicons/shotacons and those who take a suspicious amount of interest in them.
The quartering. Ethan ralph. Nick Rekita and his orbit. DSP. Chris-chan.
Something mercante that keeps showing up in community happenings that I scroll past without reading.


Threads about fucked up and retarded babies. This is sad and not funny. I get that this and deathfats are in the female board because maybe women's fears are 1. being fat and 2. having a bad pregnancy/childbirth/baby but I really really do not want to see the latter.
Anything Roblox related, because those threads seem to contain people who actually play roblox, what the fuck!?
I once opened a thread about furry conventions and it had people who actually go to furry conventions, what the fuck!?
 
The one about the Chinese cat-murdering zoosadist cults, and the one about Million Pity and the monkey torturers. My heart just can't take it.

Andy Ditch. The autism-LARPing bastard is one of only a few cows that genuinely makes me MATI.

Bossman. He's just so boring; like I said in another thread, if you've seen one of his streams, you've seen them all.

SRS/GRS horrors. Went there once, and I wanted to bleach my eyes.

And finally, Trump Enslavement Syndrome. If I wanted to read "orange man bad" takes all day I'd be on Reddit.
 
The Chibi thread is getting a bit cringe. Guys in their 30s and 40s making troll Discords to plot elaborate gayops against some sperg that talks about anime butts on YouTube.

At some point you have to realize you're a grown man beefing with an actual retard and feel silly.
 
These days, it feels like the reddit one is always just some combination of bitching about general libtard shit that isn't specific to reddit, getting mad at fake karmabait stories, and "DUDE REDDIT IS SO GAY THEY BANNED MY FREAKING EPIC TROLLING ACCOUNT!!! HERE'S SOME SCREENSHOTS OF ME pozloading my neghole PLEASE CALL ME BASED!!!!"
making troll Discords
Please tell me you're exaggerating.
 
I stopped following a bunch of lolcow threads because it's tiring keeping track of multiple lolcows.

I usually just stick with one at a time. Right now it's TheQuartering because the drama never ends. I used to follow Idubbbz and Anisa, but TheQuartering is crazier and funnier. Before that I would follow DSP, but he got boring just repeatedly demanding money, raging, and banning everybody.
 
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