KiwiFarms threads that you deliberately try to avoid? - Can be Lolcow-specific or not

[Random fucking rat]

1. Im not sure if its been mentioned yet but I stay away from the lolicon defense force thread.

Hot take but reading 30 year old men go into immense detail how a picture of a 5 year old girl is “hot” makes me mad.

2. Also another honorable mention: Zoey’s thread. Like literally whats the appeal when that vapid whore is on the same site we shit on her. I tried to read the OP, but its so obvious she was pretending to be schizophrenic and sperg out in threads so people will give her attention and go “Omg look shes so crazyyyyy and interesting”

And absolutely nobody knows who she is outside of kiwifarms which is technically? against the rules. I think the only cowish part about her is that shes an adult acting like a 14 year old, but thats it. Its weird that a thread made to make fun of her gave her a cult following. I think anyone who finds her even remotely interesting is a parasocial weirdo

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

another honorable mention: Zoey’s thread. Like literally whats the appeal when that vapid whore is on the same site we shit on her. I tried to read the OP, but its so obvious she was pretending to be schizophrenic and sperg out in threads so people will give her attention and go “Omg look shes so crazyyyyy and interesting”

And absolutely nobody knows who she is outside of kiwifarms which is technically? against the rules. I think the only cowish part about her is that shes an adult acting like a 14 year old, but thats it. Its weird that a thread made to make fun of her gave her a cult following. I think anyone who finds her even remotely interesting is a parasocial weirdo

the farms will always, without fail, 100% of the time, do the following:
1. take the bait no matter how much of a blatant glaring cardboard cutout of it is
2. give retarded faggots attention
3. act like they don't

 

[Maki Harukawa]

At this point, I genuinely hate the Zoey thread. And I'm the original OP of it. She was incredibly funny back in 2024 when she was first discovered and turned into a complete paranoid schizophrenic, but ever since she got 'booked she became incredibly pacified as a cow. Nowadays that thread only attracts the worst of the site. She should have never been allowed to stay on this website. At this point, she should be banned for her own good.

 

[repentance]

Anything related to animal harm. Even thread titles about it in A&N upset me.

 

[Random fucking rat]

At this point, I genuinely hate the Zoey thread. And I'm the original OP of it. She was incredibly funny back in 2024 when she was first discovered and turned into a complete paranoid schizophrenic, but ever since she got 'booked she became incredibly pacified as a cow. Nowadays that thread only attracts the worst of the site. She should have never been allowed to stay on this website. At this point, she should be banned for her own good.

I knew I remembered you from somewhere.

Sorry to be harsh, but its just not funny. like not even in a post-ironic way. It was just so painfully obvious she was faking all the “GUSYHOKYFUCKIMSCHIZKO FUCK YOU GUYS” shit. its like artificial mega-processed milk. hell, i actually doubt she even has a diagnosis for BPD. she genuinely thinks people who poke fun at her online persona in that thread are her friends/fans and interacts with them as such.

imo the only real schizophrenics/genuinely mentally disabled on the internet are the 30 year old men who still talk about thomas the train engine on deviantart.

I wont deny she definitely has some mental deficiency, but she 100x overblows it for edgy egurl internet points

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Sorry to be harsh, but its just not funny. like not even in a post-ironic way. It was just so painfully obvious she was faking all the “GUSYHOKYFUCKIMSCHIZKO FUCK YOU GUYS” shit. its like artificial mega-processed milk. hell, i actually doubt she even has a diagnosis for BPD. she genuinely thinks people who poke fun at her online persona in that thread are her friends/fans and interacts with them as such.

But she's an actual schizo, diagnosed and all as has she posted the papers declaring her schizoaffective. Of course there are moments where it's obvious that she plays it up for attention, but a lot of them are genuine too.

Now, back to the topic at hand, my pick would be Elaine's thread. Nowadays it's the same song and dance of her saying something painfully false on Twitter, like talking about how hot/rich/important she is, vapid blogposting displaying her disgusting apartment, or carrying water for 764 members. It's all either gross or infurating

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

Few boards
DSP(snorecow)
Every single BP board(just fat and dumb, annoying BPDs, anorexic dumb cunts.)
Stinkditch(they arent funny and they shouldnt exist)

 

[Soso]

The entire vtuber board. Something feels cursed about it, but as long there's retards exposing themselves there, it can stay. Besides Nick Fuentes, I don't really look at the other parts of the Ralph board. I see many Ralph types at Walmart.

 

[Lithuophile]

Pretty much every board except for off topic ones

 

[dame dudi jench]

Any cows that require you to develop a parasocial relationship to be interested in. Ralph, Rekeita, DSP, etc. These guys are only relevant to those who are personally invested in them, they offer very little to people not autistically obsessed with them. This also include Nu-Chris

Yes, exactly, and it is spiritually corrosive to form a parasocial relationship with someone you hate just to wallow in their misery. I only look at them when a happening occurs, but even then of the 3 only Ralph is funny between depressingly normal story of his divorce(s) and failed relationships. Reikieta is just an edgy always sunny episode come to life, and it's equally depressing seeing someone in the throes of addiction. Spending 1:1 time watching their suffering is equivalent to hanging out in skid row for the lulz, it all rubs off on you.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Another thread that I deliberately avoid besides the Sektur shit is the Trump thread, it's basically just an offshoot of the Trump Enslavement Syndrome thread where they think every action that Trump does both good and bad is lolcow-worthy and it's obvious that because he's a political figure it's just going to devolve into arguing about Trump even if Josh bans anyone who goes in just to argue. Right now the thread is basically just the people in the Pro-Ukraine thread angry because Trump didn't immediately give Zelensky $100 Billion off the bat and American Soldiers on the ground in order to own le Putler.

 

[dame dudi jench]

The second thread is the furry freakshow thread. They have an absurd standard that only LITERAL UNIRONIC FURFAGS could fulfill. You have to always post the most disturbing distressing disgusting dis-etc shit ever or they will get mad as fuck (like I literally posted a cringeworthy drawing with a character that looked unsettling, freaky and weird even and they all got mad because it wasn't porn, another time I posted some autistic furfag's drawing about a child character and his autism (probably could've been abdl art now that I think about it) and once again they got assblasted it wasn't literal porn) and how do you get so many dis- in a row, you go to e621 or furaffinity (with an active account BTW) and then you have to actively use those websites 24/7 otherwise you'll only get the more vanilla gay shit and never the most abhorrent shit they draw. I swear I bet literally everyone on this thread is a furfag because any normalfag who wished to participate gets told to fuck off, there's no way anyone even remotely normal could be able to keep up with those standards. Actually that also reminds me one time a furfag posted AI art to the thread and they also got mad it wasn't porn, kek.

• The only tranny threads I touch are community/agregate threads. 99% of the current stinkditch cows are boring lefties whose only content is "hey laugh at this person for saying the same repetitive shit every other person on twitter says" and people armchairing over it. At least the general threads sample from a wider variety of cows & usually focus on topics that are entertaining on their own.
• Any cows that require you to develop a parasocial relationship to be interested in. Ralph, Rekeita, DSP, etc. These guys are only relevant to those who are personally invested in them, they offer very little to people not autistically obsessed with them. This also include Nu-Chris
• Most of the gaming threads. They're infested with A&H retards who turn them all into circlejerks and then wonder why the threads die because nobody wants to post in them.
• A lot of the zoosadism threads. Million Pity I keep up with, but a lot of them get shit up by retards and people doing that to threads about animal welfare make my blood boil in a way I'm just not strong enough to handle.
• Pretty much everything outside of BP that involves women as a topic of discussion because it draws in some of the most brain dead woman-hating retards I've ever seen in my life.

I have no meetings today so i rolled a spliff and got a cortado and then walked around the neighborhood. upon reflection, i think your posts identify a big structural problem for the forum. lolcows don't give off enough good content to justify separate threads for people to track and discuss in realtime, so if you are going to haunt a thread it entails being fixated on a topic that isn't throwing off daily content. that leads to everyone obsessing about small details or filling dead time constructing elaborate fantasies e.g. dreaming about what CPS or the DA is going to do to Rekieta. or even less comprehensibly to me ppl gleefully trawl through hours of DSP footage to catch gems like DSP, the most boring nerd in the world, jerking off with the camera left on. But if someone proposed you go to your FLGS, find functionally the same boring dork as DSP hunched over a magic the gathering table on friday night, spend months slowly befriending him and hanging out with him until you have a context to catch him jerking off, you'd say that would be a psychotic hobby and waste of your time. It's the same as the furry thread referenced above or the benighted "blacked twitter/echhieachoo" thread - the ppl willing to monomaniacally trawl fetish communities for lolcows either already had the fetish or end up giving it to themselves the way people with a predisposition to schizophrenia can self-induce it with tulpa shit. I too prefer the topic/community focused threads, i think they are a lot healthier because they are having a broader conversation and can just switch topics when one peters out. Like the anticar community thread is awesome, but if it was just about that douche living in Amsterdam it would have gone off the rails years ago.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Few boards
DSP(snorecow)
Every single BP board(just fat and dumb, annoying BPDs, anorexic dumb cunts.)
Stinkditch(they arent funny and they shouldnt exist)

I want to pay more attention to DSP but his detractors are so fucking stupid. Last time I dipped into that board someone made a claim that "KCD2 is a fantastic game and journos hate it!". This is false to anyone who can take 5 minutes to do basic research, DSP ironically enough called this game out for what it is and it made them seethe. As moronic as DSP is, you got to remember that his fans are somehow even worse.
Here is DSP's rant that started this whole thing, since it's pretty funny

The entire game is just people talking about dumb shit nobody cares about, full of reddit writing btw, all 80 hours of it(more if you do side quests). The only interesting things that happen are those that people mocked the game for, such as a defense scene in an imaginary synagogue(you cannot enter any churches scattered around the game world like in the first title, Christian game by the way) or the most stereotypical muslim nigger marty stu shitting on European culture and openly talking about how barbaric whites are compared to his culture(which in reality, were illiterate rapist cannibals whose biggest accomplishment was some sand castle at the time this game takes place).

So yeah, DSP is right for once and he didn't even need to play for a bajillion hours to see that. Can't have that, got to gunt-guard potentially the most boring video game of 2025 that everyone forgot about by now to make DSP seethe! Fucking morons wouldn't know a good game if it pimp-slapped them across the face.

The entire vtuber board. Something feels cursed about it, but as long there's retards exposing themselves there, it can stay. Besides Nick Fuentes, I don't really look at the other parts of the Ralph board. I see many Ralph types at Walmart.

I have the same thoughts about the vtuber board as I did when /vt/ was made on 4chan: burn it to the ground and everyone in there along with it.

Another thread that I deliberately avoid besides the Sektur shit is the Trump thread, it's basically just an offshoot of the Trump Enslavement Syndrome thread where they think every action that Trump does both good and bad is lolcow-worthy and it's obvious that because he's a political figure it's just going to devolve into arguing about Trump even if Josh bans anyone who goes in just to argue. Right now the thread is basically just the people in the Pro-Ukraine thread angry because Trump didn't immediately give Zelensky $100 Billion off the bat and American Soldiers on the ground in order to own le Putler.

As someone who got banned from the Trump thread for "not a-logging Trump enough" right around election time(ie I shit on him plenty, but I made a compliment about something he did once and we can't have that), I can say that thread is as bad as any 4chan or 8/v/ thread, along with the same level of moderation. Thankfully, at the very least it and the Elon thread contains the biggest morons on this site from sperging elsewhere. Well, for the most part, they don't like to leave their little hugbox and when they go at it elsewhere they almost immediately regret it.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Coming back to mention something that I feel is not worth editing my post for.

The DSP board and the WingsOfRedemption orbiters are even far more insufferable than the sharty niggers ever have been and thus not only I avoid them at all costs but whenever I see one in the rare ocassion they leave their containment zones I take my time to make fun of them.

While soyteens are annoying with the le clitty clitty le margeeeee le soyjak shit, I would much rather see that in another thread than watch Random Deranged Faggot #45 with a picture of Phil jacking off give some of the most retarded gorilla niggerbrain takes I've ever seen posted in this forum.

If the claudio thread got closed because of people being "deranged faggots" for forming parasocial relationships with lolcows, I see no reason why the DSP niggerfaggots and WOR orbiters shouldn't get the same treatment and be given the boot. I tell you, whenever those faggots come out of the woodwork for a bit, it's like locusts coming to egypt.

 

[John Titor]

I lose interest in threads where the comments get repetitive and nobody really has anything to contribute. I know what site I'm on, you're not a rebel for saying "nigger".

 

[Trusty Terrorist]

At this point, I genuinely hate the Zoey thread. And I'm the original OP of it. She was incredibly funny back in 2024 when she was first discovered and turned into a complete paranoid schizophrenic, but ever since she got 'booked she became incredibly pacified as a cow. Nowadays that thread only attracts the worst of the site. She should have never been allowed to stay on this website. At this point, she should be banned for her own good.

Maybe im just out of the loop but how was zoey funny?

Anyways my answer is the entirety of the female oriented subforum. You have people defending shoplifting their.

 

[skunt]

man hate thread
woman hate thread

feels like two threads specifically created for underage users to be edgy because i refuse to believe adults hold any of these opinions.

 

[failed mist]

Everything about Chris is just brutally depressing. Any fun is long gone.

I have an autist friend who trusts me a lot, and I’ve told them to go out of their way to avoid learning anything about him.

 

[Tepes Thot]

I’ll just avoid a thread for a little while once it turns into the “anti-wokes are just as bad guize” no-variety hour. This is the only site on the net where you can express a different opinion about current media without getting banned, have your mentions destroyed by jobless sweats or literal kids, getting doxed or hounded across the site, or dogpiled for not endlessly glazing.
Of course it’s going to lean heavily on one commentary direction.

Even when I don’t agree with them/think they need to lighten up, I get it. You have a million places on the internet for toxic positivity, or PC approved complaints, relax.

 

[Good Goyim]

The Trump(Careercow and Enslavement threads) and Elon threads are both absolute dumpsterfires filled with the most spergy individuals. I personally ain't Trumps biggest fan( Israel, Epstein, Initial Covid etc) but if you talk about any of his positives(border and Immigration, troon shit etc), you get "um ackshually" and more spergouts. Feels like im on reddit.