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the serious ones
 
MovieBob's thread. He's literally everything I hate in a person, narrow minded, politics before anything. And he basically advocates death for anyone he doesn't like. What seals the deal for me is he just tweets. He doesn't do anything interesting, he never really leaves the house or even really do videos anymore. He just pisses me off anytime I decide to click on his thread. People compare him to Dobson sometimes, but at least dobson would interact with trolls or post unintentionally funny comics. Bob is just nothing but hate.
 
The woman and man the threads. Shit’s absolute poison for your brain.

Anything related to Chris Chan post arrest.

I call it Kiwi’s Law: the longer a thread or discussion goes on Kiwi Farms, the inevitability of someone bringing up tranny shit apropos of nothing goes up to 100%. Since trannies are openly ridiculed, rightfully so, you get a lot of fags that take out their rage and frustration on them because it’s a safe target. It ruins a lot of discussion here. The tranny monomania some have is pretty disturbing.

Troons and single mothers - two things the farms has an unhealthy obsession with.
 
Is Destiny basically a real-life Devil or does his thread just suffer from "Destiny Derangement Syndrome?" I don't care to find out.

(In cases like these, truth usually lands somewhere in between, but I'm afraid it leans significantly towards the former. Especially since Vaush is commonly cited as having gotten his start from collabing with/being promoted by Destiny.)
 
Any community-type thread where the presence of the people in question is tolerated en-masse. I'm specifically referencing the furry and VTuber boards but I'm sure there are others that escape me just now.

Tolerating furries is something we (in the broad sense of the non-corporate internet) should never have done and has had a catastrophic knock-on effect. When I posted on SomethingAwful in the 2000s, one of the things that kept the place tolerable was Lowtax's seething hatred of furries and the way he would mercilessly bully them into leaving. His mods set up several honeytrap threads to get furries to out themselves, then they were given custom avatars with the Nazi "Juden" badge but with "Juden" replaced with "Yiffy" and were only allowed to post in a subforum called the "Furry Concentration Camp". Then Lowtax decided he preferred getting high and beating his wives to running the forum, and a bunch of pearl-clutching lefties became mods, and they decided that LGBT involved furries somehow, so they were invited back into the rest of the forum and irrevocably shat it up.

Go back to 2015/16 on this forum and the threads of furry lolcows and you'll see that healthy intolerance of absolute degeneracy. But then, well, I guess we all got worn down. People worse than furries turned up, and somehow that got furries a pass to openly post on the forum about furry shit. It's like saying that Nickleback are actually a good band because Imagine Dragons exist, or that the Star Wars prequels were actually Citizen Kane because of the Disney sequels. No. Hold the fucking line. Have some standards.

And now VTubers. When the VTuber thread first started, people were in there mocking people forming parasocial relationships with gay men with voice changers pretending to be anime waifus in the creepiest manner possible, but then THEY flooded into the thread. It caused so much discord that Null, in an absolutely abysmal decision, actually banned people from arguing with them and calling them out for the degenerates they were. And now we have an entire fucking subforum full of this bullshit.

Something similar also helped kill SA - up to about 2010, Tumblr gender types were roundly mocked, but then in 2011, a user called Onenronen did a screenshot Let's Play of the first Dangan Ronpa game, which at the time didn't have an English localisation, and was massively popular amongst Tumblr weebs and People of Gender, translating into English as he went. Lowtax brought the paywall up on the thread to get some extra pill money, so the Tumblrites signed up en masse, infiltrating the moderation team and leading to mass purges of anyone right of Enver Hoxa following the 2012 election.

I fear what might be next on the mockery-to-infiltration pipeline. My money's on the AI girlfriend people. That thread is already showing worrying signs, such as users admitting that they like to RP with fictional characters and not being called stupid niggers for doing so, and it's not even out of PG yet. My money's on an entire subforum for pixel-fucking within 3 years.
 
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I'm not interested in anything youtube and vtube (it's all labubu skibidi toilet to me), but I particularly avoid zoosadists and furries primarily famous as furries (e.g. Elliot Dong Gone is tolerable to read about, Bluwolf is right out).

The reason for the latter is nothing funny or remarkable is happening to them. Regular troons try to force themselves into normie society, rape babies, shoot up schools, complain about being unattractive to normies, cut off their body parts and rot alive, etc. Furries associate with other furries. If they wrong someone or get wronged, it's another furry. If they get banned, it's from a furry convention. If they overspend on a fursuit, well so fucking what. Laughing at furries is like laughing at maggots for crawling through shit.
 
Had to finally put the OPs of idubbz and DSP threads on ignore so their threads would stop clogging up the "active" section. They both stopped being funny or entertaining ages ago (I'd even say idubbz was never funny or entertaining to begin with), and the authors of both OPs haven't posted anything in ages, so nothing of value of lost.
 
As someone who has South Asian ancestry but was never raised in that culture, reading the India Menace thread makes me feel like shit. Why do all these people who happen to look like me have to be such retards?
 
Coming back to mention something that I feel is not worth editing my post for.

The DSP board and the WingsOfRedemption orbiters are even far more insufferable than the sharty niggers ever have been and thus not only I avoid them at all costs but whenever I see one in the rare ocassion they leave their containment zones I take my time to make fun of them.

While soyteens are annoying with the le clitty clitty le margeeeee le soyjak shit, I would much rather see that in another thread than watch Random Deranged Faggot #45 with a picture of Phil jacking off give some of the most retarded gorilla niggerbrain takes I've ever seen posted in this forum.

If the claudio thread got closed because of people being "deranged faggots" for forming parasocial relationships with lolcows, I see no reason why the DSP niggerfaggots and WOR orbiters shouldn't get the same treatment and be given the boot. I tell you, whenever those faggots come out of the woodwork for a bit, it's like locusts coming to egypt.
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I've stated it before on here somewhere, but for me, definitely MovieBob/Bob Chipman.

All the guy does these days is just tweet like an angry far-left politisperg. Other than that, he just seems like he dried up ages ago and milking his tweets is the only thing that's left.

Meanwhile you get morons like Saira Rao who had a failed congressional candidate run, Taylor Lorenz the wannabe "journalist" who tries to bully teenagers around, and Jessica Kent the wannabe PrisonTuber with two kids who hops from bitch to bitch while drinking way off her rocker, and then made a whole video bitching about gang members in prison and their treatment.

Bob, however, is none of those.
 
Avoiding threads of cows that have close links to gayoppers. If you find out a cow is/knows gayoppers my best advice is to not engage, your being baited
 
The entire Animal Control subforum. While I do appreciate what forum activists do to reveal those freaks and pursue retribution, it just breaks my heart to think people can be so cruel to innocent creatures. In fact, I would pay Null to give me the ability to block the sub from my home page.
 
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