Kiwifarms MS Paint Adventures

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When the glowie died from the causes above, check to see if it still glows. Use his limbs as a glow stick while trekking through the basement
 
a-Lager said:
Shoot the fed with your Jace branded Desert Eagle
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Dr. Ricearoni said:
Run it over with car
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You remember the words of SAINT TERRY, GLOWNIGGERS are not your friends. You would heed the advice of THE HALLOWED ONE, but you see no immediately implementable way to run him over with your CAR, hence, you settle for the next best option for eliminating the GLOWNIGGER.

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You rush up the STAIRS to your ARMORY, you must ARM yourself to deal with the threat at hand. You are quite proud of your ARMORY, you keep an extensive collections of ARMS and AMMUNITION here, some would even say excessively so. You disregard any such concerns, it is your opinion that no person can have too many WEAPONS. In fact, roughly 90% of the cash flow earned by LOLCOW LLC is funneled directly into new acquisitions for your ARMORY, it is your pride and joy as an AMERICAN.

You struggle to choose an appropriate ARM for the current situation, you strain to make a decision, feeling overwhelmed by the plurality of possibilities, when something on the table catches your eye...

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your DEAGLE NATION BRANDED 50 CALIBER ACTION EXPRESS DESERT EAGLE, one of the most formidable weapons in your collection. DESERT EAGLES are famously used by U.S MARINES such as JACE STRYKER to combat ISLAMIC TERRORISTS in the MIDDLE EAST. The powerful 50 caliber rounds pierce Lv: 3 PLATES with ease! And you're quite certain PISTOLS are more suitable for indoor use than RIFLES and SHOTGUNS.
 
360 NO SCOPE THAT FUCKING GLOWNIGGER AND LOOT ITS CORPSE FOR HIS ID SO YOU CAN BREAK INTO THE GLOWNIGGER HQ
 
twinArmageddons said:
>: Shoot the glownigger in the genitals
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liam dees said:
ELIMINATE GLOWNIGGER via HEADSHOT
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LarpBait said:
360 NO SCOPE THAT FUCKING GLOWNIGGER AND LOOT ITS CORPSE FOR HIS ID SO YOU CAN BREAK INTO THE GLOWNIGGER HQ
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Kill GLOWNIGGERS. Behead GLOWNIGGERS. Roundhouse kick a GLOWNIGGER into the concrete. Slam dunk a GLOWNIGGER baby into the trashcan. Crucify federal GLOWNIGGERS. Defecate in a GLOWNIGGERS food. Launch GLOWNIGGERS into the sun. Stir fry GLOWNIGGERS in a wok. Toss GLOWNIGGERS into active volcanoes. Et cetera, et cetera.

You go into your INVENTORY and EQUIP your DEAGLE.
 
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You leave the ARMORY feeling like a badass US MARINE, your MUTT is here too, he has armed himself with a SHOTGUN.

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You must quickly make a decision on where to target the advancing GLOWNIGGER. You may attempt to shoot him in the HEAD, but you have a higher risk of missing compared to if you try to shoot him in the GENITAL.
 
smile.jpg said:
You must quickly make a decision on where to target the advancing GLOWNIGGER. You may attempt to shoot him in the HEAD, but you have a higher risk of missing compared to if you try to shoot him in the GENITAL.
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Genital will only wound him, giving him time to fire back. Go for the headshot, mutt has my back
 
Mutt can blow Glowie's balls off with Shotgun, Null needs to make the headshot.
 
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You take aim and fire. The answer to the question "What did you feel when you shot that man?" is simply "Recoil." You feel no EMOTIONS whatsoever, because GLOWNIGGERS are not people, killing one is equivalent to swatting a fly, or a cockroach, or another such vile pestuous critter. Your kill counter proudly still stands at 0 PEOPLE, because GLOWNIGGERS do not count as people.



Now, it's time to assess the damage on the
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