Kiwifarms MS Paint Adventures

[Hecate]

obviously the password is REIGN guys

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

The password is ginger

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Feed the keyboard some ginger in hopes of encouraging it to cooperate

 

[Josué Conrado Lua]

Run

color 2
tree

to become le lecking hackerman.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Ask grok how to complete the adventure.

 

[Oregon Ash Toucher]

You try entering as the password "Iloveneighbors" to get access to the capital I Internet

 

[geckogoy]

Fire up your templeOS virtual machine and ask GOD for a plot hook to help move things forward mission

 

[Rapesputin]

Enter password "Nigerien"

 

[smile.jpg]

Be the pony.

There is no PONY nearby for you to be, only HAMSTERS and CATTLE. You attempt to be one of your COWS, but there isn't a lot to do in the barn right now. You decide to go back to being JOSH.

use the console to argue with your forum users that you can't buy cheese in a grocery store (?????).

Use this moment to reflect on the LIES and SLANDER that certain posters on your cherished site KIWIFARMS have been getting away with posting for far too long. Really amp yourself up for a SEARCH & DESTROY mission against those FUCKERS.

>Use the computer to pester your CHUMS on teleCHUM.
>Check to see if your machines are not secretely harboring any SOYLOG HORRORS.

You feel the need to fuck around some more before doing anything majorly important. You have gone at least 10 minutes without fucking around at this point thanks to the whole GLOWNIGGER ordeal. Your FUCKING AROUND QUOTA needs filling, urgently.

You fire up ARACHNE and are faced with the tubular visage of a RAD WEB 1.0 version of KIWI FARMS

 

[Rapesputin]

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There is no PONY nearby for you to be, only HAMSTERS and CATTLE. You attempt to be one of your COWS, but there isn't a lot to do in the barn right now. You decide to go back to being JOSH.




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You feel the need to fuck around some more before doing anything majorly important. You have gone at least 10 minutes without fucking around at this point thanks to the whole GLOWNIGGER ordeal. Your FUCKING AROUND QUOTA needs filling, urgently.

You fire up ARACHNE and are faced with the tubular visage of a RAD WEB 1.0 version of KIWI FARMS

> Baitpost on A&H

 

[Forklift Certified]

Make an announcement Tru and Honest fan Gold+ pro unlimited edition available for 19.99 EURO!

 

[Josué Conrado Lua]

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There is no PONY nearby for you to be, only HAMSTERS and CATTLE. You attempt to be one of your COWS, but there isn't a lot to do in the barn right now. You decide to go back to being JOSH.




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You feel the need to fuck around some more before doing anything majorly important. You have gone at least 10 minutes without fucking around at this point thanks to the whole GLOWNIGGER ordeal. Your FUCKING AROUND QUOTA needs filling, urgently.

You fire up ARACHNE and are faced with the tubular visage of a RAD WEB 1.0 version of KIWI FARMS

Log into your account, of course.
Username: Null
Password: GERNIGGERNIGGERNIG

 

[Vlinny-kun]

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You feel the need to fuck around some more before doing anything majorly important. You have gone at least 10 minutes without fucking around at this point thanks to the whole GLOWNIGGER ordeal. Your FUCKING AROUND QUOTA needs filling, urgently.

You fire up ARACHNE and are faced with the tubular visage of a RAD WEB 1.0 version of KIWI FARMS

Shead a single tear tastefully down your cheek in awe of its unique beauty...

...then open your porn site of choice in a second tab to get all the fuzzy feelings out of your system.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Check dms

 

[Neetorino]

Open FoodieBeauty thread for new feeder content.

 

[smile.jpg]

Log into your account, of course.
Username: Null
Password: GERNIGGERNIGGERNIG

Check dms

You hastily hammer out your username and complimentary EXTREMELY SECURE PASSWORD. You're hit square in the face with a nostalgic sledgehammer as the old USER PROFILE page loads. Before you is the old KIWI FARMS logo, as well as your previous avatar, your posts have always been prefaced with the likeness of your GUARDIAN, who at this point in time was merely a puppy. The shouting poles next to the mail symbol in the corner exclaims that you have urgent and undoubtedly extremely important messages vying for your attention.

 

[geckogoy]

Check dms

 

[Major_]

Immediately start complaining about something. Not even to anyone just out loud, and then find someone to ban

 

[a-Lager]

Go to Lidldrip's profile page, contemplate unbanning her, then shed a single tear

 

[Rapesputin]

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You hastily hammer out your username and complimentary EXTREMELY SECURE PASSWORD. You're hit square in the face with a nostalgic sledgehammer as the old USER PROFILE page loads. Before you is the old KIWI FARMS logo, as well as your previous avatar, your posts have always been prefaced with the likeness of your GUARDIAN, who at this point in time was merely a puppy. The shouting poles next to the mail symbol in the corner exclaims that you have urgent and undoubtedly extremely important messages vying for your attention.

> Open DMs