🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Did they actually did a full post-mortem?
If so i doubt that they just took his height from his ID, given documenting and verifying the Status Quo of the body in the report is big part of the process. Size and weight of your organs (like the infamous "Penis: unremarkable" from FuckYou's autopsy report i think?) are being documented too.
I think they look at records of height and might take it into consideration as they will take height (length?) upon autopsy.

The weight is where things get wonky, because of factors, you know what I mean, that’s why they weigh the heart and such.

I’d believe he’s about 6’4”
 
i ate the dank EPIC stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese extra bacon onions anchovies jalapenos garlic butter they gave me the option of alfredo sauce and i took it

one of the saltiest things ive ever goddamn nice and cheesy. id get rid of the anchovies though. its not pure either had to get it at dominos so mote it be. honestly not half bad youtube
 
unfortunately, it seems that i have a new fan.

whatever. i still stand by what i said, even if this tard wants to make ridiculous insinuations on my profile.
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at least my profile is open, because im not a coward.
anyway, that is the last i will say on this.
i just find it annoying when someone refuses to let it drop and resorts to calling me names and harassment, but im not going to detract from this thread any longer.
You were right to release the report; that guy is a trole and you rule his sad life. I personally choose to believe that Cobes was a 6’4” Nordic GOD because that makes all of his videos way funnier, TWU.
 
You were right to release the report; that guy is a trole and you rule his sad life. I personally choose to believe that Cobes was a 6’4” Nordic GOD because that makes all of his videos way funnier, TWU.
It also makes his ride bike videos crazy, because he looks so small on his bike...
 
I'm horrendous at estimating measurements, but I'm just adding to the heightsperging by noting that the boy reached quite far up the doorframe in the video where he offers some ween a glass of wine.
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I'm horrendous at estimating measurements, but I'm just adding to the heightsperging by noting that the boy reached quite far up the doorframe in the video where he offers some ween a glass of wine.
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i mean i would have had a drink with him they say dont meet your hearos but they say nothing about sexy gothic bad boys TWU
 
It's very funny that Cobes didn't even know he was 6'4" himself. It's one of the very few things about him that would actually impress women and he just never bothered to either figure it out or remember it.
 
he probably just hates women dude. and that's not cool he needs to watch more gender relations video responces.
the guy is dead, this FOIA pull doesn't infringe on the privacy of his family who already released that info too, it's completely legal and above boards and anybody who wanted it could've got it, and the only thing that came of this is it exonerated NAL, BTFO people trying to say he was a drug addict or whatever, and caused a 6'4 discussion.
(im glad of NAL being proven innocent for multiple reasons because thinking he was poisoned was making me paranoid and filled with anxiety, i have fears of being poisoned)
100% that guy just hates women

Is it possible they input the wrong measurement, i find the 6'4 thing really hard to believe
If there was a person to give you the actual number it would be a coroner. They don't fudge around of that kind of paperwork bc it can bite em in the ass and they have the dude directly in front of them on a slab.

The only point against this being the "be all end all" in fairness is you dont need to be anyone of any import to be a coroner in Casper. Its a elected position, not something that requires you to be a doctor. But you dont need to be a doctor to use a tape measure so im going with 6'4".

The spine does decompress during death but its very minute. Im seeing averages of 1/4 to 1/2 of a inch.

Nordic viking blood confirmed.
 
Cobes was 6' and 200 pounds of muscle, dood!!!!!
I'm a eurofag, is 6'4 tall in the states for a bloke? I've gotten conflicting info about imperial measurements when you translate it into centimeters, I'm not trying to be a "metric is superior" fag. 193cm is pretty tall for a man where I'm from.
 
Cobes was 6' and 200 pounds of muscle, dood!!!!!
I'm a eurofag, is 6'4 tall in the states for a bloke? I've gotten conflicting info about imperial measurements when you translate it into centimeters, I'm not trying to be a "metric is superior" fag. 193cm is pretty tall for a man where I'm from.
Rounding up that’s almost 2 meters doodt! Our man was a giant. And 6’4 in the US is basically professional basketball height tall (at least where I lived). If only Clint forced him into sport… Although if he tried then Cobes would have rejected it in his most majestic way.
 
Cobes was 6' and 200 pounds of muscle, dood!!!!!
I'm a eurofag, is 6'4 tall in the states for a bloke? I've gotten conflicting info about imperial measurements when you translate it into centimeters, I'm not trying to be a "metric is superior" fag. 193cm is pretty tall for a man where I'm from.
In the states its a common joke to claim manhood starts at 6ft, see the 6 figures, 6ft, 6in meme

I know nothing of metric but Jonathan Joestar is 195cm and he is a brick shithouse in universe.
 
I've never been one to wonder or care about peoples heights myself, but now knowing he was almost a foot and a half taller than me really freaks me out. I dont know what to do with the information that he would just...tower over me. He was really what was up, toobz.
 
I have seen this sort of situation before. Adult male, relatively young, given the poor diet, poly-sub abuse (multiple substance use, alcohol, weed, etc...), lack of exercise, and excessive chronic/acute stress, his immune system was likely quite beaten up. It is highly likely that he had acute viral myocarditis, which, given his other risk factors, was enough to precipitate a myocardial infarction (hear attack). It is rare, but it can happen to anyone with a relatively unhealthy lifestyle at any age between mid 20's and 40's that contracts a common virus that infects the myocardial tissue. There is a really good chance he didn't feel well, went to sleep, experienced an arrythmia in his sleep, which caused an MI, that ended in cardiac death. It is highly likely he wasn't awake, never experienced any pain, and passed peacefully in his sleep.

It is a sad outcome, but is a 1-2% risk in any youngish person that gets a viral infection with certain viruses and has an unhealth lifestyle with lots of stress. This is why we all need to take our health seriously. Eat well, exercise, avoid alcohol and smoking anything as much as possible, maintain our mental health if we are well in that respect, or see someone if we aren't, and see our primary care physician once a year for a well visit (you may not think it is necessary, but it can catch things that you aren't even aware of that are a problem and you can get them under control/treated before they become a serious issue). Remember, if you aren't taking care of your health, than no one is. This has been a Kiwi Health Advisory from the Committee For Healthy Kiwi Living.
 
Clint said he tried to resuscitate Cobes and you can't really do CPR on someone on a mattress. If Clint dragged Cobes out of bed he might have stretched him out somewhat.
EMTs drag you onto a floor to do that. It also usually doesn't work anyway. I wish I didn't know that from experience.
 
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