🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I don’t care what the autopsy report says… I don’t care what killed him…

All I know is it’s October (greatest month of the year) and there’s no more chillin livestreams and it’s pissing me OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I’d even settle for a “gender relayshuns” rant
 
AnOminous said:
EMTs drag you onto a floor to do that. It also usually doesn't work anyway. I wish I didn't know that from experience.
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I wish I could disagree with this, but I can't. Statistically, if someone getting CPR isn't given ACLS (Advanced Cardiac Life Support, involving a de-fib [which alone is typically not enough, but can be in very specific instances] and cardiac specific medications) within 5 minutes and they are under 50, your odds of intact survival drops into the single digits, after 10-15 minutes, in someone under 50, the chance of intact survival drops into the 0.x% range. If the person is 50 to 65, divide those odds in 1/2. Over 65, cut them again by 1/2 to 3/4. In the over 65's your window is also shorter than 5 minutes, more like 2 to 3. This is why code blue is considered a rapid situation.

Note above I specifically mentioned "intact" and by that I mean you recovery without lasting sequelae (this is the fancy medical word for long term, irreversible, adverse effects from what happened to you). Many people can survive much longer periods and can still experience ROSC (Return of Spontaneous Circulation, as in your heart starts doing its proper job again). However, the longer the period without ROSC, the more damage is done to various systems in your body. The length of time, the status of your organs and circulatory system with cardiac arrest (the heart suddenly stops [NOT the same as a heart attack {myocardial infarction}, a heart attack is a sudden loss of proper oxygenation {usually represented as blood flow} to a part of the heart, which can lead to cardiac arrest]) is usually a good indicator of how bad the damage will be. It can range anywhere from much more significant loss of functional heart tissue that leads to heart failure, kidney failure, stroke (remember, a stroke is just the death of neurons from lack of proper oxygenation and blood flow, although it is usually caused by a clot [thrombosis, if it happened at the site, thromboembolism if the clot came from somewhere else in the body and got stuck in the brain], if your heart is stopped your brain is also not getting any oxygen or blood flow), etc... this is why you can get someone back (ROSC) and they are a veggie, too much time went without the heart beating. A person can technically live in this state for a very long period of time with modern technology, but who in their right might would want to "live" like that with no hope of recovery? There is a reason why in medicine we say "sometimes dead is better" because it's true, there are far worse fates than death. I apologize for the extensive use of parenthesis, brackets, braces, etc... but I like to make sure people understand a given topic well, and many people confuse or misunderstand how certain things are related in this area of medicine because no one bother to make the effort to explain them.

Given the state of the body mentioned earlier in this thread, an average adult American, someone that knows essentially nothing about medicine, would know not to attempt anything for Cobes. The state he was discovered in would indicate he had been dead for several hours when he was discovered. His skin would have been very cool to touch. It would have been quite obvious he was no longer alive and hadn't been for some time. In a moment of grief someone can pull someone like that out of bed and try to do CPR, but as soon as the EMT's was on site they would tell them there was no point in doing so (in a very compassionate but clear way so they understand why they aren't rushing around trying to save the person and are putting in a call for body transport rather than active arrival to the local emergency room). For an EMT, this is the literal definition of a DoA. Some jurisdictions allow for pronouncement on the scene by a physician or coroner, but some actually require you to transport to the hospital for the declaration and storage in the morgue.

As far as any "stretching", that didn't happen. From what was mentioned up-thread, Cobes was in near rigor, there was no chance anyone was "stretched" in such a state.

Jobama said:
Cobra being 6’4 really makes it crazy how big his arms were, especially for someone who didn’t work out that often.
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I’m 6’5 and I work out a lot but arms aren’t even close to as big as his were.
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People like to discount it, but genetics plays a significant part in our morphology.

Phíloden- King of Denthan said:
If there was a person to give you the actual number it would be a coroner. They don't fudge around of that kind of paperwork bc it can bite em in the ass and they have the dude directly in front of them on a slab.

The only point against this being the "be all end all" in fairness is you dont need to be anyone of any import to be a coroner in Casper. Its a elected position, not something that requires you to be a doctor. But you dont need to be a doctor to use a tape measure so im going with 6'4".

The spine does decompress during death but its very minute. Im seeing averages of 1/4 to 1/2 of a inch.

Nordic viking blood confirmed.
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I would like to back this as well. The basic vital data is typically very accurate when it involves an autopsy. The reason for this is two fold, As mentioned by Philoden, there is a legal aspect to such official documents. Further, height, being quite tall or short, can be an indicator of various medical conditions that could be very relevant to what an ME would be looking for in an autopsy. I would say the data, as reported, is quite likely the most accurate measurement of his height that exists.

PetiteFeet said:
I'm a eurofag, is 6'4 tall in the states for a bloke?
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Generally, anyone 6' (or ~183 cm) or above in the US is considered "Tall". Once you go above 6'2" (or ~188 cm), generally speaking, you are considered to be "very tall"
 
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anliteralidiot said:
It also makes his ride bike videos crazy, because he looks so small on his bike...
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Depends on the bike. His position was really awkward on the cruiser, arms and legs stretched out in a most uncomf way, if you remember that infamous side photo - I think the "corgi legs" meme might have originated from there, and it might have been a shoop'd version, even. His old bike didn't make him look like weird at all, see my pfp or:

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Not sure about anything 6plus personally, but he defo appeared taller in most photos taken the wild than what you'd expect from the lair vids.
 
Gef said:
Depends on the bike. His position was really awkward on the cruiser, arms and legs stretched out in a most uncomf way, if you remember that infamous side photo - I think the "corgi legs" meme might have originated from there, and it might have been a shoop'd version, even. His old bike didn't make him look like weird at all, see my pfp or:

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Not sure about anything 6plus personally, but he defo appeared taller in most photos taken the wild than what you'd expect from the lair vids.
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Assuming the bike has 26” wheels he’s over 6’. That wheel only comes up to his thigh or maybe center of his knee. He’s definitely above average. I’d bet on it.
 
This proves how bad Cobra was at understanding abstract reasoning. Height was potentially a concept he could not grasp, just like money.
 
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Trinketdot said:
This proves how bad Cobra was at understanding abstract reasoning involving math. Height was potentially a concept he could not grasp, just like money.
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Cobra was hilarious when it comes to that type of stuff. I remember watching one of his drink combos where he said that he was going to put something in it to enhance the "green flavor". He didn't say it like people say "purple drink" to replace the word "lean", he said "the green flavor" as if a COLOR had TASTE, like he was tripping on LSD and seeing sounds and tasting colors.

Damn, i'll forever miss these little Cobra's idiosyncrasies.
 
It's even funnier because he commented on so much MGTOW content and made so many dating scene advice and gender relation rant videos but never bragged about being tall with height preference apparently a sore spot amongst incels. But he did brag about his guitar skills, singing voice, and cawk size despite the... green holster videos.
He really did think he was 5 9
 
Nigger Cattle said:
Cobra was hilarious when it comes to that type of stuff. I remember watching one of his drink combos where he said that he was going to put something in it to enhance the "green flavor". He didn't say it like people say "purple drink" to replace the word "lean", he said "the green flavor" as if a COLOR had TASTE, like he was tripping on LSD and seeing sounds and tasting colors.

Damn, i'll forever miss these little Cobra's idiosyncrasies.
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Maybe he had synesthesia, and green really did have a certain.... Gene-essay-quaw...
 
Trinketdot said:
This proves how bad Cobra was at understanding abstract reasoning. Height was potentially a concept he could not grasp, just like money.
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It really bogs my mind, from all the things he obsessively bragged about, he never focused on height.
Truly a TallHumbleCobra
 
WE WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT COBRA'S TOY IDEA WAS HE SAID IT WOULD BE FUN FOR ADULTS AND KIDS ALIKE NOW THE JOY IS GONE ITS ALL GONE
 
He already said it would be an elastic band gun. He was going to put it into production as soon as he won the lottery, while not playing the lottery
 
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