🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Cobra being 6’4 really makes it crazy how big his arms were, especially for someone who didn’t work out that often.
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I’m 6’5 and I work out a lot but arms aren’t even close to as big as his were.
 
Jobama said:
Cobra being 6’4 really makes it crazy how big his arms were, especially for someone who didn’t work out that often.
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I’m 6’5 and I work out a lot but arms aren’t even close to as big as his were.
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I'm beginning to understand how our loittle boglim actually pulled women in his twenties now. Women really seem to let a lot slide at least for a short timewhen you're 6'4 and with thick forearms
 
deadson said:
Hence why she did it first, and was really respectful about it too. There was nothing a-loggy about it at all, nothing to do with weenery. It might've been intrusive to a slight degree, but if it's public knowledge, then it's fair game. And yes, Clint was kind enough to even tell us how Cobes died, but with enough naysayers it was helpful to have proof that it was confirmed.

Also, you're on the farms, bro. Parasocial behavior is the name of the game, at least in observation goals. Anything more than that is what gets you the retarded redditor badge.
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Retards were saying he was assassinated via seeds, I think releasing an autopsy report is fair game when people here believe and run with any wild speculation that crosses their mental periphery.
 
unfortunately, it seems that i have a new fan.

whatever. i still stand by what i said, even if this tard wants to make ridiculous insinuations on my profile.
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at least my profile is open, because im not a coward.
anyway, that is the last i will say on this.
i just find it annoying when someone refuses to let it drop and resorts to calling me names and harassment, but im not going to detract from this thread any longer.
 
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Finding out that our boy was 6’4 posthumously was quite the surprise. I’m also surprised no one was able to clock it with how analyzed he has been. How could he not realize he was taller than most people he stood around? Lol It is what it is. Still missing him.
 
Kofi Drinka said:
It's still fucking creepy to have such a parasocial relationship with someone you want their autopsy report to be public. For all of Clint's flaws he has been extreme generous and open about Cobe's passing and tried to include the internet part of his life. This document didn't need to be made public.
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Try telling this to the Bossmanjack people who continuously obtain his arrest records.
 
beverlymat said:
thought he was like 6' at best, that fixed top down perspective, sitting on that chair all day made him look smaller kek.
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lol that's what I am saying. Truly, grand scheme of things its not a big of a deal at all. I just think it's more of a strange thing to say more than anything considering we have seen the dude for hundreds of hours over the past years and it just doesn't look true.

it would be like finding a document with his race now and it said "Samoan" like I can visibly see that is not true lol.

Like I said if was truly that tall we need to give Darf an apology cause he would be an average size man not a dwarf.
 
ASeabear8952 said:
Try telling this to the Bossmanjack people who continuously obtain his arrest records.
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Yeah, but that's every three days. Cobes isn't goth enough to die every three days.

The BMJ people are generally fucked in the head, including Dear Feeder. How long can you watch a dude lose money and scream and throw tantrums while inebreat-- nevermind.
 
ASeabear8952 said:
Try telling this to the Bossmanjack people who continuously obtain his arrest records.
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But that's legal, just like what Banquet Meal did.
You can FOIA almost everything for almost anything, and legacy media used that (FOIA requests) AND surveilled people irl to "get the scoop".

The guy from Alf was recorded smoking crack and sucking BBC. A magazine made the images public, and he basically lost his career. I don’t remember if they followed him around recording, or if one of the guys recorded it and sent it to the magazine, but it was published nonetheless. In my opinion, if it’s okay for magazines to follow people around to see if they’re sucking cock, then it’s more than fair for the Kiwi Farms to—at a distance—obtain people’s information via FOIA requests and whatnot, as long as nothing illegal is being done.
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People need to realize that something being immoral doesn’t mean it’s illegal, and just because you think something is moral doesn’t automatically make it legal. Obtaining people's information might seen immoral to you, doesn't mean it's illegal. If we were strictly abiding by morality there would be no Kiwi Farms.

Edit: Btw, this doesn't mean that you shouldn't try to be moral. Don't dox Cobes' family, don't go out of your way to harass Clint when he just lost his son. I just wanted to say something because i thought the autopsy report was informative and not a big deal. If it was something to fuck with Cobra's family then i wouldn't be ok with it.
 
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Nigger Cattle said:
Edit: Btw, this doesn't mean that you shouldn't try to be moral.
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And @Banquet Meal was trying to be moral. She didn't want to post the report at first.
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i want to, but someone messaged me on here and said that it would be really bad for me if i did, so im a bit nervous! would it be ok? i honestly feel that it is part of the lore, as sad and final as it may be. *they werent like threatening me, they were saying that a lot of people would be angry
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I swear I remember another comment saying there was a worry about redditors using the report to harass his family, but still: she recognized that fear. Thankfully the report is brief and to the point, so there's not much the alogs could've used.

She's just trying to do right by us.
 
Banquet Meal said:
unfortunately, it seems that i have a new fan.

whatever. i still stand by what i said, even if this tard wants to make ridiculous insinuations on my profile.
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at least my profile is open, because im not a coward.
anyway, that is the last i will say on this.
i just find it annoying when someone refuses to let it drop and resorts to calling me names and harassment, but im not going to detract from this thread any longer.
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Lmao, the faggot's a pussy and blocked me too. Whatever, nothing stopping him from making retarded posts.
 
Oprahs_Old_Arm said:
I have a feeling he wasn't measured and they got 6'4" off his state ID that he filled out himself.
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Did they actually did a full post-mortem?
If so i doubt that they just took his height from his ID, given documenting and verifying the Status Quo of the body in the report is big part of the process. Size and weight of your organs (like the infamous "Penis: unremarkable" from FuckYou's autopsy report i think?) are being documented too.
 
Banquet Meal said:
unfortunately, it seems that i have a new fan.
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he probably just hates women dude. and that's not cool he needs to watch more gender relations video responces.
the guy is dead, this FOIA pull doesn't infringe on the privacy of his family who already released that info too, it's completely legal and above boards and anybody who wanted it could've got it, and the only thing that came of this is it exonerated NAL, BTFO people trying to say he was a drug addict or whatever, and caused a 6'4 discussion.
(im glad of NAL being proven innocent for multiple reasons because thinking he was poisoned was making me paranoid and filled with anxiety, i have fears of being poisoned)
100% that guy just hates women

Is it possible they input the wrong measurement, i find the 6'4 thing really hard to believe
 
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