🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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So, in your view Josh could never have amounted to any other outcome in life except "dead drunk".
Did you ever watch any of his content? I'm serious. I feel like you might have shown up to this thread and, at best, did a cursory glance of a few pages.

I've been watching the boglim for 5 years. Just watch the birthday cake vodka stream and tell me Cobra could be saved.
 
Anybody else still in the “denial” stage and keep waiting for Josh and Clint to upload a video called “owned the trolls” where they reveal this was an elaborate plot to reverse-troll and Josh is alive and well?
Nah Clint was breaking down in tears you have to be next level insane to fake a performance like that
 
Anybody else still in the “denial” stage and keep waiting for Josh and Clint to upload a video called “owned the trolls” where they reveal this was an elaborate plot to reverse-troll and Josh is alive and well?
Clint really sent the boy to a hospital/group home and played the "He's dead" card to stop the troles.
I'm just waiting for Cobes to accidentally post online because he forgot the plan.
Any second now...
 
I'm gonna miss the boy toobz, the world is a bit darker now that such a lovable little goofball green flame has been extinguished.
Fuck sickos and may Satan bless you as you riff mean guitar licks with Ozzy in Hell (the good one for sexy goth badboy rockstar villains) for eternity.
TMDWTFIU TOOBZ.

Bless your soul, Josh.
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I've been watching the boglim for 5 years.
Wow, I have the same trophy above my toilet. I bet we could make a club.

You know the world didn't start when you started watching Josh, right? You understand the guy was like 29 by then, correct?
But as you point out very well and correctly his behavior didn't start just a couple of days ago, he's been slipping and sliding down that fucking slippery slope for over 15 years. At no point was there any sign of Clint doing anything more than "You should drink less.".

Still, who knows, maybe Clint could have done something different and yet Cobra would just have grabbed Bad Company and blasted his brains out.
 
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so you'd almost have to show that they literally knew he was going to drink it and knew he was going to die from drinking it
In that case, there are probably hundreds or thousands of messages in some gay discord group spelling out that was their exact intention (whether or not that’s his actual cause of death).
I bet not having a phone at the time he actually died would prevent anyone from even trying to make a legal case out of it because there wouldn’t be any messages encouraging him when he died, unlike the girl who kept telling her boyfriend to go through with killing himself when he was actively killing himself
 
Cobra is a gazillion times more "mainstream" than Terry Davis. His memes were everywhere on instagram and all over tiktok

also, fuck jessica boyle
I still think this bitch might have had something to do with his passing, yes, I understand he was in poor health, but the symptoms match up with the symptoms of plant poisoning.

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I asked google Gemini and fed it all the information about him this is what it said.

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Anybody else still in the “denial” stage and keep waiting for Josh and Clint to upload a video called “owned the trolls” where they reveal this was an elaborate plot to reverse-troll and Josh is alive and well?
Clint isn't that good of an actor and there's enough info from third parties (like the EMS call) that points to the sad truth.

But shit, I wouldn't mind it, sort of a Congratulations! scene from Evangelion with Cobra seeing how much people actually loved him in their own way.
Unfortunately the world is a much colder and unpleasant place.
 
I still think this bitch might have had something to do with his passing, yes, I understand he was in poor health, but the symptoms match up with the symptoms of plant poisoning.
No point in sperging about it. The autopsy is likely being done today. If there's foul play, we'll know. If we get zero word, we'll know the drink combos and food hacks finally took their toll.
 
Clint really sent the boy to a hospital/group home and played the "He's dead" card to stop the troles.
I'm just waiting for Cobes to accidentally post online because he forgot the plan.
Any second now...
What's up toobz, sorry about the uploads, i got in a group home and have been busy. Ahhh shit I wasn't supposed to say that..... GODDAMMIT!
 
did josh ever like type o negative (their keysman has the same name lol)? Id be surpised if he didnt. Type o was prime gothic metal (gothic / doom) and is waaay better than hottopic gayslop gothic / "black" metal band cradle of filth (i dont even know if cof even plays black metal anymore)
I can't say I know much about Cradle of Filth, but he adored their lead singer, and when he found out Danny Filth liked Ozzy, that was a defining moment in the cobraverse.
I can’t remember him mentioning Type O Negative, but I bet he’d like them. He probably did listen to them, drinking his combos, smoking bowls, being a cool gothic cobra. He LOVED Cradle of Filth though. I’m not the biggest Cradle fan, but I think this thread needs a little \m/ metal \m/ in Cobras honor:

Cobes had his own symbol, or sigil that he made himself, representing his magic, which he got a tattoo of:
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\m/ Praise Cobra’s Magic \m/
 
In that case, there are probably hundreds or thousands of messages in some gay discord group spelling out that was their exact intention
I don't want to sound like a defender of these guys, because I fucking hate what they were doing. But I don't think they were intending to kill him with alcohol. It's a known fact that Cobes produced some of his best content when drunk, and I think these faggots thought they could get him to livestream himself drunk. It was still an incredibly stupid, incredibly malicious, and incredibly gay thing to do. But I don't think they were intending for him to die.

It's like how they would get him banned from bars and send him troll DoorDash orders. They think they're creating hilarious content in the moment, but don't consider the consequences at all.
 
So, in your view Josh could never have amounted to any other outcome in life except "dead drunk".
OK, fair enough, different way of looking at things. The guy is dead and the time anything could have been done by anyone was gone years ago.

At least I think we can all agree we'll miss this fucking entertaining retard.
i'll be honest, clint throwing rent money and trailer funds to keep josh isolated like that was the worst thing. i understand and empathize that clint wanted him away from him and his new family for multiple reasons but... really not trying to stir the pot but clint talks so high and mighty of himself through the years yet josh would've been healthier as an actual homeless man instead of being housed for free no matter what, given free "food hack" supplies aka most liver/gut destroying high fat high sodium possible which was obvious to clint yet him and tanis (not blaming her as clint proudly engineered all of it but i know she often was the shopper) willingly bought josh the most unhealthy shit possible knowing damn well he couldn't drive or go to grocery stores by himself, and worst of all alcohol and cigarettes. unironic fact he would've been better off literally homeless, offline (to our detriment for sure, but i mean for his sake) he was able to work at wendy's until trole a-logs ruined it and i'm aware of the mixing up of teas and his fuck ups but there are plenty of dummies like his intellect used to be before he was given all the supplies to destroy himself in his free housing aka "problem child containment". i've thought this for years, none of this is even remotely retrospect. also the fact that josh was forced to apologize for dumb shit like dying his hair or saying words clint didn't like, yeah, the ego on that man is unmatched. the bragging about going to school to learn about josh's mental issues is also really something. note because i'm sure this will piss some people off: clint definitely LOVED josh and i know josh loved his dad, this doesn't negate that. maybe clint is just also slow in the head and i'm expecting too much from him.
 
so, when the autopsy and everything is done...
do you think the boy will go live, one final time?
They streamed musicbizmarty's funeral, after all, and everyone got to hear the rabbi call him the drift king of Akron, the goblin slayer, all this funny shit...

Will Clint give his true fans one final live?
 
Anybody else still in the “denial” stage and keep waiting for Josh and Clint to upload a video called “owned the trolls” where they reveal this was an elaborate plot to reverse-troll and Josh is alive and well?
The reality of it is setting in more today than it was yesterday. I watched some of his older videos like the french frys incident, some Shon & Saunders sketches, and the ride bike videos. Watching him zoom by the door on the chopper in his old apartment will always make me smile.

While his newer videos didn't have the same charm, the boy was still rockin' on, but realizing there won't be any new content from him got a lump in my throat. His videos had their own ava grande charm to them that nobody else can match.
 
so, when the autopsy and everything is done...
do you think the boy will go live, one final time?
They streamed musicbizmarty's funeral, after all, and everyone got to hear the rabbi call him the drift king of Akron, the goblin slayer, all this funny shit...

Will Clint give his true fans one final live?
Better not go Alive, Boy
 
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