🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Cobra has always been the cozy cow to me. He never harmed anyone but himself, always had somthing to say, and always did his best to help those around him. Both Casper and Lolcowdom have lost a great man.

I especially feel sorry for Clint in all of this. Coming home from vacation to a dead son is somthing nobody should experience, especially with how likely it is a-logs are already telling him its his fault.

To save Cobra, Clint would have had to do somthing that would've made Josh hate him for the rest of his life and Clint doesn't have the strength to do somthing like that, very few parents do. We should not judge him for not being able to pay such a heavy price.

Cobra was a free spirit and he lived that way to his very last moment. In that way, he went out exactly how he would've wanted and would've prefered this death to spending 30-50 more years stuck sober in a group home. I hope he and ozzy are rocking out together and one day we can share a drink combo on the other side of the rainbow bridge. Shine on You crazy Diamond
 
frogbutts said:
I remember I was first introduced to Cobes by the Trapped documentary all those years ago. I didn't watch every video cobes uploaded but I always kept up with him.
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This documentary "Empire of Dirt" was my gateway into the Cobraverse; it sent me stumbling into Josh's much older content and I had been absolutely fascinated ever since. Hail to the King & God bless the people who took the time to really humanize him and present him through a respectful lens of normality.
 
Butt Fucker said:
Texting someone doesn't create a duty. While tragic, there's just nothing to base a claim on. Perhaps I'm not creative enough, or too defense oriented. There's also the completely separate problem of actually having the will to track people down and fund the litigation. You think Clint would be able to handle the spotlight? Because everything little thing he did or didn't do is going to be thrown in his face by the defense.
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An aside, a girl was Charged and found guilty of manslaughter for telling her boyfriend to kill himself through text. Not saying this is the same, just saying there’s a precedent now for texting someone with the intent of them harming themselves or others.
 
sodomy lifestyle said:
DSP is going to live to the age of 86, and spend his last night whining online about low participation to his CoD: Black Ops XII stream and how he needs money for Kat's hip replacement surgery.

Rest in peace, bogman. It feels like he saw his hero finally die and lost the will to live. And it probably was his will alone that was keeping him alive, considering the years of endured drinking and boglim diet.
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Dsp is an undeserving cockroach nigger of course he would live to his late 80s the pollack fuck lol.

Also, it’s honestly impressive how much garbage cobes put in and live that long. It’s crazy he is just gone but it was bound to happen at some point in just saying it was crazy he lived that lifestyle for so long.
 
Mumbo Jumbo said:
This is like when Peter Steele died
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I was never really a cobra nigga (im gonna learn more about the cobraverse thought) but did josh ever like type o negative (their keysman has the same name lol)? Id be surpised if he didnt. Type o was prime gothic metal (gothic / doom) and is waaay better than hottopic gayslop gothic / "black" metal band cradle of filth (i dont even know if cof even plays black metal anymore)
 
Mumbo Jumbo said:
I was never really a cobra nigga (im gonna learn more about the cobraverse thought) but did josh ever like type o negative (their keysman has the same name lol)? Id be surpised if he didnt. Type o was prime gothic metal (gothic / doom) and is waaay better than hottopic gayslop gothic / "black" metal band cradle of filth (i dont even know if cof even plays black metal anymore)
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He basically liked Ozzy, and pop schlock. He did know a few Ozzy deep cuts, but that might just mean he'd left a playlist running several times while inebriated- long enough to learn of them before the booze took away his ability to linger longer than 30 seconds in the present. I can't say I know much about Cradle of Filth, but he adored their lead singer, and when he found out Danny Filth liked Ozzy, that was a defining moment in the cobraverse.
 
Goonsmoker said:
This documentary "Empire of Dirt" was my gateway into the Cobraverse; it sent me stumbling into Josh's much older content and I had been absolutely fascinated ever since. Hail to the King & God bless the people who took the time to really humanize him and present him through a respectful lens of normality.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gc4UvMZVquU
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Me and my GF watched cobra a very long time but never watched the doc and we did the other night and when we finished we heard how cobras mighta been dead. weird timing
 
Good night, sweet prince.

I always hoped that Cobes would find the sexy goth bad girl of his dreams who was just as weird and good natured as he was. That they would live out their days making wands and combining food items that probably shouldn't be. Instead, we got this.

Fuck sickos.
 

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Man this is hitting me a lot harder than it has any right to. I was only a casual follower of Cobes. I made my own drink combo in memory of him. I don’t drink alcohol so I just combined mtn dew, Arizona mucho mango, sprite, blue power aid, and peach rings. It was awful just the way Cobes would want. Rest in peace buddy. I hope the retards on Reddit that caused this get exactly what they deserve.
 
Barbarus 3 said:
sending someone seeds doesnt indicate that she did it maliciously so he would eat them.
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I know I'm in the stage of grief where I'm just blaming someone, just so it doesn't feel random and cruel, as the universe often is, BUUUUUUT...

Everything NAL does is malicious. Like, point-blank: she is a being of maliciousness and cruelty. Everything she does for others is meant to hurt them, somehow. I've never seen her do something loving, for the sake of being loving, without her also expecting something back.

Her silence, her seed choice, the fucking chopin funeral March in the video...
She wanted him to die.
 
CaliforniaRaisin said:
Hardcore alcoholics generally have a problem with their liver or pancreas first in their 30's or 40's if they've ignored the rest of the signs like malnutrition, high blood pressure, severe withdrawals and mental health deterioration.
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Vodka and other distilled beverages (let alone fucking Everclear) are some dangerous stuff for someone with an alcohol use disorder. It's way more concentrated and allows you to massively scale up your intake, something not feasible with beer or wine.

Not to mention insanely cheap compared to beer or wine...we're talking $10 for a handle of 80-proof vodka.

You'd have to consume almost seven bottles of wine or 30 bottles of beer to equal the same amount of alcohol in a handle of Nikolai and even then you'll never up your BAC as quickly. They knew what they were doing when they kept sending Cobra vodka and Everclear. Just evil.
 
Yamcha's Only Fan said:
I know its still early, but has there been any word on what the cause of death was?
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
I don't know if this is appropriate or not, but I really wish he didn't die of appendicitis, since that is so easy to treat.
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He 100% went out due to appendicitis or pancreatitis, based on his last (Facebook) video and the symptoms he described. Multiple people (myself included) were calling it out immediately after he posted that video. There's a few people speculating about poison seeds from NAL but that's unlikely and even if he were dumb enough to eat those, they would merely have been the whipped cream topping on the metaphorical sundae of horrible shit he's done to his internal organs by drinking rotgut day in and day out.

I doubt the autopsy being allegedly done will go into this level of detail but maybe it will: likely chronic (then very fuckin' acute) pancreatitis followed by septic shock/multiple organ failure after the pancreas itself imploded and released a bunch of enzymes and toxins. Would be my bet. Small possibility of hemorrhagic pancreatitis as well (bleeding out into your own torso/guts).

Karen said:
Witb things like cirrhosis for example, the persons gonna be swelling, jaundiced, they absolutely do not look well. Josh was certainly not looking well for a long time, but not like that.

The fact he was having new symptoms that were drastically different from what he had before is alarming.
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Not trying to start an argument when clearly everyone is here to toast to the king (rest in piss, Cobes) but you sure about there being "new symptoms?" He wasn't jaundiced, no, but that would be more liver failure than pancreas/appendix issues which can kill you much faster anyway. Look at the poor guy:

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He was so swollen he looked like he was mainlining salgur after getting stung by multiple bees... but it was all the liquor. Always has been.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Her silence, her seed choice, the fucking chopin funeral March in the video...
She wanted him to die.
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Of course she wanted him to die, but cobes has been a timebomb for years, it was going to happen at any time, hes been in discomfort for a few months and ozzy dying to top it off really signaled the end, I even said to dirt lamb when she came into the room and told me that he would be on the way out soon.

Just because the seeds were poisonous and she was a bitch that was hated doesnt mean he ate them and doesnt mean those seeds contributed, retards have got involved and messaged the coroner, so if it is the case it will come to light. Because some fucking retard who just has to get involved will eventually try for the coroner report if its possible.
 
CaliforniaRaisin said:
The Pancreas is a whole different issue and can cause death quickly if it gave up the fight. If that quits working, you begin digesting your own stomach, you lose the ability to digest food and your body expels whatever you eat or drink instantly. It's a painful, terrible way to die over a few days.
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He did complain that he was puking and pooping a lot in that last Facebook stream. Fuck dewdz, this sucks.
 
pooterino said:
I doubt the autopsy being allegedly done will go into this level of detail but maybe it will: likely chronic (then very fuckin' acute) pancreatitis followed by septic shock/multiple organ failure after the pancreas itself imploded and released a bunch of enzymes and toxins. Would be my bet. Small possibility of hemorrhagic pancreatitis as well (bleeding out into your own torso/guts).
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There is no allegedly about it, there will be an Autopsy due to his age and the nature of the death, not necessarily because of malicious means, but to find out how he died.

Not the time obviously but I hope all the dentists in the thread are really heartbroken that it wasnt the teeth that got him and will now shut the fuck up

Also looking back its really baffling how a welfare check wasnt made when people have done it over the years for the most minor of shit. Guess because it wasnt live they didn't give a fuck.
 
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