🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Blue Miaplacidus said:
You can search my posts in this thread. I know exactly how much he was being fucked with through the phone, it was an extreme amount. However my comment was, he didn't smash his phones only because a text from a troll appeared. He smashed it because he was a drunken retard. He smashed a few when no troll text exchanges were even happening, like because he forgot to bring his paypal card with him to the bar, or because Siri kept interrupting him while trying to listen to music. Yea, I'm sure screaming at troll text messages contributed to his outburst, but the actual trigger for the tard smashing was most often because Siri could not interpret his drunken mumbling to reply.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2hViGl3-6Xc
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You are aware that Josh was a notorious liar right? Especially when he believes that it would show him in negative light due to the anger issues he was uncomfortable with.

I dont know why this siri stuff keeps coming up. I mean I do, because its the most famous clipped version, which is exactly the issue ive been stating in the thread. Youtubers and clippers posting the rages and sperg outs leading to an image of him being like this at all times and this being the main problem. For those few siri moments there are 10s of accounts of him losing it or getting angry at people messaging and calling him while he is live. I was there, watching from nearly the start. This wasnt uncommon in the past, him losing his temper at this shit and hitting his phone in response.

Siri would get him angry, people fucking with him would get him angry a lot more. Im more convinced that he broke his phone because of a troll (after the death of Ozzy as a key point) rather than fucking siri or being clumsy as more likely as the latter is.
 
pooterino said:
Maybe he got stuck in one of those infinite-screaming-at-Siri loops
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Yea it's exactly why I included genetic mountain dew in the post lol, one of the best cobra videos btw, but in this tard smash moment he wasn't even involved in a troll exchange. Cobra tard smashed a lot, he truly believed inanimate objects were sentient. He was highly regarded. I do not know if we know the reason for the most recent smashing, he only appeared on camera pouty and arms crossed after the deed was done and did not elaborate other than "im trying to work on my temper". It did not help that he wore all of those giant 50 cent hot topic rings on his smashing hand, every time he got angry at the phone it was a death sentence. The time before last IIRC was because he forgot to bring his paypal card to the bar and decided the phone needed to die for that reason. He smashed things all the time in tard rage, his freezer door had recently been a victim of the Cobra rage.
Barbarus 3 said:
You are aware that Josh was a notorious liar right?
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Yes, but he has smashed several phones on camera. None of them were because he was fighting with trolls. Yes, I agree it contributed to it, and definitely was the inciting incident in some of the smashes. I don't watch youtubers or clippers, I watched Cobra. He literally smashed his phone because he was angry at it more than once on camera.
 
Matzo Nazi said:
Alcohol delivery really is an insidious thing, even the most hardcore alcoholics used to have to interact with another human to get a bottle but now you can just wither and die behind the comfort of your front door. A checkout clerk at a liquor store might have (and I know this is mostly cope but let me have this) called an ambulance for our boy or at least told him he needed to see a doctor.

I'd love to see laws around it change but there's a massive profit motive that will lobby to the ends of the earth to prevent that. The people that enabled this, from every angle, should really be put into a blender and used for a bogritto.
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A person I am related to is currently drinking themselves to death and this is a big contributing factor. It's awful, but there's only so much you can do to help someone who refuses all help offered to them outside of stripping their freedom away entirely
 
Gothic drink combos by night means gothic hangovers the next morning for a non boglim. It’s hard to believe he lived like that for the better part of a decade.
 
Potion_Time said:
I at least hope we can get @Null to change the tag from "inactive" to "in memory of" or something like that.

I just feel like Cobes was special enough to warrant a higher class of treatment than the average goblin on this site.
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I agree he deserves that, for all the shit he gets from Reddit and the trolls dude he was actually entertaining and wholesome. I felt bad for him in the end since the memories of his og posts were so different from his recent stuff. He worked with what he had and didn’t outright offend the general public. He even had enough fame to where I’ve been hearing rip cobes in other places I didn’t expect. Just watching Clint though the years and seeing his interjections into the cobra verse showed me one side of him but his last video letting cobe’s fans know really showed me the caring and loving father he was. Cobes had a lot of fans but we will never be his biggest fan like Clint was. Fuck sickos long live cobes memory of a wholesome og lolcow.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
Yes, but he has smashed several phones on camera. None of them were because he was fighting with trolls. Yes, I agree it contributed to it, and definitely was the inciting incident in some of the smashes. I don't watch youtubers or clippers, I watched Cobra. He literally smashed his phone because he was angry at it more than once on camera.
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So no it didn't happen because he was fighting with trolls, but they did incite him to smash the phones. ???

My guy, he is messaged all day in and out, hes smashed phones because of trolls, you said yourself they have incited him to do it. Ozzy, the key point that hasn't changed since the start died, and malicious parties are clearly messaging him about it but it was siri or just him being clumsy. Like the time he totally was walking down the street and dropped it under a passing lorry.

When his phone was first leaked, he was hounded relentlessly when it was passed around on 4chan, then through various forums and chat groups before discord became as popular as it did. This happened until he died. Im more of the mind that it was people fucking with him causing him to smash his phone over fucking siri or him getting too drunk and dropping it. The only times we have seen him fuck his phone up, like when he punched it and clipped it with his ring was when he was angry.
 
I hope the real trolls who actually accelerated Josh's death see all the love he is getting and it takes them out of their fucking ridiculous hate for him. I hope they come to their senses and live with the guilt of what they did to him forever. But I doubt that will happen. They are full blown psychos.
 
Made two pints of Cobra's Mist and poured one out in the woods for our boy. Not all that tasty but not nearly as bad as I expected. Godspeed you sexy goth bad boy.
 
Halloween23 said:
For people who don't want to watch it because its a grieving father sobbing

  • Clint was going to take him to the doctor but when he arrived Josh was already dead
  • They're going to do an autopsy
  • Medics told him it was probably his appendix or liver
  • Thanks his fans because they made Josh feel special
  • Wants everyone to do a drink combo in Josh's honor
  • One final "fuck sickos"
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Haven't really watched him. RIP, he sounded like a fun autist.

I would say it is likely to have been the appendix. You need that checked in 24-48 hours, you can't sit it out. It can pass like a bad case of food poisoning.

Liver is slower, you'll be in your bed for weeks, not making online videos at all.

He is with Ozzy now.
 
Ive lurked for a while before making an account, but seeing this is just saddening. Out of all the cows to go, Cobes was the least deserving of the bunch to meet an end like this. And honestly I was holding out hope that he'd have some kind of clarity before something like this happened.

My first shot on this planet is for you, dude. Rock on Cobes. You absolute Prince of Darkness 🍸
 
Nimbat Out Of Hell said:
It's awful, but there's only so much you can do to help someone who refuses all help offered to them outside of stripping their freedom away entirely
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That sucks, sorry to hear it. I honestly wish there was some kind of one-size-fits-all medical treatment that worked but the best I can think of would be pretty goddamn unethical, plus too difficult/risky for any doctors to try (mostly due to liability issues). Like physically grabbing or getting cops to grab the person in your family and putting them a 72-hour psych hold so you can forcibly start them on a monthly depot injection of disulfuram/antabuse (which makes you puke violently if you ingest any alcohol, also I don't know if you can do depots with it) while staving off the inevitable DTs and seizures by medicating them with a benzo (which you have to make sure they can't OD on and also then doctors/nurses need to wean them off that...)

So yeah, short of us entirely rewriting medical ethics from the ground up it has to come from the person with the mental illness/disease. We've already seen what happens when you forcibly treat people for mental issues all throughout the 19th and 20th centuries and it was grim. And owning up to his issues/starting rehab/sobriety was never going to happen with Cobra. How many times did we hear him say something like "yeah I'm an alcoholic but I'm not that bad." Which is an insane cope coming from someone with Nikolai rotgut and Everclear sloshing around in their guts.
 
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I was thinking about one of the last times he tried streaming from a bar. Being out of the apartment, around people and setting up for something that would have likely been entertaining. Reddit couldn't have that though, they had to insert themselves into his world, make themselves the focus and call the manager until he finally kicked cobes out. I'm not saying they're responsible for Josh's death or anything, I just wanted them to know I think they're fucking retards if they happen to read this.
 
Also doesn't Clits account of what happened conflict with EMS? Like he said he found Josh dead, but EMS showed up and reported there was nobody around?

BC if Clint was actually there 911 would've told him to start compressions even if he was obviously dead, it's their SOP.
 
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