KF Guide to Woke Games

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

The new Lego Batman game is woke.

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This is a weirdly subjective one honestly for 2 reasons.

1: This is originally based on a Silver Age gag from the 60's.

Here in HD:

Here's the full rainbow suit:


This was before the rainbow was ruined. That said, even by that standard it looks a bit too much like the LGBT rainbow in the game.

2: LEGO has a history of being pozzed.

Spoiler: Personal Autistic Ranting

I 'like' how this model shows:

1: Two realistic shades of Dark Brown you expect a Human skin to have

2: Literally VIBGYOR, the colors of the actual rainbow, in that order.

3: Pure White & Bubblegum Pink

Somehow, the only realistic skintones represented here are of the "minorities". One could argue that these are not meant to represent human skintones, but I find that difficult to believe with it having 2 shades of brown. This argument would fly if it was just the rainbow colors or a truly random assortment of playful colors.

Hell, I'd even go as far as to say that it's the intersectional pride flag shit, where Black & Brown people were shoehorned in because leftoids in their ever more growing derangement decided that classic pride flag somehow excluded those 2 groups.

One more thing, the Black & Brown ones have African hair, Yellow one has an Asian bowlcut. what are the others beside white supposed to be? why does purple have a 50's hairstyle & the red one spiky tips?

That said, there actually is something in the trailer that could be called more objectively an example of wokeism.

Yes, we have somehow devolved even further from dehumanizing shit like "Body Type A & B" to "Henchperson" at this point.

I can somewhat understand why we can't call them goons anymore:

But still, this is just fucking lame. Henchperson isn't even funny as a joke, that just sounds lame. Like yeah, henchman are mooks, but whose gonna be scared of "henchpeople" of all things? Doesn't even sound right if it was villain talking about them. Like, "Go, my henchpeople."

 

[An Idle Observer]

This was before the rainbow was ruined. That said, even by that standard it looks a bit too much like the LGBT rainbow in the game.

Yeah. If I'm going to be honest, I could chalk up discrepancies to trying to map a human figure onto LEGO and weirdness resulting but...

Yes, we have somehow devolved even further from shit like "Body Type A & B" to "Henchperson" at this point.

... this though? That's a paddlin'. That is absolutely a paddlin'.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Yes, we have somehow devolved even further from shit like "Body Type A & B" to "Henchperson" at this point.

"Henchperson when I break their wrist the same way I do for the henchman"

 

[Jason_Cruiser]

The new Lego Batman game is woke.

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It's not. As other have said it referencing an old comic before pride was a thing. What I was looking out for was if they abused that fact to sneak in the pride flag by delibratly ording the colours of the suit like the pride flag. But they haven't done that either. There's an extra shade of green and I can't see purple on the suit either.

I 'like' how this model shows:

1: Two realistic shades of Dark Brown you expect a Human skin to have

2: Literally VIBGYOR, the colors of the actual rainbow, in that order.

3: Pure White & Bubblegum Pink

Somehow, the only realistic skintones represented here are of the "minorities". One could argue that these are not meant to represent human skintones, but I find that difficult to believe with it having 2 shades of brown. This argument would fly if it was just the rainbow colors or a truly random assortment of playful colors.

Hell, I'd even go as far as to say that it's the intersectional pride flag shit, where Black & Brown people were shoehorned in because leftoids in their ever more growing derangement decided that classic pride flag somehow excluded those 2 groups.

One more thing, the Black & Brown ones have African hair, Yellow one has an Asian bowlcut. what are the others beside white supposed to be? why does purple have a 50's hairstyle & the red one spiky tips?

It's the progress pride flag. LEGO isn't even being coy about it, they made a toy that kids can buy advocating for progressivism and intersectionality.

Yes, we have somehow devolved even further from shit like "Body Type A & B" to "Henchperson" at this point.

That's nothing new. I remember feminists were speading that shit in the mid 2010's back when wokeness was about mansplaining and the mythical pay gap.

 

[pollution jim]

Pay attention to the color combination on that new Lego Batman game costume i posted. The LGBTQ mafia and the rainbow flag are synonymous now, they have made it their thing and there is no going back.

Here is the Rainbow Batman, again pay attention to the color combination.

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DER WOKE MAFIA SWAPPED TWO COLORS OF THE BATMAN COSTUME, NO MORE RAINBOWS, WOKE
You people are the same people from the synth futa lover thread, but you divorced from him. You can't understand context. This is the worst thread on this subforum

 

[StacticShock]

DER WOKE MAFIA SWAPPED TWO COLORS OF THE BATMAN COSTUME, NO MORE RAINBOWS, WOKE
You people are the same people from the synth futa lover thread, but you divorced from him. You can't understand context. This is the worst thread on this subforum

>enter a thread where people are pointing out the woke mafia
>tries to mock people for pointing shit about the woke mafia
kill youre self, livestream it pls.

That's just the Rainbow Batman costume, it's been a thing long before wokism became a thing.

why does lego batman has a tranny flag on his arm?

you can't even argue it's the lightning because red and yellow do not have blue in their composition.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

The new Lego Batman game is woke.

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Hes also voiced by the flamboyant guy from dragon quest 8......don't look him up.

 

[Waifuchu]

why does lego batman has a tranny flag on his arm?
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you can't even argue it's the lightning because red and yellow do not have blue in their composition.

He lives with some kid, who he has no blood relation to, that he's been dressing in colorful spandex for years. The writing was on the wall.

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

That's just the Rainbow Batman costume, it's been a thing long before wokism became a thing.

It don't matter if it was before wokism, today it is used to advertise their activism (and we know very well the game industry of today). If it had just been the Lego Rainbow Batman with other colors combination (like LEGO BATMAN3 game), there would be no talk about this. These people have hijacked the rainbow, and try to normalize the rainbow colors back to the innocent child thing it once was. That ain't happening, there is no way going back now. As we also see there is "Henchperson" instead of henchman in the upcoming Lego Batman game too, and im sure there is more woke stupidity in the game. How far do it need to go before people wake up and see the pattern?..

Lego Rainbow Batman in the Lego Batman3 game:

Here is the Rainbow Batman in the new Lego game:

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

It don't matter if it was before wokism, today it is used to advertise their activism (and we know very well the game industry of today). If it had just been the Lego Rainbow Batman with other colors combination (LIKE LEGO BATMAN3 GAME), there would be no talk about this at all. These people have hijacked the rainbow, and to try normalize the rainbow colors back to the innocent child thing. That ain't happening, there is no way going back now. As we also see there is "Henchperson" instead of henchman in the upcoming Lego Batman game too and im sure there is more woke stupidity in the game. How far do it need to go before people wake up and see the pattern?..


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Lego Rainbow Batman in the Lego Batman3 game:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tMrThgX4q8g

Well before the woke menace became a mainstream topic circa 2014-2016, the sodomites were hard at work trying to corrupt everything, especially that which was innocent and beautiful.

It really is sad.

 

[regalterry]

That ain't happening, there is no way going back now.

There is a way to go back, but not enough people are ready for that discussion yet.

Of note, using "henchperson" instead of minion/lackey/stooge/goon/underling/etc. was a very deliberate choice meant to virtue signal, so the game is indeed woke.

 

[Bear Powers]

From the new update to Echo Point Nova:

https://steamcommunity.com/games/1836730/announcements/detail/524226158154219800

It's all so tiresome.

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

There is a way to go back, but not enough people are ready for that discussion yet.

Trying to go back now is like trying to convince people the swastika is an ancient symbol in Indian religions that representing well being, prosperity, and good fortune. When people associate it with nazism. The rainbow colors are forever tarnished by the left, and they are gonna continue using it for their activism as we clearly see in these games. Its a part of their "Force Changes" as Larry Fink from BlackRock said.

 

[graywolf88]

Of note, using "henchperson" instead of minion/lackey/stooge/goon

Oh I can think of several reasons not to use the word goon.

 

[Gossip Avoider]

From the new update to Echo Point Nova:

https://steamcommunity.com/games/1836730/announcements/detail/524226158154219800

It's all so tiresome.

According to the patch comments, there was review bombing because their composer is supposedly anti-trans.
Seems like indulgence.

And as those stickers are community driven, it will be interesting to see which will be implemented in the next patches.
I kind of doubt this will come to fruition:

Source

The Gadsden flag, a swastika, crescent moon?
Make your contribution, lads:
matt@greylockgamesstudio.com

I would like to see an innocent Kiwi sticker in the next patch.

 

[AnOminous]

According to the patch comments, there was review bombing because their composer is supposedly anti-trans.

To quote Doug Stanhope, "that's like complaining your lap dancer is a communist. Who cares? Her tits are out!"

 

[Coolio55]

To quote Doug Stanhope, "that's like complaining your lap dancer is a communist. Who cares? Her tits are out!"

Clearly, Doug has never heard of a booby-trap.

 

[Lyra Plushie]

I'm sure there's a better thread for this. I was playing Minami Lane since it's on GP and I have a fucking tranny or AGP villager:

Complete with tranny skirt and male pattern baldness.

 

[Scream Aim Fire]

I'm sure there's a better thread for this. I was playing Minami Lane since it's on GP and I have a fucking tranny or AGP villager:
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Complete with tranny skirt and male pattern baldness.

...that's just setting off the "pedophile" alarm so badly...

 

[regalterry]

To quote Doug Stanhope, "that's like complaining your lap dancer is a communist. Who cares? Her tits are out!"

If only game developers could be like communist strippers and keep their retarded opinions to themselves.

Alas, they are physically incapable of not shoving them in your face, both via social media, and through their product, making it impossible to ignore them.