🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

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Oh Condor, you started out so well. Being civil and friendly then we jump up about 20 some odd pages and the sperg begins to take hold. If you're not careful this thread will turn into some TJChurch 300 page monstrosity of you just flailing about in a rage and everyone else having a great time at your expense.

 
Hello friends, I took some time out of my night to use my shitty and amateurish art skills to create some fanart of my two favorite artists. Andrew Dobson and of course, Condor.

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My skin tint isn't nearly that dark.
 
Oh Condor, you started out so well. Being civil and friendly then we jump up about 20 some odd pages and the sperg begins to take hold. If you're not careful this thread will turn into some TJChurch 300 page monstrosity of you just flailing about in a rage and everyone else having a great time at your expense.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lKxUfdv_U00
I'm experimenting. Hell, while on this thread, I'm having a casual conversation over PMs.

I'm just having fun watching people get butthurt over seeing someone hate on porn.

woah 2cool plz tell me more about your atheism
I wouldn't say I'm atheist. I don't believe in God, but I have spiritual beliefs. But that's a story for another day *flies away majestically*
 
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Oh, no I HAVE drawn porn before. But I did not enjoy it. I felt like I was.. cheating at art or something at the time.

I'm fine with people drawing funny stuff. I'm fine with people making money off art (pending they deserve it)

I'm not fine with people faking their way to acclaim.

Okay, but if someone is willing to pay an artist for drawing some titties why is that such a bad thing? How is it any different from drawing like, someone's shitty Sonic OC? Anybody that has put in the effort and time to draw and do it well shouldn't be ashamed for making money if somebody is willing to pay them.

I dont see how people are fakes if they're talented artists.
 
Nah. You'll just continue being all sarcassy n shizz. Meh. :/

I'm not being sarcastic. I'm genuinely interested in your beliefs that are totally unique and hardcore and badass. Please elaborate on your spiritual beliefs. I care a lot about them.

Okay, but if someone is willing to pay an artist for drawing some titties why is that such a bad thing? How is it any different from drawing like, someone's shitty Sonic OC? Anybody that has put in the effort and time to draw and do it well shouldn't be ashamed for making money if somebody is willing to pay them.

I dont see how people are fakes if they're talented artists.

I think he's mad because no one would pay him to draw porn... Or anything, for that matter.
 
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You didn't do a damn thing. It takes much longer than that to go through the process. Not to mention the numerous steps to decoding some stuff too. The fact that you responded in less than an hour or two just proves that you're BSing.

You used JPEGs. All JPEGS have the same last two bytes in hex, "ff d9". If the image was compromised, like it would be if data were embedded in it, these bytes would be different. This is from the most recent image in your DA gallery:

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Note the last two bytes.

You are an idiot.
 
I drew the pig.

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Currently my hand is trembling since my new meds have kind of wreaked havoc on my fine motor skills, but I did it.

It would have been even better if I'd drawn it on paper, but I was rushing.

Your move, Condor.
 
Probably not the best idea but have fun, I hope your thread gets all the pages you can dream of.
I'll be the most popular girl in school! : D
Okay, but if someone is willing to pay an artist for drawing some titties why is that such a bad thing? How is it any different from drawing like, someone's shitty Sonic OC? Anybody that has put in the effort and time to draw and do it well shouldn't be ashamed for making money if somebody is willing to pay them.

I dont see how people are fakes if they're talented artists.
It annoys me.

IMO if someone is paid for, say, this:http://th04.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2014/216/b/4/pappagalli_by_senryuji-d7tmrx8.jpg
thats cool.
No trial, no treasure.

You used JPEGs. All JPEGS have the same last two bytes in hex, "ff d9". If the image was compromised, like it would be if data were embedded in it, these bytes would be different. This is from the most recent image in your DA gallery:

8d3a8f40b1.png


Note the last two bytes.

You are an idiot.
You're using the wrong method dude. Try something at a different angle. I'm using jpgs, so you have that part down easy.

I drew the pig.

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Currently my hand is trembling since my new meds have kind of wreaked havoc on my fine motor skills, but I did it.

It would have been even better if I'd drawn it on paper, but I was rushing.

Your move, Condor.
That's actually a little funny.

I'm not being sarcastic. I'm genuinely interested in your beliefs that are totally unique and hardcore and badass. Please elaborate on your spiritual beliefs. I care a lot about them.
It's also opposite day.

I mean... It's NOT Opposite day.
 
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It annoys me.

IMO if someone is paid for, say, this:http://th04.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2014/216/b/4/pappagalli_by_senryuji-d7tmrx8.jpg
thats cool.
No trial, no treasure.

There's certainly some movies and other art that annoy me too, but people deserve to get paid for their work regardless of my opinion. That doesn't make anyone a fake. You don't have to like things people draw, just recognize they deserve the same treatment as any other artist out there.

@Meowthkip needs more pig titties.
 
There's certainly some movies and other art that annoy me too, but people deserve to get paid for their work regardless of my opinion. That doesn't make anyone a fake. You don't have to like things people draw, just recognize they deserve the same treatment as any other artist out there.

@Meowthkip needs more pig titties.
No ALL work.

some people earn acclaim despite being lazy and incompetent, I.E. Several popular musicians today.
 
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