🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

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The human body becomes simple once you do it over and over. And seeing as sexual fantasies tend to be easier to imagine than, say, an entire planets architecture, it doesn't take much imagination when compared to actual art. The human body IS complex, let's put it to use.

Drawing simple sex is boring, but objectifying sex is hideous.
Spoken like a true virgin, or just a crazy Christian.
 
hahaha, no dude you are totally a coward, you can't even say what sex you are without the fear of us finding out who you are. Don't try and make it sound better by calling yourself crazy either, that's just self justification for your cowardice.

Would a coward totally punch the fuck out of some bitch-ass window? I don't think so.

Only true mavericks are crazy enough to pull something like that off.
 
Suck it up, you big baby. You're an artist. You're gonna whore yourself out sooner or later.

There's plenty of professional, big name artists that have drawn porn. You're just a prude.

You wanna have a porn-off? Because I'm down to challenge you.
I'm not a fruitcake. Sex is fucking awesome. Be fearless with your lover, and all that jazz, but don't degrade it to a form of mindless objectification.

I'm not one of those nutcases who thinks "anal sex is evil" or whatever, but I do hate the pornographic industry for materializing an otherwise beautiful element of human nature.

Too bad bitch, this thread isn't about your art. Its about you.
Ech.

Would a coward totally punch the fuck out of some bitch-ass window? I don't think so.

Only true mavericks are crazy enough to pull something like that off.
Well I didn't seem to fear the consequences, plus I was never really in any panic during the whole thing. I just misjudged how much force I put into my arm is all.
 
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I'm not a fruitcake. Sex is fucking awesome. Be fearless with your lover, and all that jazz, but don't degrade it to a form of mindless objectification.

I'm not one of those nutcases who thinks "anal sex is evil" or whatever, but I do hate the pornographic industry for materializing an otherwise beautiful element of human nature.


Ech.

I never implied you were gay, dude.

N-no... I just don't wanna. That's all u_u

 
You say all this stuff about how your artwork isn't shit, so why not raise the stakes.
We should definetly do a draw off to see if your art's shit or not. Think of it as a boost in artist integrity.

After you agree, someone should suggest something simple to draw and in 5 mins you hand in your work and we'll see what the community thinks of it.
 
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Dude, you're becoming @Holden 2.0. You're not being smarter than us, you're acting just like hipster Holden.
Also, this thread is evidence we need a "Supreme Gentleman" rating.
 
You say all this stuff about how your artwork isn't shit, so why not raise the stakes.
We should definetly do a draw off to see if your art's shit or not. Think of it as a boost in artist integrity.

After you agree, someone should suggest something simple to draw and in 5 mins you hand in your work and we'll see what the community thinks of it.
Art needn't be a competition.

That's not what "fruitcake" means in that context.
I don't know the proper term then. :/
 
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The human body becomes simple once you do it over and over. And seeing as sexual fantasies tend to be easier to imagine than, say, an entire planets architecture, it doesn't take much imagination when compared to actual art. The human body IS complex, let's put it to use.

Drawing simple sex is boring, but objectifying sex is hideous.

No imagination, you say? Boring, you say? Tell that to Austrian artist Franz von Bayros (1866-1924) and his lavishly-rendered engravings:

porn and art combined.jpg

Go ahead, tell me that porn can't be art. I dare you. I double-dare you, Chickenshit Connor.
 
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