🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

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Cunning Condor said:
I'm polite to those who I feel are worth being polite to. I don't like having to pretend to like someone I don't like. (hell, who does?)

I've been sticking with 1 tactic throughout this thread. When it comes to art, I've used 14 (so far)
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Its not a matter of pretending to like someone. Its giving them the respect and sense of validation that everyone deserves. For example, I don't like you as a person, but I'm not telling you to kill yourself, or attacking you personally. I'm not hiding behind a web of lies so I can pretend to be unfazed by your bullshit. I dont need to. You however played the Artist in PR, the Suicidal Emo, and now the Mysterious Edgelord roles within just 25 pages. You're jumping around and not only is it ineffective, it's pathetic. Grow up and act your age.
 
Cunning Condor said:
I agree. Sex is a beautiful thing. Thus, I get pissed when it's mistreated and objectified.
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Where's the mistreatment, though? Drawn erotica is the hard work of a talented artist to bring pleasure to others, occasionally while being compensated for it. Why is sex so special? What elevates it above any other form of informed, consensual pleasure?
 
Sigyn said:
Its not a matter of pretending to like someone. Its giving them the respect and sense of validation that everyone deserves. For example, I don't like you as a person, but I'm not telling you to kill yourself, or attacking you personally. I'm not hiding behind a web of lies so I can pretend to be unfazed by your bullshit. I dont need to. You however played the Artist in PR, the Suicidal Emo, and now the Mysterious Edgelord roles within just 25 pages. You're jumping around and not only is it ineffective, it's pathetic. Grow up and act your age.
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Not everyone deserves respect.

I'm not pretending to be anyone. I have yet to lie to y'all. I will admit to having a lack of balance when it comes to emotions, but eh.
 
Cunning Condor said:
I'm polite to those who I feel are worth being polite to. I don't like having to pretend to like someone I don't like. (hell, who does?)

I've been sticking with 1 tactic throughout this thread. When it comes to art, I've used 14 (so far)
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Fuck, you're back? Kid, I am not even going to say anything to you other than this. Get out of here and grow up. You act like you're the only person on the planet who can draw or have ideas about art. Guess what? I think you're art is OK for someone with no skills, who isn't trying to get anywhere, which is clearly you, because you don't understand what recognition and profit are. Was Da Vinci an Art Hooker? How about Titian? He painted some nice titties, you little scrub. I don't know why, but I feel bad for you, probably because I think you've misjudged what this forum is. We aren't trolls, and this isn't a hellhole. This is more of a menagerie, and it's frequented by people from all walks of life. Get out of here, and watch this thread disappear. You aren't impressing anyone here by showing up with your thumb up your ass and your grade-school wit.
 
BriarHeart said:
Where's the mistreatment, though? Drawn erotica is the hard work of a talented artist to bring pleasure to others, occasionally while being compensated for it. Why is sex so special? What elevates it above any other form of informed, consensual pleasure?
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Drawing porn is pathetically simple. People who do it are cop outs. Like bad comedians who rely on sex joke after unoriginal sex joke.

There's a difference between sexual art and porn.
 
Cunning Condor said:
Not everyone deserves respect.

I'm not pretending to be anyone. I have yet to lie to y'all. I will admit to having a lack of balance when it comes to emotions, but eh.
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I feel like the only time you've truly been honest with us has been when you said you hate whores.
 
Cunning Condor said:
Not everyone deserves respect.

I'm not pretending to be anyone. I have yet to lie to y'all. I will admit to having a lack of balance when it comes to emotions, but eh.
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Considering that you're the one that tries to open windows by punching them, I don't think that we're the ones with the problem here.

Cunning Condor said:
Drawing porn is pathetically simple. People who do it are cop outs. Like bad comedians who rely on sex joke after unoriginal sex joke.

There's a difference between sexual art and porn.
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And that difference is...?

(Also, the fact that you'd say with a straight face that drawing porn is "pathetically simple" demonstrates that you've never taken a life drawing class in your entire life. Go take an actual art class, n00b.)
 
Cunning Condor said:
As an artist, it pisses me off to see someone use art, something of great potential, in such a stupid way.
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how is it stupid to draw porn? sex is a broad, universal experience and people have been drawing it since they've been able to draw. just look at cave paintings. i don't know how you got so far with these weird hang-ups. do you interact with other artists that much?
 
Cunning Condor said:
Drawing porn is pathetically simple. People who do it are cop outs. Like bad comedians who rely on sex joke after unoriginal sex joke.

There's a difference between sexual art and porn.
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For the record I've seen some beautifully rendered porn drawings.
 
Cunning Condor said:
I prefer to spend time doing better things. However, if you could provide a better term that rings better I'd very much appreciate that. Art Hooker doesn't ring well.
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Then draw whatever the hell you want and stop being a bitch to people who draw porn. To each their own.

And come up with your own terms. Not my job to do it for you.
 
Cunning Condor said:
Not everyone deserves respect.

I'm not pretending to be anyone. I have yet to lie to y'all. I will admit to having a lack of balance when it comes to emotions, but eh.
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Yes, everyone does deserve a level of respect as a human being, if not for their personality. I don't like you or respect how you act, but I respect your feelings and how upsetting this must be for you, and I think a lot of kiwis started out feeling that way towards you. You've lost a lot of credibility by not being open and getting defensive. I'm telling you to either snap out of it or go away. Things won't get better if you keep this up, only worse. You don't wanna see some of these guys when you've pissed them off, believe me. They'll win.
 
Loke said:
Fuck, you're back? Kid, I am not even going to say anything to you other than this. Get out of here and grow up. You act like you're the only person on the planet who can draw or have ideas about art. Guess what? I think you're art is OK for someone with no skills, who isn't trying to get anywhere, which is clearly you, because you don't understand what recognition and profit are. Was Da Vinci an Art Hooker? How about Titian? He painted some nice titties, you little scrub. I don't know why, but I feel bad for you, probably because I think you've misjudged what this forum is. We aren't trolls, and this isn't a hellhole. This is more of a menagerie, and it's frequented by people from all walks of life. Get out of here, and watch this thread disappear. You aren't impressing anyone here by showing up with your thumb up your ass and your grade-school wit.
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No I don't. Tracy J. Butler? That lady can FUCKING DRAW. Bill Waterson? Albert C. Barns? These guys KNEW THEIR SHIT when it comes to art.


And Jesus Fucking Christ in a handbasket. How many times do I have to expalin this:

NUDITY, SEXUALITY, AND PORNOGRAPHY ARE 3 DIFFERENT THINGS. HOLY FUCKNUTS.

O___O
 
Cunning Condor said:
Drawing porn is pathetically simple. People who do it are cop outs. Like bad comedians who rely on sex joke after unoriginal sex joke.

There's a difference between sexual art and porn.
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If drawing porn is so simple, then draw some for us. Make it hot.

I mean, obviously a fucking idiot can do it, right? Put us in our place by example. Please.
 
Segue said:
So do you just go around disrespecting people who you don't feel deserve it? Wow.
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No, I disrespect those who I feel don't deserve it, but I keep it to myself unless they attack me for whatever reason. I can discuss general people tho.

Meowthkip said:
If drawing porn is so simple, then draw some for us. Make it hot.

I mean, obviously a fucking idiot can do it, right? Put us in our place by example. Please.
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Ya wanna know the truth? I could easily get a boatload of attention by drawing tons of porn all over the place, hell I could do it tonight. More people would like me, and I would have more attention in a matter of days. Hell, I'd probably even be happier.

I choose not to. Because it's not what I believe in. I'm not "scared" or "shy" about it. I just would feel like a horrible person for having done it. That's me.
 
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