🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

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Just cuz I'm an asshole doesn't mean I'm unaware of it.

I'm rude, I'm obnoxious, I have little to no consideration for other people's well being. That's just me, man.
Then stop hiding behind the forum rules when you've obviously not followed them yourself.
 
Condor è una grande pezzo di merda. Chi lo pensa che lui è ingannando???? Lui è furioso. Che divertente!

No, seriously dude. Condor, Stop posting if you dont want the criticism.
I;'d actually like criticism. I'm still waiting for it. So far this thread consists of roughly 2-3% criticism. The rest is drivel meant only to give others a sense of power.
 
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You're missing out. There are so many people you could lord you moral superiority over!
's serious dude, you are a hell of a lot better than most of the marks here, I'd say this thread asn't neceassary at first
 
I;'d actually like criticism. I'm still waiting for it. So far this thread consists of roughly 2-3% criticism. The rest is drivel meant only to give others a sense of power.
After only skimming these 24 pages, I've found about 20 posts with legitimate crtiticism, to which you pretended to reply politely to until you realized you wouldnt get your way. Then you sperged. Just because It's not the criticism you want doesn't mean it's not there.
 
I;'d actually like criticism. I'm still waiting for it. So far this thread consists of roughly 2-3% criticism. The rest is drivel meant only to give others a sense of power.

Do you want some fucking redlines?
 
After only skimming these 24 pages, I've found about 20 posts with legitimate crtiticism, to which you pretended to reply politely to until you realized you wouldnt get your way. Then you sperged. Just because It's not the criticism you want doesn't mean it's not there.
*that newspaper picture that i'm too fucking busy here to go and find*

I responded politely to experiment with the reactions and mentalities here. Now I'm being honest in my current test. This is hilarious.

You should come into forums chat, Condoor. It's fun!
One thread is more than enough to cradle.
 
@Condor, these are fairly constructive pieces of criticism, all found within the first 3 pages. Please read and try to remember what this thread was originally about.
At least he was polite.

To be fair, you would probably want to say hi to some strangers on the internet who were gossipping about you. I want to give this guy a fair chance. Maybe he isn't crazy like that christian number guy or stupid like the Golden Crybaby.

Could you explain why you feel that people who draw sexualized art are "art hookers"?

People probably think you're autistic because your (admittedly mediocre) art is a vessel for your bizarre, nonsensical opinions. Why are you obsessed with art hookers? What the fuck is an art hooker?

No offense but I don't understand what form of irony this provides.

Is that not the point of art, for man to create, and shout to the universe, "I AM HERE?"

... Somebody famous said something like that once. I don't know who, or the exact quote.

It does not seem to be irony, I suspect it is justification for the fact that drawing garbage Anatomy of a 'cartoon' Human is easier than to try and draw clothing sporting Persons.

I do like that this person's art has some nice "squash and stretch" to it. I just wish they would focus on the building blocks of drawing, the overlap forms and shape of the real Body from life, then return to their stylised version. I feel bad when I see an artist limit their progresses in art because they insist on an extreme 'style' and ignore returning to work on and improve the basics.
In my experiences style comes organically, it is not the place to start from. It comes along as you practice your learnings of figure drawings and gesture sketches, light studies and shapes in deep space.
 
Condor è una grande pezzo di merda. Chi lo pensa che lui è ingannando???? Lui è furioso. Che divertente!

No, seriously dude. Condor, Stop posting if you dont want the criticism.
Esattamente! Che un'bello divertimento! Bravo, molto bravo!
 
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