I've gained weight 07/06/20 - your gorl finally graduated from sleeping on the floor. she bought a recliner

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Catch Your Breath said:
So is her body going to be donated to science when she passes away? I feel like there are so many case studies that could be written from it.
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Sadly she is most likely to large to be donated. TMI, but a family member of mine couldn't have his body donated to science earlier this year because he was obese and he was no where near Al's size.
 
I'm pretty sure that Amber is going to continue to eat crap. She is too lazy to cook and her mom is another mouth to feed 🙄
 
Hasn't even had her surgery and her "bloo bloo, pity me, I'm so quirky." act is in full swing. Fully looking forward to the recovery saga where she sends Thumby and Mama Meth out for Orange Chicken runs. Meanwhile, Amber will post more histrionics amd heavily filtered selfies for all to see. We farmers will throw more votes into the Amber deathpool as she inevitably dies from the complications from her hysterectomy. :drink::optimistic::drink:
 
Beetus Knuckles said:
No shit Sherlock. In more breaking news, DSP is going to ask for contributions to support his content creation, and even though they’re not required, they’re strongly recommended.
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What vest size does Amber wear? Trick question, she's sized out of vests prior to joining youtube.

The highlights sound like her voice is dropped in tone and rougher than ever. Skipping it; semper fi all are armed recappers. :semperfidelis:
 
Man, if even at this point of life or death situation, she's still not capable of taking her health seriously and is GAINING weight...
I see no future for our gorl, sadly.
 
OrderCorn said:
Sadly she is most likely to large to be donated. TMI, but a family member of mine couldn't have his body donated to science earlier this year because he was obese and he was no where near Al's size.
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Seriously? I would think that the size is WHY you'd want the donation. I'm gonna just take a shot in the dark & assume the cost of shipping + handling is too much as well as not having a cooler big enough
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Moonpie said:
you meant 594lbs .
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Yep.
I don't believe she is under 500.


When she last did WW and said her point total for the day, that gave the truth about her weight .

Anyways...sure looks like the glow might be wearing off from having her mother there.
That's when the fun will begin.
 
I wonder if the muckbangs (with their dodgy timelines) werent getting the views she wanted. So, switching to a title guaranteed to get people to tune in.

Been wondering too if she plopped that recliner in the living room. Eric and Ricky must be thrilled with that, considering the bizarre hours she keeps.

Those two boys do seem to have dropped off the edge of the Earth, havent they?
 
Ohhhh pain in my pelvis... come on December 15th 2020, I need to win this Deadpool

p.s. I think Eric and Ricky are gone now.
 
Haven’t commented in awhile cuz our gorl is so boring rn... Here I am with a little medical sperg, slight PL, gimme them top hats and puzzle pieces LETS GOOOOO!!! So, Amber is having a major abdominal surgery, which if a normal sized person had the same surgery, they would have a small incision about 6-8 inches long horizontally, which is still painful, but is much less painful than a sternum to pubis incision our gorl is gonna have. I’m honestly wondering why she wasn’t referred to a bariatric specialty hospital. By all indications, she is having her surgery in a regular hospital, which is fine if her docs have bariatric training etc.. I’ve had major abdominal surgery twice... I’m not tiny, I’m about average (5’1 135elbees). The pain afterwards was HORRENDOUS, and I have a high tolerance for pain. I’m also a nurse who has taken care of many bariatric patients. When they are our gorls size they ALWAYS have complications post op. Always. Whether it’s infection, blood clots, healing issues, whatever else you can think of, it happens. Myself, mid-forties, ok health, in the hospital 6 days. 350+ pound patients are never released from a major surgery in less than 10 days, and they usually go to a nursing home/rehab if they have been stubborn about walking post surgery. She is going to be in the hospital for longer than she thinks. Her doc probably said “at least 3 days”, because that’s what is standard. We have seen how she heals, y’all, and it’s not good at all. They are going to control her diet, and encourage movement, and we all know how she is when peeps tell her what to do. She’s gonna be a whole nightmare. I’m not sure if she will be allowed visitors with the whole Covid thing, but even if she is, it will be regulated to one at a time, and bringing in outside foods will not be tolerated. She’s going to “hormone crash”, and will want to numb the pain with food, which she won’t be able to get. We could see a pain pill dependence substitution for awhile, cuz she will be getting that good good in the hospital (probably a PCA pump for the first few days, I didn’t get one, but to the normal tx for post op pain control). She’s gonna be a whole, jiggly mess, and I hope Beefy or MethMama records it. I would pay to see her walking with a walker post op with her giant shelf ass jiggling out the back of her gown, wearing those sexy mesh panties they like giving the ladies post gyne surgery! I’m also about one hundred percent positive she did purchase a lift recliner, because that is recommended for patients who already have trouble ambulating. If she goes home under 4 weeks, she will probably need a walker, shower chair, and a potty chair. Sorry for deciding to write my novel in KF comment section. This shit has been in my head since the whole bloody blowhole, muh cancer diagnosis storyline. I feel actual pity for the team of medical professionals assigned to Amber........ it’s gonna be a shit show. My one big hope is that at least one of her care team is a farmer!
 
Erins Wifey said:
Haven’t commented in awhile cuz our gorl is so boring rn... Here I am with a little medical sperg, slight PL, gimme them top hats and puzzle pieces LETS GOOOOO!!! So, Amber is having a major abdominal surgery, which if a normal sized person had the same surgery, they would have a small incision about 6-8 inches long horizontally, which is still painful, but is much less painful than a sternum to pubis incision our gorl is gonna have. I’m honestly wondering why she wasn’t referred to a bariatric specialty hospital. By all indications, she is having her surgery in a regular hospital, which is fine if her docs have bariatric training etc.. I’ve had major abdominal surgery twice... I’m not tiny, I’m about average (5’1 135elbees). The pain afterwards was HORRENDOUS, and I have a high tolerance for pain. I’m also a nurse who has taken care of many bariatric patients. When they are our gorls size they ALWAYS have complications post op. Always. Whether it’s infection, blood clots, healing issues, whatever else you can think of, it happens. Myself, mid-forties, ok health, in the hospital 6 days. 350+ pound patients are never released from a major surgery in less than 10 days, and they usually go to a nursing home/rehab if they have been stubborn about walking post surgery. She is going to be in the hospital for longer than she thinks. Her doc probably said “at least 3 days”, because that’s what is standard. We have seen how she heals, y’all, and it’s not good at all. They are going to control her diet, and encourage movement, and we all know how she is when peeps tell her what to do. She’s gonna be a whole nightmare. I’m not sure if she will be allowed visitors with the whole Covid thing, but even if she is, it will be regulated to one at a time, and bringing in outside foods will not be tolerated. She’s going to “hormone crash”, and will want to numb the pain with food, which she won’t be able to get. We could see a pain pill dependence substitution for awhile, cuz she will be getting that good good in the hospital (probably a PCA pump for the first few days, I didn’t get one, but to the normal tx for post op pain control). She’s gonna be a whole, jiggly mess, and I hope Beefy or MethMama records it. I would pay to see her walking with a walker post op with her giant shelf ass jiggling out the back of her gown, wearing those sexy mesh panties they like giving the ladies post gyne surgery! I’m also about one hundred percent positive she did purchase a lift recliner, because that is recommended for patients who already have trouble ambulating. If she goes home under 4 weeks, she will probably need a walker, shower chair, and a potty chair. Sorry for deciding to write my novel in KF comment section. This shit has been in my head since the whole bloody blowhole, muh cancer diagnosis storyline. I feel actual pity for the team of medical professionals assigned to Amber........ it’s gonna be a shit show. My one big hope is that at least one of her care team is a farmer!
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Oh big gorl is gonna LOVE those mesh panties.
And no outside food to be brought in...
I've give my right baby toe to see her hospital stay. :hah:
 
As a massive coffee addict myself, if Amber is still overeating enough to gain weight while ingesting lots of caffeine, damn. Caffeine destroys your appetite.
 
darkwingosonichugorl said:
As a massive coffee addict myself, if Amber is still overeating enough to gain weight while ingesting lots of caffeine, damn. Caffeine destroys your appetite.
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Nothing destroys Amber's appetite. Not cancer, not caffeine, not even prescription speed. She doesn't listen to any punk ass "fullness cues". She will shove that food in regardless.
 
Okay, I'm pretty lost.

Amber says her mother picked on her for eating too much rice.

For me, it would only make sense then that her mother would not be fine with Amber eating takeout either.

Yet Amber gained 7 lbs during June, and her mother has been staying with her for a month now.

How the hell did Amber exactly manage to gain 7 lbs then?

There was this pic on ALR's Snap where she showed a Pink Drink she got from Starbucks that was like 250 cals and 25g of sugar. And we know Amber pretty much goes where Becky goes.

Do you think Amber might've just simply had takeout food in the car away from her mommy's eyes?

darkwingosonichugorl said:
As a massive coffee addict myself, if Amber is still overeating enough to gain weight while ingesting lots of caffeine, damn. Caffeine destroys your appetite.
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You mixed up, it's not Amber who drinks coffee.

It's her mom who drinks that + energy drinks + Coke.

Way to enable your daughter who's dying of gluttony, Kristine. Getting her calories from liquids at that size is the last thing she needs.
 
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Twinkie said:
Legit the binge monster came out at 7:23 TONS OF RICE :cryblood::cryblood::cryblood:
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Fuck, that was like when Bilbo saw the ring again in LotR

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I mostly feel sorry for the doc who told her she had to lose weight before surgery. I want to be a fly on the wall pre-op when they weigh her. So dispeckful.
 
Since she mentioned fried chicken cravings, I'm going to assume that fried chicken wing mookbong wasn't prerecorded as she implied.

Also, something major is going on with her father? I thought nobody could get in touch with her father?
 
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