🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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According to his dA, Sweet Bro is a big fan of a comic called Surprise Transformation. Judging from the front cover of issue 1, it seems to be about magical forced gender reassignment.

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Maybe the root of Sweet's problem is that, deep down, he just wants to be a pretty girl and tease all the girlfriend-free college boys over the chinaphone :biggrin:
 
If this rabbit hole goes any fucking deeper we're going to end up in China, boys... I hope y'all been brushing up on your Mandarin, I got Cantonese covered. :\

Seriously, where else can he go? AB/DL? Furry bullshit? Is it like fetish pokemon? Gotta catch em all, with "them" being "horrifying mental abnormalities" and "strange STDs"?

If you're tired of other lolcows and need sustenance from a sustainable source, look no further than The Iconoclast! You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll question what you're doing with your life!
 
Do we have any remaining AJM sources or have they basically exiled anyone that won't asspat Sweets?

Part of me is still baffled that they would support that guy for this long, given how much of a reprehensible little shit he can be, but if they want to die a slow and painful death defending someone that probably doesn't care about them, then that's their choice.
 
What all have we got for Sweetum's fetishes now so far?
- (Pre)Teenage girls
- Farting/belching
- Pooping
- Sneezing
- Swallowing/eating
- Being stuck in tunnels, doorways, etc.
- Forced gender transformation
- Any combination of the first six
The latter one is noteworthy because of the way he seems to view women as "lovely creatures" whom men ("gross, sweaty apes") don't deserve, except for the times when he all but states that he (and perhaps by extension all men ever) are entitled to china once they take a fancy to a woman, and any woman who denies them that is a lying hussy. There's art in his deviantArt favorites folder that portrays women as taking pleasure or pride in their bodily functions, rather than being ashamed or embarrassed at doing something "unladylike" - suggesting that he's interested in women who either share his mindset, or have sunken to such depths of depravity that they no longer care that they're doing distasteful things; with Belch - a man with zero social awareness who bragged about pissing in soda bottles so he wouldn't miss his favorite cartoons - it's hard to tell.

I don't know if @TheIceCreamMan was being serious when he mentioned ABDL, but I think it's an interesting topic to bring up in relation to Sweets. On the one hand, he seems too caught up in his own delusions of grandeur to submit to the indignities of being an adult baby, but he does seem to desire that his daily needs be met by other people, rather than he himself taking responsibility for them (cf. his lifelong desire to return to college life with its dorms, free cable and ~sumptuous buffet dining~, rather than having a house or apartment of his own). Belch's fetishes all seem to follow a theme of helplessness or loss of control, a category into which ABDL seems to fit quite nicely. It's interesting that there's no apparent appreciation for traditional BDSM, though. Perhaps Belch enjoys humiliation and debasement, but is repelled by the idea of inflicting or enduring pain and discomfort.

It's also fascinating, in light of this theme that permeates his fetishes, that Belch views himself as a perpetual victim of The System, someone who has no control whatsoever over the misfortunes that have befallen him and instead is constantly at the whims of omnipotent forces he cannot begin to comprehend. I'm not suggesting that he willfully perpetuates his miserable life circumstances just so he can wallow in self-pity - though he does seem to enjoy doing so an awful lot - but it's a noteworthy parallel.

Or maybe he's just a stunted manchild who never grew past the mental age of 12. That's likely too.

I know I'm thinking way too hard about the things that get this sad-sack's rocks off, but the psychology behind fetishes and sexual expression fascinates me, regardless of the subject. (:_(
 
Shadow Fox said:
What all have we got for Sweetum's fetishes now so far?
- (Pre)Teenage girls
- Farting/belching
- Pooping
- Sneezing
- Swallowing/eating
- Being stuck in tunnels, doorways, etc.
- Forced gender transformation
- Any combination of the first six
The latter one is noteworthy because of the way he seems to view women as "lovely creatures" whom men ("gross, sweaty apes") don't deserve, except for the times when he all but states that he (and perhaps by extension all men ever) are entitled to china once they take a fancy to a woman, and any woman who denies them that is a lying hussy. There's art in his deviantArt favorites folder that portrays women as taking pleasure or pride in their bodily functions, rather than being ashamed or embarrassed at doing something "unladylike" - suggesting that he's interested in women who either share his mindset, or have sunken to such depths of depravity that they no longer care that they're doing distasteful things; with Belch - a man with zero social awareness who bragged about pissing in soda bottles so he wouldn't miss his favorite cartoons - it's hard to tell.

I don't know if @TheIceCreamMan was being serious when he mentioned ABDL, but I think it's an interesting topic to bring up in relation to Sweets. On the one hand, he seems too caught up in his own delusions of grandeur to submit to the indignities of being an adult baby, but he does seem to desire that his daily needs be met by other people, rather than he himself taking responsibility for them (cf. his lifelong desire to return to college life with its dorms, free cable and ~sumptuous buffet dining~, rather than having a house or apartment of his own). Belch's fetishes all seem to follow a theme of helplessness or loss of control, a category into which ABDL seems to fit quite nicely. It's interesting that there's no apparent appreciation for traditional BDSM, though. Perhaps Belch enjoys humiliation and debasement, but is repelled by the idea of inflicting or enduring pain and discomfort.

It's also fascinating, in light of this theme that permeates his fetishes, that Belch views himself as a perpetual victim of The System, someone who has no control whatsoever over the misfortunes that have befallen him and instead is constantly at the whims of omnipotent forces he cannot begin to comprehend. I'm not suggesting that he willfully perpetuates his miserable life circumstances just so he can wallow in self-pity - though he does seem to enjoy doing so an awful lot - but it's a noteworthy parallel.

Or maybe he's just a stunted manchild who never grew past the mental age of 12. That's likely too.

I know I'm thinking way too hard about the things that get this sad-sack's rocks off, but the psychology behind fetishes and sexual expression fascinates me, regardless of the subject. (:_(
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Because what Sweet really needs is to start wearing diapers. Gross. I offer a sarcastic thank-you for even bringing the idea into my head. :'(
 
Absinthe said:
Maybe the root of Sweet's problem is that, deep down, he just wants to be a pretty girl and tease all the girlfriend-free college boys over the chinaphone :biggrin:
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I'm sure Sweet Bro will find his very own Hella Jeff someday, he just has to accept his true feelings.
 
Shadow Fox said:
[armchair psychology]
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I think (at least some of) the probable reasons Sweet has all those bizarre fetishes is a combo of immaturity, still living with his mom at around 40 years old (or rather, she lives with him) - which probably contributes to said immaturity, and a lack of any real experience with the opposite sex that isn't on the chinaphone.
 
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From what I've read, people with fart/poop fetishes usually get off on the whole "something gross coming from such a beautiful, amazing creature" aspect - as in they put women on such a ridiculously high pedestal that the idea of them having normal bodily functions becomes obscene. Very much consistent with someone who has only reached out and touched one via AT&T.
 
I know that pic was posted some pages back, but Jesus Christ, he looks like a randy old grandpa. Going sans beard actually managed to make him look even older.
 
wheat pasta said:
Going sans beard actually managed to make him look even older.
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Sweet thinks that getting a wig, fixing his voice, and I think getting fit* are all he needs to do to pass as a young adult, so he can use "AS(S)U" as an Attraction Location (after he gets readmitted by making the "liberal" staff "pay" by suing them or something), while living either on or near the campus - while ideally working in The Herald.

I remember he called solutions Kiwis proposed to problems he experiences unfeasible.

*3 things he's been saying he wants to do for how long now?
 
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I'm amazed at how much older he looks than he actually is. There is no way I'd get 38 from that picture.
I actually want him to get a hairpiece just to see how much worse it can get.
 
Status update on the AJM Forums:

Still closed down to newcomers.

I think we can safely assume that they have chosen a side in the whole "Kiwi vs. Sweets" war (that only Sweets actually acknowledges actually exists). Guess we'll just have to watch them stagnate from the far end of the wall.
 
He'll probably miss his deadline again for "Cutting-Room Floor Friday," but he's added two collections of images: "Sexy Pics" and "Fart and Wiener Jokes."
 
Holdek said:
He'll probably miss his deadline again for "Cutting-Room Floor Friday," but he's added two collections of images: "Sexy Pics" and "Fart and Wiener Jokes."
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Granted I didn't spend too long looking through his latest additions, but there seemed to be few jokes and lots of fetish art...

He's also been doing a spot of wolf appreciation.
 
Chan the Wizard said:
I'm amazed at how much older he looks than he actually is. There is no way I'd get 38 from that picture.
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Like Sweetums, I have what seems like a super-mild case of progeria. It looks like incredibly premature aging might actually be a thing that is just now being recognized by science. My father and I were both bald by age 18, and I was way more clean-living than the typical high-school student. My father and maternal grandfather lost all their teeth before 30, which is super young even without dental care. (I held onto mine until 40; half of them could have lasted a few more years, but I realized there was no way I could afford new set of dentures every 2-3 years when it was inevitable they'd all go in less than a decade, so I had them all yanked at once. In retrospect, it's morbidly funny how much my dentist freaked out over my increasingly rotten teeth when both she and I realized we were both doing everything right.) It's totally crazy, but there seem to be mysteries of the body that we haven't really officially recognized, much less begun to study.

Anecdotally, this sort of premature aging seems not uncommon in the deep South, where both Sweets and I are from. It's not really what you'd call common, but it's also not unusual either, you know? Not white-knighting or anything, just saying that this is one thing that it might not be fair to hold against him. The fact that he refuses to acknowledge this, however, is totally fair game.
 
mattwan said:
Not white-knighting or anything, just saying that this is one thing that it might not be fair to hold against him. The fact that he refuses to acknowledge this, however, is totally fair game.
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You're not white-knighting, you're being thoughtful and considerate, and you definitely have a point. Generally speaking, I don't talk much about someone's looks. It can be cruel and, as you pointed out, unfair. I'd be willing to bet that Sweet has some kind of genetic or health issue that makes him look the way he does. The problem, however, is with his behavior. On this very forum, Jon said the following:

"All I have to do is get back into shape, buy a hairpiece, and see a doctor about my laryngitis, then I could rent an apartment near campus and pass myself off as a University student tomorrow. Women would approach me freely just as they did back then."

Okay, this isn't merely his dysfunctional perceptual capabilities talking, this is Jon being a selfish, myopic pig. "All" he has to do to get "women" to approach him "freely" is disguise himself as an underclassman. This, in it's own insipid way, is manipulative. Because he thinks he's just as attractive as he was nearly twenty years ago, he can activate the Pavlovian effect inside of every twenty-something woman, and just sit back and let the chicks roll in. Apparently, they'd be so overwhelmed by his magnetism, they'd be unable to recognize the fact that he'd be twice their age. Because, you see, women are dumb, naive, and horny.

What's more, he expects a woman to come to his dorm, keep her mouth shut until told otherwise, do whatever he wants, and leave at his command. This is nakedly selfish, and incredibly egotistical.

The thing of it is, Jon doesn't take into consideration the fact that he's wholly unappealing, in both behavior and body. Whatever physical issues he has that make him so ugly, the fact remains that he's lazy, hateful, incompetent, stupid, immature, helpless, lascivious, ignorant, not in control of his life, and, most obvious of all, really quite disturbingly ugly. For him to think that women would throw themselves at him under any circumstance is both baselessly arrogant and delusional.

This balloon of unfounded arrogance is fun to pop. Finally confronting Jon about his "ex", and the idea that chicks would just flock to him once he got back on campus by pointing out just how bug-ugly he is (and was when he was younger) really felt good.
 
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