🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Mostly inane bullshit. Since her adult sons are all worthless, Mama Sweet is hiring people to fix the house. Sweet's excited about it now, because it's something new spicing up his existentially empty daily routine... but I feel confident they'll get scammed, and look forward to the imminent introduction of "Con-tricktor," Belch Dimension's handyman-themed supervillain who rips off little old ladies.

I also love the implication that John would ever actually speak up about the contractors leaving beercans on the lawn. As if, pussyboi!

Really the only thing of note is the troubling, kindergarten-star-studded collage of John's efforts to get Prison Fit...

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Did he paint lines across his abdomen, or does he think crunched flab genuinely constitutes muscle tissue?
 
lindsayfan said:
New journal: http://archive.is/fDPvc
Mostly inane bullshit. Since her adult sons are all worthless, Mama Sweet is hiring people to fix the house. Sweet's excited about it now, because it's something new spicing up his existentially empty daily routine... but I feel confident they'll get scammed, and look forward to the imminent introduction of "Con-tricktor," Belch Dimension's handyman-themed supervillain who rips off little old ladies.

I also love the implication that John would ever actually speak up about the contractors leaving beercans on the lawn. As if, pussyboi!

Really the only thing of note is the troubling, kindergarten-star-studded collage of John's efforts to get Prison Fit...

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Periodic reminder that the sad creepy old man in the picture is ONLY 42!
 
I'm really looking forward to that day when he announces all of this work has been completed, because then I can go on Google and see that it's still the festering shitheap it has been for decades.
 
I don't even know where to begin with that collage. Potato-quality photos sloppily cut out in MS Paint and slapped randomly on top of each other with clip-art stars around a close-up of his ugly mug... good god, it's like a visual aid for crippling mental illness.

I'll bet that maintenance supervisor is going to be thrilled having a wheezy, unkempt manchild bitching at him about beer cans on the lawn, assuming Sweetums actually has the nads to follow through on his threat.
 
His worthless ass can't even be bothered to mow the fucking lawn? What a fucking asshole.
 
Remember when he thought he found a diamond in the back yard? What ever happened with that?
 
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The thread tags are interesting.

Also trying to add to them seems to erase them now.
 
Chan the Wizard said:
The broken piece of glass is probably still in his closet with the rotten cat head.
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Still can't believe he publicly admitted that on DA. It's almost like Sweet goes out of his way to live up to the creeper stereotype. He's a pedophile. He's a known stalker. He's an unkempt ugly mofo. He likes making arts and crafts out of dead animals.

Sometimes I really think Sweet is trolling us.
 
AJMLurker said:
Still can't believe he publicly admitted that on DA. It's almost like Sweet goes out of his way to live up to the creeper stereotype. He's a pedophile. He's a known stalker. He's an unkempt ugly mofo. He likes making arts and crafts out of dead animals.

Sometimes I really think Sweet is trolling us.
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I think the end result is something like trolling, but he's completely sincere.
 
Karl_der_Grosse said:
Remember when he thought he found a diamond in the back yard? What ever happened with that?
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He sold it and used the money to hire a lawyer who then sued to get him back into ASU and he lived sumptuously ever after. :)
 
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AJMLurker said:
Still can't believe he publicly admitted that on DA. It's almost like Sweet goes out of his way to live up to the creeper stereotype. He's a pedophile. He's a known stalker. He's an unkempt ugly mofo. He likes making arts and crafts out of dead animals.

Sometimes I really think Sweet is trolling us.
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I still check in on Sweet from time to time, but I have to prep myself because I’m worried he’ll post another disgusting dead animal photo.
 
I would still love to hear his take on why he hasn't been able to return to ASU after nine months of conservative government. Is it because of that dirty RINO, McCain? Is it because even the Republicans are fighting God-Emperor Trump's plans at times? Truly, this Liberal conspiracy runs deep
 
Chan the Wizard said:
I still check in on Sweet from time to time, but I have to prep myself because I’m worried he’ll post another disgusting dead animal photo.
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That or
champthom said:
I looked at this guy's comic one time and he actually took a picture of one of his bowel movements with an inspirational quote about how you can do anything if you work hard.

I stopped there.
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MarineTrainedTard said:
I would still love to hear his take on why he hasn't been able to return to ASU after nine months of conservative government.
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He wasn’t able to return ASU after close to nine years when W. was President.
 
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MarineTrainedTard said:
I would still love to hear his take on why he hasn't been able to return to ASU after nine months of conservative government. Is it because of that dirty RINO, McCain? Is it because even the Republicans are fighting God-Emperor Trump's plans at times? Truly, this Liberal conspiracy runs deep
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Mommy won't drive him over.
 
trombonista said:
Mommy won't drive him over.
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I actually think this is the reason. He can't drive. He has no money of his own to call a cab or buy a bus ticket. He has no friends. The rest of his family hates him. He has no way to get there and he's too uncreative to come up with a way on his own. Mama Sweet won't drive him, as she is definitely aware that he'd be arrested if he set foot on campus. I know the staff has turned over since his banning, but given how relentless he is, I'm sure the new folks were quickly brought up to speed.
 
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