🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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DrJonesHat said:
I actually think this is the reason. He can't drive. He has no money of his own to call a cab or buy a bus ticket. He has no friends. The rest of his family hates him. He has no way to get there and he's too uncreative to come up with a way on his own. Mama Sweet won't drive him, as she is definitely aware that he'd be arrested if he set foot on campus. I know the staff has turned over since his banning, but given how relentless he is, I'm sure the new folks were quickly brought up to speed.
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This is true. If he could drive he would already have been arrested several times for trespassing I’m sure.
 
Holdek said:
This is true. If he could drive he would already have been arrested several times for trespassing I’m sure.
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If he could drive, he'd actually be dangerous, because he could actually get to his targets. The level of obsession he's got with his imaginary enemies would be a cause for alarm in anyone else, but since Sweet is an avatar of Sloth, he really doesn't bear worrying about. No one's going to listen to a guy who got kicked out school when Windows 95 was state of the art and hasn't done anything but make a nuisance of himself since so his campaigns of defamation are doomed to failure.
 
Exactly-- Sweet's laziness, stupidity and cowardice are all that keep him merely Bad, as distinguished from Evil.

Seeing as the only human beings outside his immediate family to ever show even the remotest romantic or personal interest in him were punished with years- (or decades-)long campaigns of vicious harassment and defamation, it's chilling to think what Sweet might become were he not fatally hamstrung by his own dumb-ness and weakness.
 
lindsayfan said:
Exactly-- Sweet's laziness, stupidity and cowardice are all that keep him merely Bad, as distinguished from Evil.

Seeing as the only human beings outside his immediate family to ever show even the remotest romantic or personal interest in him were punished with years- (or decades-)long campaigns of vicious harassment and defamation, it's chilling to think what Sweet might become were he not fatally hamstrung by his own dumb-ness and weakness.
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I'm glad he doesn't live alone. If he had his own place, and worse, could drive, I have no doubt the police would be executing a search warrant on his basement at some point.
 
DrJonesHat said:
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Sweet probably resents that everything is too far away on foot too, seeing as how he lives in rural-ish Arkansas. Mama Sweet likely has to drive him to the "newsstand" whenever he needs to get batteries for the "Obamacable" remote.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Sweet probably resents that everything is too far away on foot too, seeing as how he lives in rural-ish Arkansas. Mama Sweet likely has to drive him to the "newsstand" whenever he needs to get batteries for the "Obamacable" remote.
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I remember when he thought Obama was blocking shows personally that he didn't want Sweet to see. That's similar to the claim that ASU colluded with NBC to produce a fake skit to discredit him.
 
DrJonesHat said:
I remember when he thought Obama was blocking shows personally that he didn't want Sweet to see.
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Oh yeah I remember that. Sweet probably couldn't grasp that if a digital signal is corrupted or incomplete enough (like way out there in rural Arkansas), it doesn't go through anyway with "snow" like an analog signal does. And if he did, no doubt it'd be another reason why he wishes analog TV would return.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Oh yeah I remember that. Sweet probably couldn't grasp that if a digital signal is corrupted or incomplete enough (like way out there in rural Arkansas), it doesn't go through anyway with "snow" like an analog signal does.
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A roof mounted antenna would probably fix the issue, but no one told him that.
 
DrJonesHat said:
I actually think this is the reason. He can't drive. He has no money of his own to call a cab or buy a bus ticket. He has no friends. The rest of his family hates him. He has no way to get there and he's too uncreative to come up with a way on his own. Mama Sweet won't drive him, as she is definitely aware that he'd be arrested if he set foot on campus. I know the staff has turned over since his banning, but given how relentless he is, I'm sure the new folks were quickly brought up to speed.
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Sweet could hitchhike to ASU. Of course, the only person who would give him a lift would be an utterly desperate serial killer.
 
So a couple of days ago Sweets updated his DA: https://archive.fo/gobqc. The text is about his Mary Sue breaking up with some girl blah blah blah, but I'm wondering if that photo is what I think it is: an shooped childhood photo of Sweet and Ashlay. :\

Also, here's photos of the "diamond" he found in the yard while his mom was making him do those back breaking chores: https://archive.fo/9d18Y.
 
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Good to know he was rockin the tard glasses that far back. And that picture is absolutely shooped. I bet he worked on that for days. Nobody told him how to make photoshop look good.

As an aside: He's really low energy nowadays. I think you guys crushed him. *sigh*
 
Karl_der_Grosse said:
Good to know he was rockin the tard glasses that far back. And that picture is absolutely shooped. I bet he worked on that for days. Nobody told him how to make photoshop look good.

As an aside: He's really low energy nowadays. I think you guys crushed him. *sigh*
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Maybe he's finally run out of steam. Some cows eventually see the irreconcilable differences between their fantasy (returning to ASU and being accepted by kids in their 20's) and reality. Once that little safe area the fantasy resides in is breached they just sort of deflate. It's really kind of sad to think about. Do you think he'll bounce back or is this cow past his prime? It's a sad reality that most cows fade away instead of spectacularly burning out. I feel our boy fading.
 
Ghost_Lord said:
Maybe he's finally run out of steam. Some cows eventually see the irreconcilable differences between their fantasy (returning to ASU and being accepted by kids in their 20's) and reality. Once that little safe area the fantasy resides in is breached they just sort of deflate. It's really kind of sad to think about. Do you think he'll bounce back or is this cow past his prime? It's a sad reality that most cows fade away instead of spectacularly burning out. I feel our boy fading.
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At least it gives him a chance to stop acting like a retard online and maybe even fix some parts of his life.
 
Karl_der_Grosse said:
Good to know he was rockin the tard glasses that far back. And that picture is absolutely shooped. I bet he worked on that for days. Nobody told him how to make photoshop look good.

As an aside: He's really low energy nowadays. I think you guys crushed him. *sigh*
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I doubt it was us. We were one of the few reasons he had to get up in the morning or -- more likely -- in the early to mid-afternoon. It's more likely that Mama Sweet or a state or federal law enforcement agency is behind the recent dearth of homicide threats, racist rants and lunacy-fueled fantasies about returning to the sumptuous buffets of ASU.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
I doubt it was us. We were one of the few reasons he had to get up in the morning or -- more likely -- in the early to mid-afternoon. It's more likely that Mama Sweet or a state or federal law enforcement agency is behind the recent dearth of homicide threats, racist rants and lunacy-fueled fantasies about returning to the sumptuous buffets of ASU.
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I think it was Mama Sweet. She probably finally sat him down and told him directly that she wasn't going to pay for a lawyer, he was never going back, get over it and move on. Now, if she passes before too long (which I hope is not the case), he might entertain notions of renewing his autistic crusade, but I hope her will contains a provision that any money left to him is put in trust with a trustee.
 
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