🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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It's sort of surreal to see someone legitimately try and gloat with, "fuck you! Sometime between today and fifteen years from now, I'll have gotten off my ass and did something!"
 
John Titor said:
Anybody know if someone in his position can still go into journalism? Plagiarism is a serious charge so I'm curious if he's screwed or he could have saved himself time and hardship by studying elsewhere.
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Yeah, plagiarism is something that even professional journalists can rebound from, especially because a lot of plagiarism is unintentional. It would be even more likely to be overlooked if the accusation was from work on a single column in a student paper 17 years ago.

CätPärty said:
To be fair, you began the antagonism.

You were forgotten. We didn't care about you. Why on earth would you necro an old thread about you, a lolcow and not expect ugly and antagnostic comments? You seem somewhat smart enough to know now you have to deal with it.
Or
You could have come in to the community, not used your lolcow handle and lived under the radar and maybe had some fun and made a couple friends.
But
Nooooooooo. This is where we are now. So please answer my questions so you may move on.
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That comment is all the more hilarious with your new avatar. :3
 
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The_Iconoclast said:
...Last night I dashed off an e-mail to the University president, presenting the new evidence and requested he reopen my case. So I'll see you in fifteen years when my life is finally rebuilt and I'm a success....
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You know the definition of insanity? Doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result? Have you been following Chris' recent eBay adventures? Very similar, only compressed in time frame.

Even if the plagiarism charge gets removed from your record (assuming it's even on there), so what? You won't be allowed back on campus because you graduated 17 years ago and the police have orders to arrest you on sight due to you harassing staff, girls, and even your former mentor. It'll be a nice moral victory, but it won't put your life in order. You are neurotic: you focus on shit of comparatively minor importance to the exclusion of the big picture. You miss the forest for the trees.

The_Iconoclast said:
...and you're still hanging around here picking on poor dumb forty-somethingChris, or whatever new lolcow succeeds him, because deep down inside you're not really happy. Like most people who spend their lives screaming "Geddah jurb" at everyone who doesn't do nine-to-five, I wager you're hating yours, suffering through your cold grey life and dead-end job where the boss barely knows you are alive and you could be fired or see your benefits slashed at any minute due to ObamaCare, and you have a need to feel big about yourself.
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Don't confuse us with ED. It's for your benefit. We're a pretty nice group of people, overall, and it's why we like to talk about everyday stuff in the Off-Topic Subforum and Chat. Members rarely talk about Chris in chat. Some of our members have met up for drinks and good times in person. The reason this is even possible is because we aren't sociopathic trollshielders. Those that are eventually get banned.

It does test our patience when you reply like an asshole, though.
 
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24isthehighestnumber said:
It's sort of surreal to see someone legitimately try and gloat with, "fuck you! Sometime between today and fifteen years from now, I'll have gotten off my ass and did something!"
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To be fair, that's the amount of time he's been simmering about the issue so far, and I've told him 15 years from now he'll still be in the same spot if he doesn't change. So that's probably what he is referring to.
 
The_Iconoclast said:
I have a strategy for debating: wear down my opponent with every conceivable counter-argument so they tire and lose focus, get them screaming and red-faced, and then record their angry responses for use later.
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Translation
Pikonic said:
In case y'all missed it.
I have a strategy for debating: act like a child and say random, pointless crap in hopes that the other persons will get tired of me and they stop before they make me ragequit
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DrChristianTroy said:
So it comes down to whether I can win and make him ragequit. Challenge accepted.
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Now I'd like to claim the runofft but really, it was a group effort. Thanks everybody for making this a success and giving the Mrs. a major laugh at his picture.

 
We did it, we won!
I got the booze, Holdek's got the bitches, DrChristianTroy just ordered pizza and wings.
PARTY!!!!
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I was kind of hoping he'd pull a Moleman9000 on us and continue to come back here screaming hilariously demented shit over and over gain until it gets to the point that he gets his own "Belch Dimension" subforum. :lol: Either way, mission fucking accomplished! :cool: This is how the CWCki does it!
 
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atomik fyre said:
Wait... We won? Fo' rilz?
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I have a strategy for debating: act like a child and say random, pointless crap in hopes that the other persons will get tired of me and they stop before they make me ragequit

So I'll see you in fifteen years when my life is finally rebuilt and I'm a success, and you're still hanging around here picking on poor dumb forty-somethingChris, or whatever new lolcow succeeds him, because deep down inside you're not really happy.

He rage quit, by his definition we won!
 
I'll be honest, I'm going to miss seeing @The_Iconoclast stop by here, trying to defend himself. I sometimes wish he was better at responding to things said to him, but he was basically just reactionary and was trying to avoid some statments in order to "win." Icono, more than any other LOLCow interested me. Maybe it was because he was constantly posting things on here that could immediately be called out as lies by referring to things he wrote in his own blog. Or maybe I could relate a bit to him, being of similar age and from the same region. Ultimately, I'm not sure. There's plenty of info on him out there for us to dissect and discus forever, if we so choose, but not having him stop by here is a loss. Glad we won by his rules, but it doesn't seem like a win. He more rage quit over the furry/brony accusations than over any of the real things we'd brought up for him to defend over the first 20 or so pages.

I'd still like to try and read all his comics. I'm sure they'd be the same window into madness that Sonichu was.

Also, I'd like to know what the response, if he got one, from the university president was.
 
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I'm just disappointed he never answered Catparty's questions.
 
atomik fyre said:
I'll be honest, I'm going to miss seeing @The_Iconoclast stop by here, trying to defend himself. I sometimes wish he was better at responding to things said to him, but he was basically just reactionary and was trying to avoid some statments in order to "win." Icono, more than any other LOLCow interested me. Maybe it was because he was constantly posting things on here that could immediately be called out as lies by referring to things he wrote in his own blog. Or maybe I could relate a bit to him, being of similar age and from the same region. Ultimately, I'm not sure. There's plenty of info on him out there for us to dissect and discus forever, if we so choose, but not having him stop by here is a loss....
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Don't worry, just come back in 15 years when his "life is rebuilt" (notice how he uses the passive voice) and he returns to gloat about how much of a success he is, living in a college dorm and having sex with the random coeds who call him up every night, while the former staff of his student paper have all been fired from their subsequent jobs.
 
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