🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

[Pikonic]

Why won't you answer my questions?

To be fair, you began the antagonism.

You were forgotten. We didn't care about you. Why on earth would you necro an old thread about you, a lolcow and not expect ugly and antagnostic comments? You seem somewhat smart enough to know now you have to deal with it.
Or
You could have come in to the community, not used your lolcow handle and lived under the radar and maybe had some fun and made a couple friends.
But
Nooooooooo. This is where we are now. So please answer my questions so you may move on.

 

[Hyperion]

I wrote a song for you Johnathon

Sittin' on the welfare
Sittin' on the welfare
Collectin' cause mommy don't care
Sittin' on the welfare

Taken' all them food stamps
Gettin' real fat
Wishin' for college tramps
But I ain't all that
Anymoooore

Typical Tea Party
Unemployed with no cares
Work is for liberals
I'll get the dole for my shares

Stupid and ugly
With a beard so motley
Lookin' so bummy
Liberals made me this way
So you can't blame me
Anymooooore

Personal responsibility
But I want to place blame
Progressives don't get me
But I get no pussy

And ladies and gentleman, no respect either


Thank you CWCki Forums! Have a good night!

Oh yeah Iconoclast has me on ignore so please quote this post so he can see it.

 

[NIA-DOA 2.0]

The thing is, I don't mind staying here and helping my mom out with the cooking and chores. I just don't like dealing with my idiot brother's crazy antics. I'm trying to persuade her to disown him. She has suggested getting me an apartment in town, but I told her if it's not near ASU, I'm not interested.

Wait a minute, your mother is offering to help you get an apartment, but your too spoiled to accept it because it is not near your old college?!

 

[The_Iconoclast]

I've heard of services like Carbonite.com and GoToMyPC.com , but was always put off by the monthly fees. Also, they say the files are secure in the "cloud", but who knows...? You think a back door will be open forever, but they close without warning. I'll just have to find another.

Thank you, Dynastia. I'm considering shaving my beard just because it's getting too hot out to keep it. I'll retain my mustache, though. I trim and comb it weekly to keep it nice and full, and can always get a comb-in dye for the grey.

Or you could have come in to the community, not used your lolcow handle and lived under the radar and maybe had some fun and made a couple friends.

Until I posted a link or two to my comics, and someone realized I was The Iconoclast and started in on me. I'm glad I found my name here first and made a preemptive strike, even if it didn't go as well as I planned. I've at least gotten a little insight as to the nature of the enemy, found a link to the now not-so-Magic Phantom Sketch. Okay, you want an answer? I am not a pedophile; the girl told me was 18, and I, perhaps foolishly, believed her. I am not a brony; a lady friend recommended the show to me, and after much reluctance (I'm more of a He-Man and superheroes fan) I watched some episodes, and I found it passsable. It's a fun, inoffensive show, and it's got a pretty good fanbase. Sure, some of them are a little strange, but fairly harmless. You don't hear about bronies gunning down kids in schools--that's reserved for anarchists and the real hard-core leftie lunatics. I don't have a fart fetish; Seth MacFarlane does fart jokes all the time, and his fans lap it up; I figured if that's what they want, fine--I'll do just that. Fart joke, buzzword, buzzword, Kardashian reference a no sequitur cutaway sequence to patch the weak act transition, everyone laughs, cut to black and call it a day. Are you happy now?

By the way, here's a real cat party for you.

See, this is how much in denial of reality you are: you are more willing to believe hearsay from a fringe website than to believe in the existence of an SNL sketch that has been made available for you to watch firsthand.

After over 15 years. And not even by the people who levied the charge, by some anonymous poster on a message board. Why? I don't think Scooter's own co-workers even believed him, hence they refused to question him and practically did logistic aerobics to skirt basic Sixth Amendment rights, for whatever sick reasons they had. So the main wasn't a liar--just stupid. Last night I dashed off an e-mail to the University president, presenting the new evidence and requested he reopen my case. So I'll see you in fifteen years when my life is finally rebuilt and I'm a success, and you're still hanging around here picking on poor dumb forty-somethingChris, or whatever new lolcow succeeds him, because deep down inside you're not really happy. Like most people who spend their lives screaming "Geddah jurb" at everyone who doesn't do nine-to-five, I wager you're hating yours, suffering through your cold grey life and dead-end job where the boss barely knows you are alive and you could be fired or see your benefits slashed at any minute due to ObamaCare, and you have a need to feel big about yourself.

...[H]e won't answer your question because he's too busy trying to find out how much it's going to cost to get cum off a fur suit.

If I ever need to, Foggy, I'll just ask your dry-cleaner what he charges you, and then find one that can undercut his price.

 

[Pine Tar]

Forget about your old college. Just go to Sikeston or Cape Girardeau. Meet people, do things, enjoy yourself.

 

[Hyperion]

I've heard of services like Carbonite.com and GoToMyPC.com , but was always put off by the monthly fees. Also, they say the files are secure in the "cloud", but who knows...? You think a back door will be open forever, but they close without warning. I'll just have to find another.

Thank you, Dynastia. I'm considering shaving my beard just because it's getting too hot out to keep it. I'll retain my mustache, though. I trim and comb it weekly to keep it nice and full, and can always get a comb-in dye for the grey.


Until I posted a link or two to my comics, and someone realized I was The Iconoclast and started in on me. I'm glad I found my name here first and made a preemptive strike, even if it didn't go as well as I planned. I've at least gotten a little insight as to the nature of the enemy, found a link to the now not-so-Magic Phantom Sketch. Okay, you want an answer? I am not a pedophile; the girl told me was 18, and I, perhaps foolishly, believed her. I am not a brony; a lady friend recommended the show to me, and after much reluctance (I'm more of a He-Man and superheroes fan) I watched some episodes, and I found it passsable. It's a fun, inoffensive show, and it's got a pretty good fanbase. Sure, some of them are a little strange, but fairly harmless. You don't hear about bronies gunning down kids in schools--that's reserved for anarchists and the real hard-core leftie lunatics. I don't have a fart fetish; Seth MacFarlane does fart jokes all the time, and his fans lap it up; I figured if that's what they want, fine--I'll do just that. Fart joke, buzzword, buzzword, Kardashian reference a no sequitur cutaway sequence to patch the weak act transition, everyone laughs, cut to black and call it a day. Are you happy now?

By the way, here's a real cat party for you.


After over 15 years. And not even by the people who levied the charge, by some anonymous poster on a message board. Why? I don't think Scooter's own co-workers even believed him, hence they refused to question him and practically did logistic aerobics to skirt basic Sixth Amendment rights, for whatever sick reasons they had. So the main wasn't a liar--just stupid. Last night I dashed off an e-mail to the University president, presenting the new evidence and requested he reopen my case. So I'll see you in fifteen years when my life is finally rebuilt and I'm a success, and you're still hanging around here picking on poor dumb forty-somethingChris, or whatever new lolcow succeeds him, because deep down inside you're not really happy. Like most people who spend their lives screaming "Geddah jurb" at everyone who doesn't do nine-to-five, I wager you're hating yours, suffering through your cold grey life and dead-end job where the boss barely knows you are alive and you could be fired or see your benefits slashed at any minute due to ObamaCare, and you have a need to feel big about yourself.


If I ever need to, Foggy, I'll just ask your dry-cleaner what he charges you, and then find one that can undercut his price.

tl;dr

Brevity is the soul of wit and you have neither. I'd fart on your dinner but I'm afraid you would become aroused and try to rape someone.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Talking about this goof last night with the Mrs. and his odd use of the term dingus. That's when it hit us. Dude looks and acts like a character from Check It Out with Steve Brule. Everything became a bit clearer with this revelation

 

[Pikonic]

I wrote a song for you Johnathon

Sittin' on the welfare
Sittin' on the welfare
Collectin' cause mommy don't care
Sittin' on the welfare

Taken' all them food stamps
Gettin' real fat
Wishin' for college tramps
But I ain't all that
Anymoooore

Typical Tea Party
Unemployed with no cares
Work is for liberals
I'll get the dole for my shares

Stupid and ugly
With a beard so motley
Lookin' so bummy
Liberals made me this way
So you can't blame me
Anymooooore

Personal responsibility
But I want to place blame
Progressives don't get me
But I get no pussy

And ladies and gentleman, no respect either


Thank you CWCki Forums! Have a good night!

Oh yeah Iconoclast has me on ignore so please quote this post so he can see it.

 

[teheviltwin]

After over 15 years. And not even by the people who levied the charge, by some anonymous poster on a message board. Why? I don't think Scooter's own co-workers even believed him, hence they refused to question him and practically did logistic aerobics to skirt basic Sixth Amendment rights, for whatever sick reasons they had. So the main wasn't a liar--just stupid. Last night I dashed off an e-mail to the University president, presenting the new evidence and requested he reopen my case. So I'll see you in fifteen years when my life is finally rebuilt and I'm a success, and you're still hanging around here picking on poor dumb forty-somethingChris, or whatever new lolcow succeeds him, because deep down inside you're not really happy. Like most people who spend their lives screaming "Geddah jurb" at everyone who doesn't do nine-to-five, I wager you're hating yours, suffering through your cold grey life and dead-end job where the boss barely knows you are alive and you could be fired or see your benefits slashed at any minute due to ObamaCare, and you have a need to feel big about yourself.

I don't even know why you would bother with this stuff. Do you sincerely believe this? The vast majority of people on this forum are open to criticism and learn from their mistakes. Do you really think that your super pro-active method of doing absolutely nothing to help yourself, blaming anything and everything for your own failures and daydreaming about one day being important is going to get you somewhere?

I use this forum but I also practice my illustration, work out, dance etc. every day. I'm sure that in 15 years I'll still have a passing interest in the fate of OPL but hard work and dedication will have vastly changed my living circumstances (not that they aren't pretty cool atm).

“If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

 

[RetardBus]

In fifteen years you'll probably just be some crazy old hermit in the middle of East Bumblefuck who's still fighting an imaginary war against LIBERAL SCUM, your ex who wasn't even your girlfriend to begin with, people from college who pissed you off who you haven't seen or heard from since the 90's, Obama, digital TV, television ratings, the government, the Illuminati, Al-Qaeda, the bloods and the crips, the Mafia, aliens, lizard people, the moon, Martians, John Madden, or whatever evil force you decide is responsible for ruining your life now while still making shitty propaganda comics nobody likes, centered around yourself as a retarded teenage super hero whining about crazy political bullshit.

That is, unless you decide to embrace the one thing you abhor more than anything: Change.

You're a real winner Johnny boy.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

But that would require him taking the blame for something. Instead he'd rather deny the truth like the creepy pedo he is.

Edit- This was a reply to teheviltwin. Should have used quote. My bad.

 

[CatParty]

I've heard of services like Carbonite.com and GoToMyPC.com , but was always put off by the monthly fees. Also, they say the files are secure in the "cloud", but who knows...? You think a back door will be open forever, but they close without warning. I'll just have to find another.

Thank you, Dynastia. I'm considering shaving my beard just because it's getting too hot out to keep it. I'll retain my mustache, though. I trim and comb it weekly to keep it nice and full, and can always get a comb-in dye for the grey.


Until I posted a link or two to my comics, and someone realized I was The Iconoclast and started in on me. I'm glad I found my name here first and made a preemptive strike, even if it didn't go as well as I planned. I've at least gotten a little insight as to the nature of the enemy, found a link to the now not-so-Magic Phantom Sketch. Okay, you want an answer? I am not a pedophile; the girl told me was 18, and I, perhaps foolishly, believed her. I am not a brony; a lady friend recommended the show to me, and after much reluctance (I'm more of a He-Man and superheroes fan) I watched some episodes, and I found it passsable. It's a fun, inoffensive show, and it's got a pretty good fanbase. Sure, some of them are a little strange, but fairly harmless. You don't hear about bronies gunning down kids in schools--that's reserved for anarchists and the real hard-core leftie lunatics. I don't have a fart fetish; Seth MacFarlane does fart jokes all the time, and his fans lap it up; I figured if that's what they want, fine--I'll do just that. Fart joke, buzzword, buzzword, Kardashian reference a no sequitur cutaway sequence to patch the weak act transition, everyone laughs, cut to black and call it a day. Are you happy now?

By the way, here's a real cat party for you.


After over 15 years. And not even by the people who levied the charge, by some anonymous poster on a message board. Why? I don't think Scooter's own co-workers even believed him, hence they refused to question him and practically did logistic aerobics to skirt basic Sixth Amendment rights, for whatever sick reasons they had. So the main wasn't a liar--just stupid. Last night I dashed off an e-mail to the University president, presenting the new evidence and requested he reopen my case. So I'll see you in fifteen years when my life is finally rebuilt and I'm a success, and you're still hanging around here picking on poor dumb forty-somethingChris, or whatever new lolcow succeeds him, because deep down inside you're not really happy. Like most people who spend their lives screaming "Geddah jurb" at everyone who doesn't do nine-to-five, I wager you're hating yours, suffering through your cold grey life and dead-end job where the boss barely knows you are alive and you could be fired or see your benefits slashed at any minute due to ObamaCare, and you have a need to feel big about yourself.


If I ever need to, Foggy, I'll just ask your dry-cleaner what he charges you, and then find one that can undercut his price.

You. Were. A. Dead. Issue.
What "preemptive strike"? Those posts were from a year ago. Nobody cared about you. I mean sometimes I confuse the years, but that's maybe a day or two in January. Not five months into the year.

 

[José Mourinho]

 

[Lil]

Last night I dashed off an e-mail to the University president, presenting the new evidence and requested he reopen my case. So I'll see you in fifteen years when my life is finally rebuilt and I'm a success, and you're still hanging around here picking on poor dumb forty-somethingChris, or whatever new lolcow succeeds him, because deep down inside you're not really happy.

What is it with Lolcows and setting definite amounts of time to how long they have to change and succeed in life? I've seen wash-outs with less stuff going for them manage to turn their life around on a dime and realize drastic improvements in a single year. And I always notice how they really try to get the point across that they're going to be happier than anyone who was making fun of them before. Life doesn't work like that. If you're going to be constantly comparing the state of your happiness to the state of other people's happiness (people that you hate, no less,) then you're screwing yourself over in the end.

Also just because you send an e-mail, doesn't mean it's going to do anything. You'll be really lucky if it does. Try setting up a meeting in person, gives them a better impression when you're face-to-face.

 

[NIA-DOA 2.0]

In fifteen years you'll probably just be some crazy old hermit in the middle of the East Bumblefuck who's still fighting an imaginary war against LIBERAL SCUM, your ex who wasn't even your girlfriend to begin with, people from college who pissed you off you haven't seen or heard from since the 90's, Obama, digital TV, television ratings, the government, the Illuminati, Al-Qaeda, the bloods and the crips, the Mafia, aliens, the moon, Martians, John Madden, or whatever evil force you decide is responsible for ruining your life now while still making shitty political propaganda comics nobody likes, centered around yourself as a retarded teenage super hero whining about liberals, unless you embrace the one thing you hate more than anything: Change.

You're a real winner Johnny boy.

Don't forget the lizard people. Hardcore right-wingers hate them lizard people.

 

[John Titor]

So I'll see you in fifteen years when my life is finally rebuilt and I'm a success, and you're still hanging around here picking on poor dumb forty-somethingChris, or whatever new lolcow succeeds him, because deep down inside you're not really happy. Like most people who spend their lives screaming "Geddah jurb" at everyone who doesn't do nine-to-five, I wager you're hating yours, suffering through your cold grey life and dead-end job where the boss barely knows you are alive and you could be fired or see your benefits slashed at any minute due to ObamaCare, and you have a need to feel big about yourself.


If I ever need to, Foggy, I'll just ask your dry-cleaner what he charges you, and then find one that can undercut his price.

I don't want to hear that from someone who's most likely on welfare. That's right, welfare. You can lie to us and say you're too good and conservative for it but you definitely would want to take advantage of The System (TM) you despise so much because frankly nobody believes you're getting royalties from your books.

 

[Golly]

I've heard of services like Carbonite.com and GoToMyPC.com , but was always put off by the monthly fees. Also, they say the files are secure in the "cloud", but who knows...? You think a back door will be open forever, but they close without warning. I'll just have to find another.

You don't even need a back door anymore if you just want to send files to yourself, though. Regarding the possibility of losing your files to the "cloud", it's highly unlikely. Google is incredibly reputable when it comes to that kind of thing, and if push comes to shove, is likely to send you advanced notice. In any case, what would it matter if your files are lost to the cloud after awhile if you intend to download them to your computer anyway?
Plus, any competent PC user would keep a hard back-up of their files on DVD-ROMs or an external hard drive.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

So was that his farewell? If so p. Weaksauce. Golden Knight did better.

 

[24isthehighestnumber]

So I'll see you in fifteen years when my life is finally rebuilt and I'm a success, and you're still hanging around here picking on poor dumb forty-somethingChris, or whatever new lolcow succeeds him, because deep down inside you're not really happy. Like most people who spend their lives screaming "Geddah jurb" at everyone who doesn't do nine-to-five, I wager you're hating yours, suffering through your cold grey life and dead-end job where the boss barely knows you are alive and you could be fired or see your benefits slashed at any minute due to ObamaCare, and you have a need to feel big about yourself.

I get paid to draw. Everyday. As in, it's my job. I'm stoked. But I also peek in at weirdos on the internet because it's funny.
Also, quit spouting phony right wing cliches about the ACA. Making shit up is no way to argue, neither is shoehorning your seething hatred for the black president into every point you make.

 

[BT 075]

So was that his farewell? If so p. Weaksauce. Golden Knight did better.

Golden Knight actually has a girlfriend.

Chris has Sonichu and fans all around the world and simply got tired having to please MILLIONS.

Iconoclast just has autism and a shitty attitude.