🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Rin said:
[making comics or writing is easier than animation or live action]
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CWC even said he wanted Sonichu to be a TV show(IIRC), but since a TV show is beyond his capabilities, he settled for comics instead. I have more or less no doubt that Sweet wanted Belch Dimension to be a TV show as well, but since he didn't have the means to make it, he settled for comics post-processed in MS Paint (which works "juuuuuust fine").

I wonder what Belch Dimension would've been like as a TV show?

Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
racist cartoons from the 1930s and '40s
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Reminder that Sweet calls the apparent racism in them "vintage cartoon humor" that "kids today just don't get."
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Reminder that Sweet calls the racism in them "vintage cartoon humor" that "kids today just don't get."
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As one of his characters, using flawlessly idiomatic black English, would say, "Dat sho nuff da truff."

Only Sweet -- and his Klan buddies -- would regard portraying blacks as shiftless, immoral, criminal, lecherous, stumble-tongued, subhuman buffoons as "humor" of any kind.

He has also stated that he draws blacks the way he does because "that's how they look." He further maintains that if his comics were drawn by a liberal, then no one would object. He is hopelessly divorced from reality.
 
Sweet trying to be relevant never fails to amuse me.

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Facebook? Fruit Ninja? Lady Gaga? Cutting-edge cultural references, Sweet Bro, if it were half-past 2010.
 
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Sweet thought that progressives like stuff like Toyota Prius and Miley Cyrus or something, while he made sure to note he still likes VHS and his copy of Windows 98.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Reminder that Sweet calls the apparent racism in them "vintage cartoon humor" that "kids today just don't get."
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Oh god I totally forgot about that. He just couldn't grasp that standards of what is acceptable changes. Because Blackface is something worth defending or some nonsense.

Le Bateleur said:
Sweet trying to be relevant never fails to amuse me.

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Facebook? Fruit Ninja? Lady Gaga? Reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaal cutting-edge cultural references, Sweet Bro. For half-past 2010.

Try SnapChat, Crossy Road, and Taylor Swift. I look forward to your riffs on them, some time in 2020.
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In the year 2020...
"They are going to appeal to the youth with the Gangam Style and Yung Joc."

Of course this implies he pays attention to non-white stuff.

ToroidalBoat said:
Sweet thought that progressives like stuff like Toyota Prius and Miley Cyrus or something, while he made sure to note he still likes VHS and his copy of Windows 98.
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So progressives= people not old as fuck in general?
 
Sanae Kochiya said:
the whole gay marriage issue ten years from now
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Like I think I said before, time seems to flow differently to Sweet in his "arrested development" of an uneventful life. If true, what seems late or delayed to us seems timely to Sweet, so when Sweet replies over a week later to a post here, it must be like an instant reply to him.
 
Sweets is only isolated due to his shit decision to not keep even remotely up to date with his tech (ancient OS systems that can be eaten by viruses easily don't work just fine) and a criminal amount of laziness to even bother to google shit for a minute or two.
 
Adamska said:
Sweets is only isolated due to his shit decision to not keep even remotely up to date with his tech (ancient OS systems that can be eaten by viruses easily don't work just fine) and a criminal amount of laziness to even bother to google shit for a minute or two.
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That is why I'm ambivalent towards him. Yes, he brought all his problems on himself, but his untreated mental conditions played a large part in his behavior, but he won't even try to fix them, so whatever sympathy I have towards him is somewhat mitigated by my contempt for his laziness.
 
Adamska said:
Sweets is only isolated due to his shit decision to not keep even remotely up to date[...]
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Sweet obviously has a difficulty with learning* combined with legendary pee-in-a-jar levels of laziness, hence why it takes him so long to reply to posts or keep up with the latest trends. Being unable to use new tech alone doesn't mean a difficulty with learning or lazy though. Otherwise we'd have to classify all of the Amish as being lazy and having a difficulty with learning.

Also, I think that when every day of your life is like every other day, they can blur together.

*If Sweet does indeed have a difficulty with learning resulting from a mental disability, I don't show contempt for him just because of that.
 
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Here's something fun while we wait to see if Sweet will blog this week.

One of the dA artists who provides a lot of Sweet Bro's favourite artwork is a man named David C Matthews, who looks to be about 60 and draws fetish art featuring women with bodybuilder physiques and oversized breasts.

Here's a journal from Mr Matthews, in which this middle-aged or elderly man laments his inability to buy chicken tendies for breakfast. Sweet Bro pops up in the comments with some handy tips on where to buy GOOD FOOD...
 
Also, Zaxby's has that cool soda fountain where you can mix all sorts of crazy drink combos. Lime Coca-Cola? What mad world is this I have stumbled into?!
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Wait till Sweets sees those Coca Cola Freestyles. He's lose his god damn mind.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
Wait till Sweets sees those Coca Cola Freestyles. He's lose his god damn mind.
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He'd stand there for hours because he doesn't know how to work the device. Then he'd bitch about it on DA and how people should've told him how it works. Then try and backtrack and say he couldn't because the black people working there were giving him the stinkeye or some other awful excuse.
 
Adamska said:
No joke.
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I remember Sweet unironically thinking a 'shop of him with hair posted here made himself look youger. Sweet may suffer from an impairment in facial recognition that CWC also suffers from.

DrChristianTroy said:
Cola Freestyles
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I think Sweet was referring to them. Like Adamska speculated, he probably had to have a restaurant employee hold his hand through the entire process when he first used it. No doubt Sweet wanted the older more limited soda fountains from half-past 1997 to return at first.
 
Le Bateleur said:
Here's something fun while we wait to see if Sweet will blog this week.

One of the dA artists who provides a lot of Sweet Bro's favourite artwork is a man named David C Matthews, who looks to be about 60 and draws fetish art featuring women with bodybuilder physiques and oversized breasts.

Here's a journal from Mr Matthews, in which this middle-aged or elderly man laments his inability to buy chicken tendies for breakfast. Sweet Bro pops up in the comments with some handy tips on where to buy GOOD FOOD...
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Well now, this is fascinating. Not only does Sweet miss the guy's point (it was about mealtime service practices, not where to eat), but he prompts a question:

Does he not get out much, or is he not let out much?
 
I still can't get over how old he looks when he just turned 40. My next door neighbor is 63 and worked his whole life outdoors as a fisherman and he looks younger than sweet bro.
 
sikotik said:
I still can't get over how old he looks when he just turned 40. My next door neighbor is 63 and worked his whole life outdoors as a fisherman and he looks younger than sweet bro.
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That's probably why he looks younger.
 
DrJonesHat said:
his untreated mental conditions played a large part in his behavior
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And that's the tragic thing about Sweet Bro. He's a prisoner of his own broken mind and doesn't even realize it. Worse, he's convinced that he has the ideal mind. Too bad his shitty personality kills off any chance of feeling sympathy for him.

Sweet's brain must work overtime to keep him from catching on to reality. Makes you wonder how he would react after smoking some pot.
 
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