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Yeah he really has a hyperinflated opinion of his personal worth, in a very Chris-like fashion.
🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas
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The world will never know of the true extent of Johnathan Sweet's genius... maybe they will post-mortem, when they find him asphyxiated with a gasmask and a tube coming out of his butt, in a pile of cartoon pornography and insane ramblings about Ashleigh and the liberal conspiracy to keep him down..
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The thing is, his genius, if you can call it that, is really as a performance artist. In that respect he's similar to Chris, in a "how does this person even function" sort of sense, but just like Chris it would be difficult to monetize because it all falls apart upon close inspection. Basically there's a sweet spot between "too obscure you've probably never heard of him" and "oh wow he's actually a giant asshole who is completely reprehensible". I'm not even sure what you'd call that area of observation, honestly...most celebrities exist inside of it, it seems, because if you delve too deeply into anyone's life you probably will find something you dislike about that person.
I'm certain someone with more data than us could make some kind of Lolcow Venn diagram to detail exactly where the overlap occurs, because lots of celebrities have fans that love them enough to overlook their flaws (true Beliebers and the like, right?).
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Most of you are probably too young to remember G. G. Allin. It is possible to sustain celebrity by just being a really, really terrible person.
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Lol I'm familiar with him, the thing with G.G. Allin is that he actually had talent to back up his unbelievableness. Sweetness really doesn't have any, but even if he didn't you can fake talent with hard work and being prolific, which he doesn't really have either.
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I know of GG. I'm not that much of a babby.
He started out as a competent punk musician and degenerated into a disgusting horrible freak man. He was a sideshow oddity.
Also the guy managed to befriend John Wayne Gacy and was on Jerry Springer, which is more exposure than Sweets will ever get.
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A wordfilter trolls Sweet Bro:
The Bronies for Murica forum seem to wordfilter "ass" to "massive badonka donk". Either AJM (their forum owner, and the All-Amazing One, according to his custom title) has made their wordfilter super sensitive in response to a mass invasion of two anons, or Sweet Bro has hilariously chosen to hyphenate every occurrence of "ass" in his post: "ass-ume", "cl-ass" etc.
The end result is that his BLANGRY misogyny becomes slightly more palatable, thanks to being dipped in a light coat of random access humour - like if a copy of Mein Kampf were printed in comic sans.
Also, he totally didn't really mean he was coming for us with a tazer and an unmarked van:
He was just warning us, not threatening! Just don't leave the van running, Sweet Bro - or pay those two accomplices by the hour. No-one's coming to get you.
The Bronies for Murica forum seem to wordfilter "ass" to "massive badonka donk". Either AJM (their forum owner, and the All-Amazing One, according to his custom title) has made their wordfilter super sensitive in response to a mass invasion of two anons, or Sweet Bro has hilariously chosen to hyphenate every occurrence of "ass" in his post: "ass-ume", "cl-ass" etc.
The end result is that his BLANGRY misogyny becomes slightly more palatable, thanks to being dipped in a light coat of random access humour - like if a copy of Mein Kampf were printed in comic sans.
Also, he totally didn't really mean he was coming for us with a tazer and an unmarked van:
He was just warning us, not threatening! Just don't leave the van running, Sweet Bro - or pay those two accomplices by the hour. No-one's coming to get you.
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Is he equating being raped with "being easy"? What a douche.
Also ~bullying and mental torture~, lol. Again, no one's forcing him to obsess over us and keep stalking the forums. I can only assume that he enjoys being "tortured" by us, like some kind of closeted sadomasochist. Kneel for Mistress, boy! /whipcrack
Also ~bullying and mental torture~, lol. Again, no one's forcing him to obsess over us and keep stalking the forums. I can only assume that he enjoys being "tortured" by us, like some kind of closeted sadomasochist. Kneel for Mistress, boy! /whipcrack
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"intruders on my property"
You mean your mother's property? The property she, at age 66, works to maintain, along with supporting your massive badonkadonk?
You mean your mother's property? The property she, at age 66, works to maintain, along with supporting your massive badonkadonk?
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He might have frozen up, though. Sometimes that happens to people.
The Iconoclast said:
This is his major malfunction, distilled by a single utterance of his.
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That was brought up, but a major issue is how he doesn't seem to feel regret or shame over it. He usually only brings this event up when trying to justify his racism or to score pity points for himself.
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Hi
@Treenbeen ,
and welcome to our humble abode.
I'm curious about from whence you came. What are the USA Patriot Boards? What is the common interest there? And how has Dr. Belch generally been received there over the past eight years?
@Treenbeen ,
and welcome to our humble abode.
I'm curious about from whence you came. What are the USA Patriot Boards? What is the common interest there? And how has Dr. Belch generally been received there over the past eight years?
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I could give him the benefit of the doubt if it was a random stranger but I can't when it's his own mother, I just can't.
Edit: what @Scribbler said, also...his self-centered worldview makes his inaction all the more reprehensible.
Yeah willful ignorance is a bitch isn't it.
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Hi there, thanks for the welcome.
The USA Patriot boards were originally started by someone I know in person, and were, I believe, meant to be called AJM Studios, but there was an error somewhere along the way.
Originally, it was just for people that we knew to communicate online, etc etc and meet new people to discuss various things, which were eventually divided into sub-catergories.
As people picked their screennames, etc. it was discovered that Kim Possible was a common interest, and from there, whenever things came up, they were discussed: politics, MLP:FiM, etc.
It's a mix-match of randomness, really.
Dr. Belch is received well by most, though he has received several warnings over the years about inappropriate comments (mostly towards the ladies), etc. Overall, nothing too dramatic until I started posting about Ferguson... then racist comments and various stories came out, and he started linking here to you guys, and the rest is history.
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Yeah from all my observations you guys don't really seem to be much different from us (we have threads about all of the things you've mentioned, including Sweetie!
) ... I know I've mentioned this previously, but any anons or anything like that aren't supposed to be from us, and we do our level best to maintain a strict non-interference policy. I personally don't like Sweetness for stuff I've previously outlined, like the racism which really gets to me because of how mean-spirited and vitriolic it is, but I know the rest of y'all aren't so bad and to you I'm sure we appear to be the bad guys.On behalf of the Kiwi Farms I'd just like to make sure that anyone reading this thread or this board knows that we take our objectivity pretty seriously.
We're all about "just the facts, ma'am" around here.
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Mixed Sweets time...
Date unknown but presumably later than 2002. Possibly the most recent picture of Sweet?
Source: https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/240x240q90/c/10/avatarwrv.jpg
Source: https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/240x240q90/c/10/avatarwrv.jpg
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In an age of throw-away flash drives, cheap external HDs and cloud computing, what kind of person can still have trouble with personal file storage and management?
Ah, that kind.
Ah, that kind.
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Lol I can totally see why he's so attached to cartoons, it's because he's actually Dick Dastardly.