🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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He's wrong, actually. After several women students dropped the creative-writing class Cho was in because he kept doing creepy shit like getting under the tables to look up their skirts, the instructor, the poet Nikki Giovanni, actually did something really gutsy: she told the administration to drop Cho from her class, or she would quit. In poetry circles, "fame" is highly relative, but Giovanni is famous as poets go. Scoring her would have been a big victory for their writing program, because name writers cause students to enroll just to take their classes.

And so the administration did recommend he seek counseling, but they couldn't, like, frog-march him to appointments, in part because he was a legal adult. So the canard that nobody did anything about this guy undermines Sweetie's entire argument.

He isn't that great a writer, actually. He can string together sentences that are grammatical, but look back at the story about "The Second Mrs. Pecker." Seriously, the character surnames in the story are "Cox" and "Pecker" when he's trying for a serious, Poe-like tone. (Speaking of Poe, I too hope his mom's eye haunts him like the Tell-Tale Heart.) Also, the dialogue is flat-out terrible. And something like 90% of the story is him telling, rather than showing. Even in a "madman's last confession" story, you have to have some kind of action or description, and when he's just flatly describing how she had these affairs and he carefully tried to bring up the subject but she raged at him, it comes across lazy and boring - give us some example raging! The thing about the sister trimming the hair every month or so? That sticks out. Sweets might as well jump up and down waving a flag that says, "I AM NOW FORESHADOWING." The trial is about as realistic as the one in Pink Floyd's The Wall. You might as well just throw in the judge that is literally a talking asshole.
 
He isn't that great a writer, actually. He can string together sentences that are grammatical, but look back at the story about "The Second Mrs. Pecker." Seriously, the character surnames in the story are "Cox" and "Pecker" when he's trying for a serious, Poe-like tone.

Well, it wasn't a "Poe-like" tone. It was more of a "Poo-like" tone. Ha! See? Ya get it? 'Cuz he's Jon Sweet and he's always talking about poo! He even took a picture of his ... his ... uh ...

Yeah, okay.

BTW, good connection to the TTTH, very astute.

Warning - Essay ahead:

You know, I can't help but think a great deal of this guy's crazy comes from the fact that we're seeing such well put-together sentiments. He's no great shakes as a writer, I agree, but the thing is, if you compare him to functional illiterates like David Gonterman, Joe Cracker, or CWC himself, you can see that he knows how to communicate his thoughts clearly. No misusing words or inventing adjectives, and that's part of the problem. This guy can calmly write out his bizarre thought patterns like a capable adult, and it's a weird thing to see.

As for the story - Yeah, it's bland and unoriginal, but even then it's messed up. Once again - once again it's obvious that Sweet's going on about something that happened to him years ago in college. He refuses to let it go, even though by his own description, nothing much really happened in his 'relationship' with Ashleigh. Naturally, the murder victim is portrayed as one of the weakest and most abusive characters in the story, and her sister is even more of a monster, just more subtle. But, ultimately, who is the worst character in all the tale?

Well, that would be our unseen narrator, of course. He murders his wife and blames her sister, whom he was more or less cheating on his wife with, only to marry her a short time after his wife's death. Oh, sure, he points out that the wife was cheating on him, but then again, he made it clear that she had a history of sleeping around. He follows with this:

"But early in the marriage she admitted she was bored with me and had sought other men's attention. I per-suaded her to seek psychological treatment...and it was discovered she suffered a histrionic personality disorder that caused her to manifest these "urges", throw tantrums if she felt neglected, and to gravitate towards inappropriate romantic partners to fulfill her needs." (Emphasis added)

You know, the thing about TTTH is that we know the narrator is crazy. We know that he has this bizarre obsession with the Old Man's eye, and so while we are not compelled to absolve him of his crimes, we at least have an idea of why he did it, can easily assume he's nuts, and go as far as to feel a bit of sympathy for him, if only because we understand that the insane cannot always be held responsible for their actions.

In "Pecker", however, the above quote makes it perfectly clear that the woman had emotional problems that she could not control. The narrator in this case didn't. In other words, the reader is given no logical reason for the narrator to murder his wife, not even "because he was bonkers." He just kills his wife and goes after her rich sister because he's a selfish bastard.

Now, really, if this were any other author, the story could be dismissed as just that - a story, told by an unsympathetic narrator. However, we're talking about Jon Sweet - a guy who doesn't merely refuse responsibility for the bad in his life, but also blames his lousy behavior and choices on others. What happens in this story? There is one, and only one, character that is truly guilty of physical injury to someone else. Who gets the blame? The victim, her sister, the lifestyle of rich parents - but not the actual murderer.

Even in his ugly fantasy, Sweet tries to push the selfish crap of his actions on someone else.
 
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A little more background on Sweet's work. As a comic book creator he's often compared to Christian Weston Chandler, and one of the areas of similarity is how both artists portray their eponymous self-insert characters. In the Sonichu comics, Chris Chan was youthful and slim. In the Belch Dimension comics, Jon is usually a stick figure - but, on occasion, he is drawn with a muscular physique.

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At some point, Ron from the AJM Studios forum created a comic series which occasionally featured Sweet in his Dr Belch forum persona. Ron seems to highlight the same foibles of Sweet's that we have observed on here, albeit in a gentler style.

 
A little more background on Sweet's work. As a comic book creator he's often compared to Christian Weston Chandler, and one of the areas of similarity is how both artists portray their eponymous self-insert characters. In the Sonichu comics, Chris Chan was youthful and slim. In the Belch Dimension comics, Jon is usually a stick figure - but, on occasion, he is drawn with a muscular physique.


At some point, Ron from the AJM Studios forum created a comic series which occasionally featured Sweet in his Dr Belch forum persona. Ron seems to highlight the same foibles of Sweet's that we have observed on here, albeit in a gentler style.

My opinion of these AJM people grows yet again. Great finds as always Mr @Absinthe :tomgirl:
 
One last tranche of Sweets, gathered by this intrepid newspaperkoala.

Sweet makes frequent references to Rodney King and the riots and demonstrations that followed his beating by the LA police. For instance, in this post about the Ferguson protests, he says that he will not tolerate another riot, and suggests doxxing Anonymous might prevent it. The demonstrations seem to have had a lasting impact on Sweet.


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Sweet has a manifesto of sorts (backup link), for his "Red, Yellow and Blue Movement". The Movement has three goals:

  1. To force Phillip Scott Mitchell--who, whether through unwitting incompetence or deliberate treachery, leveed the damaging and false charge of plagiarism against [Sweet] on February 5, 1997--to admit there is no sketch and to name any masterminds or accomplices in the deception and subsequent coverup. In doing this, [Sweet's] good name will be cleared; then, [Sweet] may secure a much-needed interview with The Herald, and the flag may be lifted from [his] records, allowing [him] to return to ASU;
  2. To establish antidefamation groups for the conservative columnist and closet Republican who might be facing down a termination contract one day because he wrote or said the wrong thing once too often, and employ pro bono lawyers within these groups so that any wrongfully-terminated writer may sue his former bosses;
  3. To lobby Congress to repeal S.363 and dissolve the TV ratings.
The Movement has existed since 2005, and has not appeared to have made signficant progress toward any of its objectives. Sweet himself has posted two updates to the manifesto, in 2005 and in 2009, both announcing that someone has told him to stop contacting them.

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Very brave newspaperkoalas may find some Sweet gems by using the following search string:

http://usaspatriot.proboards.com/se...where_thread_title=Sneeze&who_at_least_one=49

A word of context though, and a warning as to why I am not venturing in. According to the AJM Studios forum wiki,

The author of AJM Studios forum wiki article on "The Sneeze Game" said:
The Sneeze Game
This game was created on December 2, 2009. It was created by member Kim. The series has over 5,000 views. The point of the series was to take the place of the old The Ubs-serific Poll of Strange Talliness threads. The Sneeze Game has set itself apart by allowing for more conversation and communication. Often members of this thread will share about their sneezes and embarrassing stories.

...

Controversy
This game quickly became controversial. The reason being the dislike of sneezes among members, claiming it to be a dirty subject, and the draw of people from fetish communities. Others, such as Dr. Belch, insist sneezes are both natural and ultimately beneficial, as the exchange of germs has been shown to temper the immune system and increase disease resistance.

An example of Sweet's contributions to the thread:

 
One last tranche of Sweets, gathered by this intrepid newspaperkoala.

Sweet makes frequent references to Rodney King and the riots and demonstrations that followed his beating by the LA police. For instance, in this post about the Ferguson protests, he says that he will not tolerate another riot, and suggests doxxing Anonymous might prevent it. The demonstrations seem to have had a lasting impact on Sweet.


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Sweet has a manifesto of sorts (backup link), for his "Red, Yellow and Blue Movement". The Movement has three goals:

  1. To force Phillip Scott Mitchell--who, whether through unwitting incompetence or deliberate treachery, leveed the damaging and false charge of plagiarism against [Sweet] on February 5, 1997--to admit there is no sketch and to name any masterminds or accomplices in the deception and subsequent coverup. In doing this, [Sweet's] good name will be cleared; then, [Sweet] may secure a much-needed interview with The Herald, and the flag may be lifted from [his] records, allowing [him] to return to ASU;
  2. To establish antidefamation groups for the conservative columnist and closet Republican who might be facing down a termination contract one day because he wrote or said the wrong thing once too often, and employ pro bono lawyers within these groups so that any wrongfully-terminated writer may sue his former bosses;
  3. To lobby Congress to repeal S.363 and dissolve the TV ratings.
The Movement has existed since 2005, and has not appeared to have made signficant progress toward any of its objectives. Sweet himself has posted two updates to the manifesto, in 2005 and in 2009, both announcing that someone has told him to stop contacting them.

***

Very brave newspaperkoalas may find some Sweet gems by using the following search string:

http://usaspatriot.proboards.com/se...where_thread_title=Sneeze&who_at_least_one=49

A word of context though, and a warning as to why I am not venturing in. According to the AJM Studios forum wiki,



An example of Sweet's contributions to the thread:

So am I reading this right? Does Sweetness have a goddamn sneeze fetish???
 
Does he ever explain why he thinks the tv standards ratings apply to webcomics?
 
Does he ever explain why he thinks the tv standards ratings apply to webcomics?
Not that I've seen. He doesn't really explain what he thinks is wrong with them in general. This is all he writes about them in his manifesto:

The most famous bill concerning the TV ratings is S.363, or "The Children's Protection from Violent Programming Act.". Introduced by Sen. Ernest "Fritz" Hollings (D-SC), the bill demands stricter broadcasting laws to screen objectionable content. S.363 paved the way for "improvements" to the ratings and the V-chip, designed to automatically screen programs by rating and block any that are objectionable according to settings a parent or guardian presets. In effect, this makes Fritz Hollings--as well as that liberal lapdog Al Gore, who supports them wholeheartedly--the father of these hideous little monstrosities and the architect of my misery.

In the notes to Almasheol, I detailed the conspiracy that cost me my job at the Arkansas State University Herald. The TV ratings, which have done more to destroy lives, cost jobs, and rob Americans of their freedom than any other law to come down the pike in a decade, were at the root of my termination and the subsequent dispute that forced me to leave school.


The improved ratings came in September of 1997.

New letters were added: V for violence, FV for fantasy violence, D for suggestive dialogue, L for crude or objectionable language, and S for sexual content. This created an even more confusing mess of government vegetable soup. Parents were either bewildered or completely apathetic to the new system. It has yet to produce a negligible effect on consumers' TV viewing habits.

There's some allusion to a conspiracy and censorship, and destroying lives and jobs, but I think it boils down to a sketch about TV ratings being at the centre of the controversy that saw Sweet sacked from his college newspaper job.

It seems all about him, basically.
 
Does he ever explain why he thinks the tv standards ratings apply to webcomics?
I'm on my phone so you're getting the short version here, but my understanding is that he feels oppressed by the ratings systems because they're more restrictive in comparison to the old analog system, which combined with the move to DTV to force him to upgrade to a system with fewer channels and because he's a broke schlub he can't afford cable or satellite to rectify this problem. I think, I don't have my notes in front of me :lol:

Edit: yeah what @Absinthe said, basically it's a Democratic idea so fuck it forever.
 
The TV ratings, which have done more to destroy lives, cost jobs, and rob Americans of their freedom than any other law to come down the pike in a decade,

What is the Patriot Act, No Child Left Behind, and bank deregulation?

Amidoinitright?
 
What is the Patriot Act, No Child Left Behind, and bank deregulation?

Amidoinitright?
Obama didn't propose or implement them and they don't directly affect him (and he's probably too stupid to understand the Patriot Act and NCLB and he's definitely too stupid to understand banking deregulation) so they're not so bad gaiz :cool:
 
Obama didn't propose or implement them and they don't directly affect him (and he's probably too stupid to understand the Patriot Act and NCLB and he's definitely too stupid to understand banking deregulation) so they're not so bad gaiz :cool:

AKA, my own divine proof this guy (Iconoclast) needs to stop talking already - and clean up his fucking act, because I'm tired of hearing the same shit excuses over and over. I'd rather NOT see this guy end up like Holden has.
 
I'm on my phone so you're getting the short version here, but my understanding is that he feels oppressed by the ratings systems because they're more restrictive in comparison to the old analog system, which combined with the move to DTV to force him to upgrade to a system with fewer channels and because he's a broke schlub he can't afford cable or satellite to rectify this problem. I think, I don't have my notes in front of me :lol:

Edit: yeah what @Absinthe said, basically it's a Democratic idea so fuck it forever.
My favourite part of his DTV ranting was early in this thread, where he complained he'd ended up with only one channel because he lost the remote :lol:
 
Iconoclast said:
New letters were added: V for violence, FV for fantasy violence, D for suggestive dialogue, L for crude or objectionable language, and S for sexual content. This created an even more confusing mess of government vegetable soup.
"Vegetable soup"? Does he mean alphabet soup?
 
Technology is just a tool used by the Marxists to induce sedition and change.
You fool! Can't you see it's just a massive Autism Illuminati conspiracy?! OR HAVE THEY GOTTEN TO YOU, TOO?!
 
"Feminism ... empowering the aesthetically unpleasing since 1992."

Uh-huh. Hey, uh, Jon -

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How's it feel to be empowered by feminism?

Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but I got the impression that the genesis of his hatred of TV ratings began when The Herald accused him of plagiarism. The plagiarized article featured a mocking of the then-new ratings, which, according to Sweet, is what got him booted.

Edit: Absinthe beat me to it.
 
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