🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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Absinthe said:
A flurry of activity over at AJM: http://usaspatriot.proboards.com/posts/recent?page=1

Some of the veteran AJMers are standing by their boy Belch - and I respect that. He's posted there for 8 years and seems to have deep roots. I'm glad he's got a place where he has friends. No-one should be lonely.

I'm also glad to see Trollis and Treenbeen pointing out the fact that this thread died twice, only for Dr Belch, Reanimator to turn up and revive it.

You may also be interested to know that Mr Sweet was involved in the community which followed the life of Christian Weston Chandler, back in 2011. He even drew an unflattering expy of Chandler in one of his comics, and sent a copy to Chandler's house.

You'll also find an angry post where Sweet tells us to be grateful he's not really angry at us, because then he would put our heads on pikes, or burn us to death in a warehouse, and it would be very easy for him.

Bear in mind that Sweet Bro doesn't know any of our names or addresses, but frequently doxxes himself. You will thus forgive me if I laugh at him for these threats.

Finally - Trebeen and all you AJMers - this board is about far more than following odd people. After you make a small number of posts (10?) you cab access our Off Topic board, where we have friendly, spirited discussions of board games, video games, music, literature, anime, tv, films and more.

Even some of our "lolcow" threads are just us sharing amusing pictures:

http://cwckiforums.com/threads/laughable-wikihow-guides.4356/

Do come and talk to us if you like!
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I think I am going to be the only one to take you up on that offer, unfortunately. I've been perusing, and you guys cover a wide berth of topics here. A lot like we do over at AJM... *hint hint, nudge nudge, other AJM Studios members*

But that one post did frighten me, about the "heads on pikes in the backyard" and how easy it would be... I don't think it's a serious threat obviously, but my god, man... don't say things like that to people...


Shadow Fox said:
Looks like someone's mad at you, @Treenbeen ! I also really like how we're "causing problems" for Belchy when all we're doing is sitting here in our ballpit mocking him. Nobody's making you come here and read it, champ.
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People, like they've said, are feeling defensive and bitter over there at the moment. I think a lot of it is because of me. I've got some unpopular opinions right now, as I'm sure you've seen.

I made them an offer. We'll see what happens.
 
Treenbeen said:
But that one post did frighten me, about the "heads on pikes in the backyard" and how easy it would be... I don't think it's a serious threat obviously, but my god, man... don't say things like that to people...
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Belch the Berserker said:
Your heads could be on pikes in my backyard right now...or they could be finding your charred corpses in a burned-out warehouse downtown. A cattle prod, an unmarked panel van, some kerosene, and a couple of strong, dumb accomplices who don't ask a lot of questions-- yes, it could be very easily done.
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I wouldn't worry about anything this guy says. He's too scared to stick around here and debate us face to face, even though he's clearly in the right and has the moral high ground about everything ever.
 
Shadow Fox said:
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I wouldn't worry about anything this guy says. He's too scared to stick around here and debate us face to face, even though he's clearly in the right and has the moral high ground about everything ever.
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I'm not worried... but that is a disturbing post to make. :\
 
Alright, so, first off, as the de facto ringleader of Sweetness knowledge I just have to say him making any threats at all are hilarious to me. I'm gonna internet tough guy for a bit and say that I don't need to actually articulate a threat or anything like that because anyone who won't stand up for his mom is certainly no threat to anyone. I mean shit his own brother bullies him relentlessly, if anything I'll bribe him with some of that devil reefer. :tomgirl:

As for the AJM people, I understand if they're feeling defensive but they have to understand that we have no interest in them beyond the fact that they're an outlet for Sweetness to rant and rave and flail his little baby limbs helplessly in the air like the toddler he is. If Sweetie left tomorrow and never came back then so would we, simple as that.

I'm going to let y'all in on a secret, one that's very dear to my heart.

This one is addressed to Mr. Jonathan M. Sweet.
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That's me and my little brother. It's a shitty picture because my mom surprised me early in the morning. My little brother is twice the fucking man you could ever be, you incredible faggot. Every time I see Jigaboo Junction or Broke Black Mountain or any of your incredibly racist caricatures depicting African-Americans as subhuman mongoloids I want to strangle you. My little brother has a 3.9 GPA in his degree field and is one of the nicest, kindest people I know. He's better than me at a lot of things and he's much more of a quality human being than you've EVER BEEN CAPABLE OF BEING. From his charitable contributions to his community (he works as a care provider for elderly people because he got experience with my grandfather who suffered from dementia before he died, just like me) to the fact that he goes with his collegiate hockey team to read books to little kids and do toy drives for disadvantaged families in his community, he's a fucking Übermensch in comparison to you Sweetness. :)

So yeah, I take it personally when I see him talking about how Trayvon Martin deserved to get shot, or how Eric Garner would still be alive if he hadn't broken the law, or how Ferguson is illegitimate, or any of the other pure shit that comes flying out of the mouth of someone who's mom should have swallowed him. I live in fear every fucking day that my little brother might be forced to endure the travesty of being treated as a second-class citizen because of the color of his goddamn skin. You wouldn't know what any of that is like, you will never be able to relate to me, because you are a fucking terrible trashy person with a terrible trashy life, Jonathan M. Sweet from Cape Girardeau, MO, and you don't care about anyone other than yourself. And I pity you deeply.
 
White supremacists are always their own best counter-argument. Wastes of oxygen with nothing to truly take pride in, so they trump up a hard-on over their relative lack of melanin.
 
And it's really great how he's trying to paint us as the horrible racists:
Frightened of a 12-year-old black kid said:
By the way, they mock me for not doing anything during the incident, but get mad at me for when I did stand up for myself when my reputation was on the line at the school paper. So...they're saying I should beat up blacks with reckless abandon, but not write a strongly-worded letter to a group of white editors? Hmmmm...sounds a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitle disingenuous to me.
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Try harder, son.
 
No, it's perfectly within reason you selfish manchild. You graduated with your degree; you could've actually used that to get a different reporting job, or other fields that take an English Degree. But instead of using that education, you've remained unemployed, all while sinking tens of thousands of man hours into an impossibility. Not only that, but sinking that time just ruins your reputation, since you look like an insane stalker as stated by the school paper fellows.

Then you don't do shit to help your mom from getting whaled on by thugs. I'm a coward bar none, and I'd still at least distract them by chucking shit at them from the safety of my window if I felt them armed, or running out like a psychotic man in the nude armed with a bat in an attempt to psych them out/ physically rebuke them. The mere notion of conflict and the chance of death terrifies me, but I would not just stand there and chicken out. On top of that you fucking used this to fish for sympathy you piece of fucking trash.

Eurgh, let me get a soda and chill out; this cat's repulsiveness is just in a league of its own.
 
Adamska said:
No, it's perfectly within reason you selfish manchild. You graduated with your degree; you could've actually used that to get a different reporting job, or other fields that take an English Degree. But instead of using that education, you've remained unemployed, all while sinking tens of thousands of man hours into an impossibility. Not only that, but sinking that time just ruins your reputation, since you look like an insane stalker as stated by the school paper fellows.

Then you don't do shit to help your mom from getting whaled on by thugs. I'm a coward bar none, and I'd still at least distract them by chucking shit at them from the safety of my window if I felt them armed, or running out like a psychotic man in the nude armed with a bat in an attempt to psych them out/ physically rebuke them. The mere notion of conflict and the chance of death terrifies me, but I would not just stand there and chicken out. On top of that you fucking used this to fish for sympathy you piece of fucking trash.

Eurgh, let me get a soda and chill out; this cat's repulsiveness is just in a league of its own.
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Now you feel my pain. :)
 
TheIceCreamMan said:
Now you feel my pain. :)
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It was him putting his dumb lovequest, er, collegequest above his own mom. That snapped something in my brain real hard.

As an aside, I've shown this thread to a friend of mine, one who actually faced the same financial burdens as Sweet, lived in an immense shithole similar to Sweet, and actually suffered from homelessness for a couple of years. His reaction?

He got so mad that he has expressed a desire to beat the shit out of Sweet should they ever meet. He's particularly disgusted by his unwillingness to change, since he basically imagines the backwoods hellhole he lived in for years and imagining someone who would state up front that he should stay there.
 
It's pretty rich that at his age, he's still horrified by the thought that he might have to (gasp!) take a minimum-wage job doing things that he hates. Nobody wants to do those jobs but everyone pretty much has to, at some point in their lives. Maybe if he'd sucked it up and taken a few of those shitty jobs in the past, instead of scheming and seething and wallowing in self-pity, he could be doing something better now, instead of making a living collecting cans and trying to sell his revenge fantasies "fiction".

I mean, I'm generally sympathetic to people who bemoan the economy and their inability to find a job, but Farts isn't even trying. He at least has a permanent address and access to regular shower and laundry facilities, all things that a lot of homeless job-seekers would kill for. It's just nuts that he turns up his nose at the thought of entry-level positions and keeps insisting "Nope, nope, it's Editor in Chief at the school paper or nothing!"
 
Sweetiecakes said:
They won't even stop to consider that it was my experience in a very progressive college environment that caused a lot of my problems: "Nuh nuh nuh! Our schools is perfect! 'Teh Sistim'? What you is talks about? Deh is nuh Sistim!!! Just because eb'byone deah is lyin' to yee-oo an' nuh one is questionin' nuthin' is not mean deh'zza Sistim! Duh...hurr hurr hurr. Sistim. Pffft."
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The voice, by the way, is meant to suggest a mentally-enfeebled person, not a black dialect. I don't know what orifice those morons managed to pry that nugget of stupidity from, but they should put it back--it stinks.
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That's really not much better, you enormous bag of donkey dicks.

Sweets probably said:
I know! I'll imply that anybody who stands in opposition of me must be mentally retarded! That's a perfectly valid form of argument that doesn't make me look like an insensitive asshole at all! Truly, I am the smartest man in the known universe and all these fucking mongoloids are just jealous.

Now excuse me while I go masturbate furiously to Kim Possible farting.
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By this logic, I should be absolutely pissed and should become a psychotic stalker since I went to a school that was staffed by a large amount of Republicans, some of them Tea Partier, since I'm an evil socialist/liberal hell bent on ruining the world with change. Oh wait, no. The school was fine and one of my favorite teachers was a Tea Partier no matter how much I disagreed with him politically.

Also, good job Sweets. You went from mocking people based on skin color to mocking those who have intellectual differences and capacities. And it's not that hard to get a black dialect from the way you type you racist; half the time, I swear I'm looking at stuff said by Whitewash Jones:

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MrsFrizzle said:
Strawmanglish doesn't make any goddamned sense; therefore, we must be the stupid ones, not Sweetiepie.

Why doesn't he get a damn job? I find it weird that people at something called USAPatriotForums are so indulgent of an able-bodied man in his 30s shirking employment.
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Honestly, I at least didn't know a whole lot about him until these past few weeks, once he started arguing with me about Ferguson, then he started sharing stories such as the one about his mom, and various ones about losing jobs...
 
Adamska said:
By this logic, I should be absolutely pissed and should become a psychotic stalker since I went to a school that was staffed by a large amount of Republicans, some of them Tea Partier, since I'm an evil socialist/liberal hell bent on ruining the world with change. Oh wait, no. The school was fine and one of my favorite teachers was a Tea Partier no matter how much I disagreed with him politically.

Also, good job Sweets. You went from mocking people based on skin color to mocking those who have intellectual differences and capacities. And it's not that hard to get a black dialect from the way you type you racist; half the time, I swear I'm looking at stuff said by Whitewash Jones:

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I don't think I like this Whitewash Jones. :(
 
MrsFrizzle said:
Strawmanglish doesn't make any goddamned sense; therefore, we must be the stupid ones, not Sweetiepie.

Why doesn't he get a damn job? I find it weird that people at something called USAPatriotForums are so indulgent of an able-bodied man in his 30s shirking employment.
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Its a very odd board, when I looked around for a bit and saw Kim Possible fanart, brony shit, and racist rants I assumed the name USAPatriotForums was some kind of joke. But obviously it's just a very odd subculture of cartoon living conservatives, not surprising that such an eccentric group would tolerate sweets.
 
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