🎨 Artcow Iconoclast / Jonathan Mack Sweet - The Chris-Chan of Arkansas

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sonichuis44 said:
So I was googling "Dr. Belch" to see if he has an account somewhere else we haven't found, and it turns out there's actually a lot of real doctors with the surname Belch out there. Nevertheless, I found a couple things I don't think have been posted:

-His posts on some Three Stooges forum. Mostly on topic, although there's a few political rants about liberal fartknockers in there.
-A summary page for the Kiwi thread on AJM. Don't know how useful this is, since all the links go back to the board, but maybe something can be salvaged?
-His Yahoo Answers account, in which he projects like a fucking IMAX:
Do you oppose gay marriage?
Gay marriage is a ploy. The people who tell you it doesn't matter who a person loves and we all have the same right to be happy are the same ones who throw a fit when a middle-aged man expresses a desire to return to college to enjoy the company of women 10-15 years younger than he. I wrote a story in which I satirized the whole same-sex marriage debate as a struggle between the social classes (it was easy, just substitute the word "poor" for "gay" in all the speeches and rhetoric). http://smokingcatcomicsandcollectibles2.... I think it's a sad day in America when it's a bigger scandal for a lower-class man to love an upper-class woman than it is for a man to love another man..

Im poor, and my girlfriend comes from a wealthy family?
Have you met her parents, or is she ashamed to bring you home? Do you actually go out on public dates, or just stay in your dorm room, maybe hook up for the odd quickie in a broom closets or a public bathroom now and again? That should tell you if this relationship is real or not.

How many nipples does a female dog have?
I think it also depends on breed. Smaller dogs only have room for eight. I once dated a girl with inverted nipples...maybe your dog has one of those?
This is his Yahoo profile pic:
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Sorry if any of this has been posted before.
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It's astounding how he thinks it's only his voice and receding hairline that's the problem.
 
Pizza The Hutt said:
He was banned from TV Tropes, iirc. I don't think he has any place else to run.

Send him to Literotica to fight TJ Church.
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He could always try freerepublic.com. It's less of a social atmosphere and almost entirely based on posting excerpts of news stories (many of dubious validity) and posters responding with two or three sentences of invective about liberalism. Would probably suit him until he started linking to his comics and Herald spergings.

(That is, if he hasn't tried it already. I haven't searched there.)
 
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I do think Sweets actually believes "Ashley" was rich. She wasn't, just lower-middle class, but to a poor, welfare recipient like Sweets, she must have seemed like aristocracy.

There's something more than autism wrong with him. I'm not even sure it's schizophrenia anymore. His obsession with a the college paper and a girl he met once is so beyond rational that I don't even know how to categorize it anymore. It's creepy, disturbing and downright crazy.

Shame about AJM. Well for the normal members. No one cared about them beyond Sweets and as he wasn't a contributing member, they should have just banned him. The end result is the same: Sweets no longer has his hugbox.
 
Adamska said:
Well within my predicted responses. Admittedly, it was a notably less likely outcome than them just banning you guys because they like the raging strawman because he matches their opinions, but this matches the MO of the other sites I've encountered with this type of staff. They can't take drama due to being too incapable to realize that you can make it go away by either hitting the red x or doing what you were assigned to do in a short five minute burst. Neither are hard, but they collectively lacked the will to do so.
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It's quite odd, though, in that we were never even asked to leave the forum and were explicitly allowed to stay by the mods so long as we followed the rules (which we did).
 
I only now noticed the eyeglass holders. Like he ever takes his glasses off? He'd be walking into walls without them.

In a weird way, he's right about having a "big" chin, if by "big" you mean "wide." It is certainly not big in the same way as, say, Pixyteri's.
 
So, now AJMStudios is gone - were there any interesting moments from its last couple of weeks? Did Sweet Bro react to the criminal records revelations? Were there any interesting takes on the Kiwis vs Sweet controversy from people other than Sweet? Did Sweet make any more bathetic speeches about the War on Liberalism?
 
sonichuis44 said:
So I was googling "Dr. Belch" to see if he has an account somewhere else we haven't found, and it turns out there's actually a lot of real doctors with the surname Belch out there. Nevertheless, I found a couple things I don't think have been posted:

-His posts on some Three Stooges forum. Mostly on topic, although there's a few political rants about liberal fartknockers in there.
-A summary page for the Kiwi thread on AJM. Don't know how useful this is, since all the links go back to the board, but maybe something can be salvaged?
-His Yahoo Answers account, in which he projects like a fucking IMAX:
Do you oppose gay marriage?
Gay marriage is a ploy. The people who tell you it doesn't matter who a person loves and we all have the same right to be happy are the same ones who throw a fit when a middle-aged man expresses a desire to return to college to enjoy the company of women 10-15 years younger than he. I wrote a story in which I satirized the whole same-sex marriage debate as a struggle between the social classes (it was easy, just substitute the word "poor" for "gay" in all the speeches and rhetoric). http://smokingcatcomicsandcollectibles2.... I think it's a sad day in America when it's a bigger scandal for a lower-class man to love an upper-class woman than it is for a man to love another man..

Im poor, and my girlfriend comes from a wealthy family?
Have you met her parents, or is she ashamed to bring you home? Do you actually go out on public dates, or just stay in your dorm room, maybe hook up for the odd quickie in a broom closets or a public bathroom now and again? That should tell you if this relationship is real or not.

How many nipples does a female dog have?
I think it also depends on breed. Smaller dogs only have room for eight. I once dated a girl with inverted nipples...maybe your dog has one of those?
This is his Yahoo profile pic:
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Sorry if any of this has been posted before.
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There's a larger version that was previously uploaded but something went wrong with the file upload system.
Absinthe said:
Sweet's profile on the Big Bang Theory wiki yields two pictures I haven't seen before:

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They stylised black-and-white picture is eight years old - I wonder how long he's had the glasses?
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Absinthe, do you still have that portrait?
 
SolidusChris said:
And this fatass really thinks he can pick up college chicks looking like that?
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Not just that, he thinks he's entitled to it. This in spite of conservatives being opposed to entitlement. But given the conservative mindset, he's right in line with people like Paul Ryan and Craig T. Nelson.
 
I just really can't get over how terrible the picture is. Even beyond the facial hair, there's the pursed lips, the squinty eyes, the pedo glasses complete with neck strap, the double chin highlighted by the straight-on perspective and greyscale... And he looked at it and thought, "Yep, this is how I want to present myself to the world."
 
sonichuis44 said:
I just really can't get over how terrible the picture is. Even beyond the facial hair, there's the pursed lips, the squinty eyes, the pedo glasses complete with neck strap, the double chin highlighted by the straight-on perspective and greyscale... And he looked at it and thought, "Yep, this is how I want to present myself to the world."
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He looks like if you hit him on the side of his head, it would take him twenty minutes to get it to stop wagging back and forth. BAM wakwakwakwakwak!
 
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