Do you oppose gay marriage?
Gay marriage is a ploy. The people who tell you it doesn't matter who a person loves and we all have the same right to be happy are the same ones who throw a fit when a middle-aged man expresses a desire to return to college to enjoy the company of women 10-15 years younger than he. I wrote a story in which I satirized the whole same-sex marriage debate as a struggle between the social classes (it was easy, just substitute the word "poor" for "gay" in all the speeches and rhetoric).
http://smokingcatcomicsandcollectibles2.... I think it's a sad day in America when it's a bigger scandal for a lower-class man to love an upper-class woman than it is for a man to love another man..
Im poor, and my girlfriend comes from a wealthy family?
Have you met her parents, or is she ashamed to bring you home? Do you actually go out on public dates, or just stay in your dorm room, maybe hook up for the odd quickie in a broom closets or a public bathroom now and again? That should tell you if this relationship is real or not.
How many nipples does a female dog have?
I think it also depends on breed. Smaller dogs only have room for eight. I once dated a girl with inverted nipples...maybe your dog has one of those?