It's like someone was like "We want to do the exact same shit, but we don't want to seem uncreative so we'll change it in the worst fucking way possible."
Probably some pajeet they got working for them now.
do you even wonder? after the resharted edition it's no doubt they have pajeeti fucking shit up.
also this update's last part was straight up pain, i'm not talking about the part where you kill the hired men in the studio, i'm talking about the 11 minutes cinematic of dre and his simp going on and on and on AFTER you kill the hired men, i'm not a drdre fan since i'm not a murican so i had to alt tab out of it, all of the heists regarding the stolen phones had dre's music going on too which was fucking painful.
all of that for 8000 GTA$ and an achievement
first it was the KDJ update and now is the DrDre update, what's next? bruno mars update?
and to make it even more clear that this is a update focused on drdre:
watch drdre working? wtf? oh and the stun gun in online is really slow, you can watch three netflix shorts while that shit recharge.
so far the contracts stand as:
Vehicle Recover - for me it's always go to merryweather base at humane labs to get the fucking monkey back after a longass drive, this is a vehicle recover, vehicle...
Recover Valuables - go to vanilla unicorn, get shot from the blinders since the AI doesn't have that vision thingy humans do, find the safe, get the item, get killed from the ever-respawning waves of terminators, deliver the watch.
Rescue Operation - go to a fucking far away place, look for the VIP like a idiot, pray i don't get enemies with weaponized vehicles that WILL one shot me from 10km away, deliver the nigger.
Gang Termination - go to a fucking far away place, get in the area, start shooting around because enemies are hidden behind bushes and they don't need vision so they can always shoot though it, kill and kill until i get lucky enough to kill all the lieutenants, leave the area, if i dare bring a aircraft or an attack chopper the enemies will always hit me until the vehicle either have the engines dead or explodes since they shoot from max range.
Asset Protection - fly to that duggans vineyard which is really fucking far away, boringly cover around a destroyed vehicle and keep killing enemies for 10 fucking minutes, bringing an hydra or an hunter is a death sentence just like gang termination, always get more molotov ammo though.
Liquidize Assets - tail a nigger, get in the compound, kill everyone, plant the charges, get out and fly around for 2mins until the police forget about me.
