Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

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Favorite GTA?

  • Grand Theft Auto

    Votes: 63 2.3%
  • Grand Theft Auto: London 1969

    Votes: 59 2.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto 2

    Votes: 113 4.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto III

    Votes: 222 8.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

    Votes: 785 28.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

    Votes: 1,105 40.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Advanced

    Votes: 14 0.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

    Votes: 81 2.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories

    Votes: 77 2.8%
  • Grand Theft Auto IV

    Votes: 716 26.0%
  • Episodes From Liberty City (The Lost & Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony)

    Votes: 218 7.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto V

    Votes: 400 14.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Online

    Votes: 98 3.6%
  • My Mother's My Sister!

    Votes: 327 11.9%

  • Total voters
    2,754
I'm no r* fanboy. Frankly, T2 has all but destroyed my trust in either company going forward, but I will say that the above is not how any of this works. Their response to the Definitive edition debacle was to postpone the RDO winter update and likely moved those devs over to fix the DE. No way they're going to postpone an update for their cash cow.
I see, I'm not too caught up on RDO since I haven't really played the game to keep up with it.

RDO has been getting the shaft by R* a lot on account of GTA Online making significantly more money, the most I know about it is that the major updates have been worse than GTA's if the fan response is anything to go by.
 
- Next December we will have a "movie heist" that features Michael. Will potentially be teased somewhere in this, complete with Michael showing up/being heard on a phone to mention the movie business.
The only way this one would work is if they made it that he needed a mute protagonist - because it's his take on a modern post-apocalyptic western or something - and you have to do your own stunts. He says Lester spoke highly of the insane shit you pulled off through all the stuff Lester dragged you into and Franklin says you're someone to trust. Mentions that Trevor vaguely recalls you screwing him over, but Michael thinks that Trevor was just on a drug trip.

So you basically do a bunch of story missions for each scene with a background story of some jagoff big name celebrity angry you got the role because your method acting was superior, he wouldn't stop adlibbing and he was a diva Michael was sick of, so he tries to steal the film so you hunt him down and all the while he makes references of Hollywood celebrity bullshit - "I DIDN'T SUCK THIS MANY PRODUCERS OFF JUST TO BE REPLACED!" and "I DIDN'T MEAN TO SHOOT THE CAMERA LADY! THE GUN WENT OFF ON ITS OWN!" - and then you take him out, take the film back to Michael and he says, "I had to do this once myself. At least no one was fed into a jet engine this time..." then After Party Epilogue.

Hire me Rockstar.
 
It fucking killed my drive to play the game once I found out the devs added a much more efficient grind that other players were actively incentivized to ruin.
Was playing Online with friends for the first time in about a year the other night and that was actually the first thing we did, called up a helicopter and shat on someones day who was gunrunning.
 
Was playing Online with friends for the first time in about a year the other night and that was actually the first thing we did, called up a helicopter and shat on someones day who was gunrunning.
Why would you do this to @Dumpster dived waifu?
To be perfectly fair, the only way to have fun in GTA Online is to shit on other people trying to do literally anything.
 
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I just find it funny that Anderson .Paak of all people is finally in a GTA game pretending to be Dr. Dre‘s video game sidekick, when in the real world, he’s cashing out with Bruno Mars:



Which is a shame, because if GTA VI were to go back to Vice City, I can imagine .Paak doing the 70’s/80’s vibe while coming up with original songs for their soundtrack.
 
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I just find it funny that Anderson .Paak of all people is finally in a GTA game pretending to be Dr. Dre‘s video game sidekick, when in the real world, he’s cashing out with Bruno Mars:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=adLGHcj_fmA
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CEw-7cMnBDY
Which is a shame, because if GTA VI were to go back to Vice City, I can imagine .Paak doing the 70’s/80’s vibe while coming up with original songs for their soundtrack.
Celebrities are at their best in GTA when you can't see their faces, preferably behind a radio station or playing a character that is not themselves
 
The only way this one would work is if they made it that he needed a mute protagonist - because it's his take on a modern post-apocalyptic western or something - and you have to do your own stunts. He says Lester spoke highly of the insane shit you pulled off through all the stuff Lester dragged you into and Franklin says you're someone to trust. Mentions that Trevor vaguely recalls you screwing him over, but Michael thinks that Trevor was just on a drug trip.

So you basically do a bunch of story missions for each scene with a background story of some jagoff big name celebrity angry you got the role because your method acting was superior, he wouldn't stop adlibbing and he was a diva Michael was sick of, so he tries to steal the film so you hunt him down and all the while he makes references of Hollywood celebrity bullshit - "I DIDN'T SUCK THIS MANY PRODUCERS OFF JUST TO BE REPLACED!" and "I DIDN'T MEAN TO SHOOT THE CAMERA LADY! THE GUN WENT OFF ON ITS OWN!" - and then you take him out, take the film back to Michael and he says, "I had to do this once myself. At least no one was fed into a jet engine this time..." then After Party Epilogue.

Hire me Rockstar.

If Rockstar is balsy enough to make an Awec Baldwin joke, I will forgive them for any transgressions in the past.
 
It makes sense assuming they're just going to port the old Renderware games over. It's not going to be a remake like the retards have been yelling about, just the three games ported over basically 1:1 with visual (((improvements))) and you better pray that Rockstar doesn't fuck it up like they have with literally every PC port of theirs since GTA III.
You know looking back I'm fucking Nostradamus material here.
 
I ran into this....interesting glitch in my GTA 4 replay with the Tw@ internet cafe chick that constantly flirts with Niko. This combined with the fact that Niko is also glitched out with uh....something phallic on him makes me teeter between laughing or being genuinely worried that the mods I've installed have broken the game (I have the hot coffee mod installed, so maybe this is some weird ass joke the dev put in)/something is haunting my copy.
 

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I ran into this....interesting glitch in my GTA 4 replay with the Tw@ internet cafe chick that constantly flirts with Niko. This combined with the fact that Niko is also glitched out with uh....something phallic on him makes me teeter between laughing or being genuinely worried that the mods I've installed have broken the game (I have the hot coffee mod installed, so maybe this is some weird ass joke the dev put in)/something is haunting my copy.
Always remember kids: when modding a game, make sure you back up the original files.

Also, GTA IV's character models have not aged well.
 
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