💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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littlebiscuits said:
http://www.gloriatesch.com/

Oh, she updated her website. And look, she has a new career! She's a jewelery designer now!


Oh good, they're on sale.

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And then there are these...

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Someone needs to tell this girl you can get those things for 15 bucks on etsy.
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Or 50 cents on alibaba.
 
Why doesn't king Astrodoulos just use his own invincibility lake and invisibility hat to kill Appolyon? He's not even that old. Plus, he has that Dionysus dude who can just teleport around with lightning. There's not even a canon reason why the "2 children" have to do it except it's a prophesy.
 
Maradontia said:
Why doesn't king Astrodoulos just use his own invincibility lake and invisibility hat to kill Appolyon? He's not even that old. Plus, he has that Dionysus dude who can just teleport around with lightning. There's not even a canon reason why the "2 children" have to do it except it's a prophesy.
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If he did that what purpose would Glo Glo.. sorry Maya and Joey have?
 
It's been bugging the hell out of me all day, but I finally figured out who she reminds me of in these pictures!

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If the new website is indicative of anything, it's that it seems like her head is only halfway in the clouds, which is a big improvement from this time last year. She's still delusional, but at least she's slowly coming back to Earth.

She's in her mid-20s. Baby steps, people.
 
Zhoban said:
If the new website is indicative of anything, it's that it seems like her head is only halfway in the clouds, which is a big improvement from this time last year. She's still delusional, but at least she's slowly coming back to Earth.

She's in her mid-20s. Baby steps, people.
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Wait until she has a kid and starts posting about how special pregnancy and child rearing are. I give her 6 months.
 
Has anyone commented on the Good Doctor's casting of Marina Tesch as Arabella?

As in, a man casting his now ex-wife as a double-crossing snake?
 
Zhoban said:
This week on Celebrity Soup, Gloria Tesch... the world's youngest mother.
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(5 years from now) "And now we have 5 year old Maya Sarican, the world's youngest author, here with her mother." (Girl looks completely disinterested as Gloria does all the talking)

BTW, Gloria's last name on her Facebook is now Tesch-Sarican.
 
Maradontia said:
(5 years from now) "And now we have 5 year old Maya Sarican, the world's youngest author, here with her mother." (Girl looks completely disinterested as Gloria does all the talking)
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God.....that is legit fucking depressing. And she would totally be the kind of tard to fucking do this (and probably let Gunther get his hooks into her kid the moment she shits one out)
 
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