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Or 50 cents on alibaba.http://www.gloriatesch.com/
Oh, she updated her website. And look, she has a new career! She's a jewelery designer now!
Oh good, they're on sale.
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And then there are these...
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Someone needs to tell this girl you can get those things for 15 bucks on etsy.
If he did that what purpose would Glo Glo.. sorry Maya and Joey have?Why doesn't king Astrodoulos just use his own invincibility lake and invisibility hat to kill Appolyon? He's not even that old. Plus, he has that Dionysus dude who can just teleport around with lightning. There's not even a canon reason why the "2 children" have to do it except it's a prophesy.
Well mermaid, since she seems to be obsessed with them if her books show us anything.I mean, what is this look supposed to convey?
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It's been bugging the hell out of me all day, but I finally figured out who she reminds me of in these pictures!
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That is a perfectly photogenic goldfish.Not really seeing it. I thought more of a carp or a goldfish, especially in the picture for the first mermaid crown. Like this![]()
Gotta hock up that last remnant of self-identity somehow.I've asked it before and I'll ask it again.
WHY does she always look like she's about to throw up?
"Can we really trust Abbadon in power?"No puppet! Maya's the puppet! Make Maradonia great again! #Appollyon2016
https://twitter.com/GloriaTesch/status/791683541260206080
If the new website is indicative of anything, it's that it seems like her head is only halfway in the clouds, which is a big improvement from this time last year. She's still delusional, but at least she's slowly coming back to Earth.
She's in her mid-20s. Baby steps, people.
This week on Celebrity Soup, Gloria Tesch... the world's youngest mother.Wait until she has a kid and starts posting about how special pregnancy and child rearing are. I give her 6 months.
This week on Celebrity Soup, Gloria Tesch... the world's youngest mother.
(5 years from now) "And now we have 5 year old Maya Sarican, the world's youngest author, here with her mother." (Girl looks completely disinterested as Gloria does all the talking)
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