💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Where did we learn the Voweless One is an Uber driver? Was it during the day of posts that were lost?
 
Peace and Harmony said:
RIP in peace thirsty asspatters, Comrade Alex has won this prize.

Don't worry Kengle there will be others.
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I give this marriage about as long it takes to get a green card.

Vicious.ink3 said:
The Uber thing is a joke Gloria made that we have run with. She first introduced Srcn in a video where he's driving her and two other girls to their "concert" in Atlantic City and she calls him her Uber driver.
We just sorta kept it because, well, he looks like the kinda creepy dude who drives for Uber.
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The concert we never saw any pics or videos from and she never mentioned again.
 
millais said:
By October the ducklings Uberscrn gifted to Gloria a few months ago should be fattened enough for the cooking pot at their Slavic peasant wedding.
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I would love to see Gloria pass off some random duck dish her mom made as 100% authentic Peking Duck. On the one hand that's not much of a stretch seeing as how she's photographed herself with random cars and photoshopped her family in front of a mansion to appear wealthy. But on the other hand she's more likely to just swipe someone else's photo of Peking Duck and claim she ate it (even if said photo was clearly taken in China).
 
Glo Glo's got a dog. Hopefully she's a better pet owner than Ali Rapp.



Assuming this photo is recent, I'm gonna go ahead and say she's not pregnant. But, Marina has a tendency to repost old photos so you never know. Also, a pretty clear shot of the scar.
 
Until that dog starts regularly appearing in photos, I doubt that it is actually her pet. Chances are she went to someone else's house and had a photo taken with their dog. Marina and Gloria's house is tiny, and those ducklings and parrot they have are probably stretching their budget already.
 
Vicious.ink3 said:
I feel like, at this point, she probably lives with No Vowels For Me Thanks. And Marina is similarly engaged, so she probably lives with her own fiance. I thought we'd done away with the "marina controls Glo's social media" thing for want of evidence, too.
I dunno, man. I mean. The mansion photos weren't actually photoshopped , they were taken at a party Gloria went to at the mansion that belongs to the guy who makes the wearable art dresses. It was on a Florida local PBS special.
But no, that isn't Gloria's house or her dog. That mansion. Doesn't fit at all with this photo:
[MEDIA=instagram]BHEW2EmgVXR[/MEDIA]Which clearly is her house.
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LOL that framed picture of her making out with her fiance under the mirror. Who does that?
 
Only the gifted creative mind of a celebrated novelist would name their dog "Lassie."
 
And, when Gloria and Alex tie the knot, the pact with Satan will be sealed.
Seriously, though, bets on whether or not this is a green card marriage?
 
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glutenfreebooty said:
And, when Gloria and Alex the knot, the pact with Satan will be sealed.
Seriously, though, bets on whether or not this is a green card marriage?
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I don't know, Glo-Glo and Niko are doing a damn good show if this is just a green card marriage.
 
CWCissey said:
I don't know, Glo-Glo and Niko are doing a damn good show if this is just a green card marriage.
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Yeah I've never agreed with all the "They look so awkward/fake" and "He/she doesn't even wanna touch her/him!" comments that are posted every time someone posts a picture of the two of them hugging or kissing or whatever. I guess it's hard to believe that anything in Gloria's life could be real since most of it is scripted.
 
From The Wiz (1978):
Tinman: [a giant piledriver begins to flatten him] Don't worry, Dorothy! I'm just an empty shell! This doesn't hurt me!
 
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glutenfreebooty said:
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Tinman: [a giant piledriver begins to flatten him] Don't worry, Dorothy! I'm just an empty shell! This doesn't hurt me!
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I know this... where the fuck do I know this from. Anyone? I feel like it's super well known and I'm just not able to wrench it out of my brain.
 
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