💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Personally, personally? Never met her. But you know those stories of people who found her work and tried to give positive constructive criticism and she was an unmitigated bitch to them? I was one of those cases.
And that's fine, but I detest hypocrisy and she looks down on people for doing all the same basic shit she does. I mostly hope she sees these threads and has to face her own double standards instead of just censoring them out.
Gloria personally or her cocoon?

I mean, yeah, the first is conceivable as long as you believe Gloria can take five seconds to deign the plebians with her attention.
 
Personally, personally? Never met her. But you know those stories of people who found her work and tried to give positive constructive criticism and she was an unmitigated bitch to them? I was one of those cases.
And that's fine, but I detest hypocrisy and she looks down on people for doing all the same basic shit she does. I mostly hope she sees these threads and has to face her own double standards instead of just censoring them out.

What I'd like to do, if I could find enough footage, is edit together a pastiche of different clips of her shaking her tatas (and other associated bits) over audio of Dear World.
 
out of all the shitty teen literature i've ever read in my entire life, maradonia takes the cake. I'm not sure she even decided to spell check it.
 
The edited version actually left in several stupid mistakes, and even created some more in the prologue. It's amazing how badly it screwed up.

The same prologue starts off every book, too. I suspect that part of the reason it was added was to bulk up the page count.

And also, generally, in fantasy books, a prologue is added to get the reader excited. Throw them into the middle of an action sequence. Here, Tesch and Doctor Gerry decide to talk about an adjunct middle school teacher who is apparently Indiana Jones in his spare time.

@Chipskate, how is this off-topic, you bleeding rectal wart?
 
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Personally, personally? Never met her. But you know those stories of people who found her work and tried to give positive constructive criticism and she was an unmitigated bitch to them? I was one of those cases.
And that's fine, but I detest hypocrisy and she looks down on people for doing all the same basic shit she does. I mostly hope she sees these threads and has to face her own double standards instead of just censoring them out.

Eh, I'm not exactly keen on Glo-Glo finding out about this thread. She wouldn't stand a chance (of course) but because it would only feed her ego. We're giving her creations more attention than even her extended family does. Granted, it's not positive, but she can easily spin this into a "they're just jealous of my genius" scenario.

What I love about Gloria is that no one cares. Her creative endeavors are met with a resounding silence, and personally I'd like it to stay that way until the movie drops. Once that happens I would love for it to become one of those cult bad movies simply because it will ensure that we gets sequels.
 
Eh, I'm not exactly keen on Glo-Glo finding out about this thread. She wouldn't stand a chance (of course) but because it would only feed her ego. We're giving her creations more attention than even her extended family does. Granted, it's not positive, but she can easily spin this into a "they're just jealous of my genius" scenario.

I feel it could go either way, really - it would pretty much be like 2007 Chris who never endured a single word of real criticism in his life and suddenly discovering that there was an entire community talking about him. Gloria is an even more extreme case though since she's also surrounded by luxury and a host of vapid asspatters.

What's more likely is that Dr. Tesch's legal team would immediately be pressed into service :lol:
 
I feel it could go either way, really - it would pretty much be like 2007 Chris who never endured a single word of real criticism in his life and suddenly discovering that there was an entire community talking about him. Gloria is an even more extreme case though since she's also surrounded by luxury and a host of vapid asspatters.

What's more likely is that Dr. Tesch's legal team would immediately be pressed into service :lol:

And then I'd have to move the audiobook recordings to IC and nobody wants that.
 
I feel it could go either way, really - it would pretty much be like 2007 Chris who never endured a single word of real criticism in his life and suddenly discovering that there was an entire community talking about him. Gloria is an even more extreme case though since she's also surrounded by luxury and a host of vapid asspatters.

What's more likely is that Dr. Tesch's legal team would immediately be pressed into service :lol:

Gloria has responded on some of the sites that sporked her stuff.
She was pretty polite at the start if a little to defensive. Once she realized no one was buying into her bullshit she left pretty quickly.
 
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What's more likely is that Dr. Tesch's legal team would immediately be pressed into service
That being a wiry "genius" whose bluster and junior-lawyer intimidation tactics do what First Amendment protections won't let him, but does anyway? That what ran through your mind, too?

One wonders how many civil attorneys down in Florida have fielded a call from the Good Doctor...
 
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She's of the generation (my generation, probably yours, too) of "HATERS ARE A SIGN OF SUCCESS." So no, this would just be fuel.

im 2 hot 4 u out of ur league peece out haterz
 
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