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What do you mean by ML?

ML is "master love". I think it comes from a chinese term that means what it says, the idea of everyone loving the "master". There are levels tho, not every gacha is like snowbreak where it's an actual literal self insert harem, endfield is less than that but i guess higher than wuthering.

BY THE WAY The new pre-load is avaiable and the mad men at hoyo have done it. They confirmed that Alice fucks.

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Some pople in the leak thread comments are in denial tho

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ML is "master love". I think it comes from a chinese term that means what it says, the idea of everyone loving the "master". There are levels tho, not every gacha is like snowbreak where it's an actual literal self insert harem, endfield is less than that but i guess higher than wuthering.

BY THE WAY The new pre-load is avaiable and the mad men at hoyo have done it. They confirmed that Alice fucks.

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Some pople in the leak thread comments are in denial tho

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I have a good hunch that Mihoyo, being absolute pussies they are (as if ZZZ's loli shitfest wasn't a big clue), will retcon this and just handwave Klee's parents to avoid backlash.
 
Absolute lunacy. How are people born if no one fucks?
Albedo was created artificially and so was Scaramouche, so people in Teyvat technically can exist without parents fucking. It wouldn't apply to Klee unless they retcon her HARD, but these people will never accept it.

Inb4 Hoyo either retcons Klee to be an artificial creation made by Alice, or Klee's dad dies offscreen to appease the lunatics. I really hope they don't, though. The seethe is just too good.
 
- characters to have more depth,
Wulfgard actually had a really interesting quest in beta, apparently. He was a lot more morally ambigious which I would have loved to see. But it got flak because china I guess, and they spayed and neutered him. I still like Wulfgard and it helps that he has the same JP VA as Zhongli but my nigga got gutted.
- characters with complex interaction with each other, and not just with the self-insert (rivalry, hate, disdain, jealousy, manipulation, love..)
Well...Wulfgard and Rossi are siblings....?

Ass aside, I agree.
Compare to Gathering Wives Wuthering Waves. How bad is the ML?
Yes. If anything, though, the male characters in WuWa have some kind of edge to them and while they are universally friendly (can't say much for Calcharo since they fucking yeeted all his story-relevant scenes after beta and Yuanwu-who?), they aren't falling over backwards to eat the crumbs out of our assholes.

The glazing in Endfield is astounding. I've never seen anything like it. Even Rover actually acts in real time to earn their weekly asshole licking. I have yet to find a single quest aside from Laevetain's that was actually good, but that's because I find Laevetain's story interesting. All the other quests in Endfield are like:

Fucker: I have a problem
Endmin: WORRY NOT, I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU, NIGGA.
Fucker: OH MY GOOOOOOD, IT'S THE OG, TRIPLE G, VIP, MVP!
Or
*Something shady happens
Fuckress: Endmin, who killed Captain Alex
Endmin: It was me, Dio
Fuckress: You're so smart, Endmin! Let's arrest Dio right away!

Right, have fun with that. Actually, I like these shit post versions of Endmin. Adds actual FUCKING CHARACTER. I almost wanna take back all the shade I threw at Rover. Rover actually emotes.

Regardless, I do enjoy the factory management in Endfield.

It sure as fuck loves giving me the ZZZ treatment. I shall never win a 50/50, but now it comes with the flavor of having to hit hard pity too. I did just barely manage to get Gilberta.
Absolute lunacy. How are people born if no one fucks?
Aside from obvious ones like Albedo and Scara, everyone else is cloned from the ribs of Adam. It was a BBQ Spareribs party.
I have a good hunch that Mihoyo, being absolute pussies they are (as if ZZZ's loli shitfest wasn't a big clue), will retcon this and just handwave Klee's parents to avoid backlash.
Oh, what did the Angels of Delulu do?

That aside, I hope they won't. We need to keep Klee's parentage purely au naturale to piss off the deniars. That would be fucking funny.

Edit: saw this image floating around. This is apparently the top 10 of the HSR characters with the lowest owning rate. Take it with a grain of salt but still....
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Okay so I can understand Cipher as she was right before Phainon. This is the inverse of ZZZ where the male is usually before the highly anticipated character. I did pull her, though. I'm doing my part.

Rip to Boothill. I do own him, too. But I am not surprised. Been told he has sold really poorly.

Damn, people really don't give a shit about Jade, huh? I don't have her, though. I am not helping

Aglaea? Lol, that bitch has had a bunch of reruns and still she did poorly.

Mydei...yeah I can understand why. Now I do have him, though.

Same with Jiaoqiu.

Argenti hasn't had a rerun in forever. Give him a rerun already.

Lingsha hurts. The last Abundance unit, and she's the one people own the least.

The least shocking appearance is Rappa. Of course, it's Rappa.
 
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Are they angry about Klee having a biological father because they hate the idea of a traditional 2-parent household, or because it somehow gets in the way of their fantasies about her?
 
To be the devil's advocate I'm still not sure if Mihoyo has the balls to give a playable women an honest to God husband, so I wouldn't be surprised if it's some "erm, acshually he's just her dad figuratively, he's the brother of Alice and Klee is a homunculus/clone" or some bullshit like that, I hope he is just straight up her husband and it's all normal but I don't trust Hoyo, there's probably at least one Chinese guy who would try to murder the CEO of Mihoyo (again) due to being "slighted".
 
Albedo was created artificially and so was Scaramouche, so people in Teyvat technically can exist without parents fucking. It wouldn't apply to Klee unless they retcon her HARD, but these people will never accept it.

Inb4 Hoyo either retcons Klee to be an artificial creation made by Alice, or Klee's dad dies offscreen to appease the lunatics. I really hope they don't, though. The seethe is just too good.
For more salt to the wound it should be said that the seeker is the Motherfucking TRAIBLAZER.
 
Downloaded Trickal and did a couple pulls. Don't know if I want to go into yet another game when I already play four others, probably better to just watch the stories on youtube.

Pulling cheeks is great tho.
 
Damn, people really don't give a shit about Jade, huh? I don't have her, though. I am not helping

Jade released with firefly and was somewhat controversal for being essentially a "devil dealer" who put aventurine into a different flavour of slavery so yeah, she never stood a chance.

To be the devil's advocate I'm still not sure if Mihoyo has the balls to give a playable women an honest to God husband, so I wouldn't be surprised if it's some "erm, acshually he's just her dad figuratively, he's the brother of Alice and Klee is a homunculus/clone" or some bullshit like that, I hope he is just straight up her husband and it's all normal but I don't trust Hoyo, there's probably at least one Chinese guy who would try to murder the CEO of Mihoyo (again) due to being "slighted".

Honkai 3 had kallen who was engaged to Otto and the closest thing you'd get. But she is also dead for 500 years and is only playable in canon flashbacks and her death was the catalyst for the villain being the villain (he was engaged to her) so not the best example.

Either way i don't know if hoyo would back out later because if they're that cowarded then this line would never be allowed to happen. Especially in a way to set up a new faction.

I know hoyo is the most coward greedy company ever but they know they need to branch out at some point or it stagnates. Honkai 3 for example actually has one playable male (adam) in one of the extra timeline campaigns where the world got wrecked and he's a guy. A generic bland silent guy who rip offs nero dmc in spinoff mode sure but they managed to put a guy.

In 2022 they even asked players if they would be fine with playable male characters, which was, of course, met with unanimous uproar and hate, leading to them publically apologizing but clarifying they meant in alternative modes like adam, not the main ones.

A year ago, the idea of varka not being a twink, barbieloth not being young and klee having a dad were impossible but now we get all 3.

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(This was barbieloth reveal in varka's animation btw. She has actual wrinkles so she is a "hag".)

Sometimes you need to make a "non standard" unit like Arlechino or Varesa who are still mainstream hot but can attract a different audience and make the game look fresh. Hoyo is taking the slowest baby steps in humanity but i think they're trying.

Altho i admit, they can still prove me wrong with barbie and alice as it's genuinely possible for someone to invade mihoyo's HQ and try to stab da wei to death again.
 
Okay so I can understand Cipher as she was right before Phainon. This is the inverse of ZZZ where the male is usually before the highly anticipated character. I did pull her, though. I'm doing my part.
This was also after Hyacine who is one of the best characters in the game, and right before Phainon, it was a horrible time to be pulling
 
Edit: saw this image floating around. This is apparently the top 10 of the HSR characters with the lowest owning rate. Take it with a grain of salt but still....

You have to bear in mind that there is gargantuan HP inflation going on in HSR. The word of wisdom is that most characters will only be relevant for a while when they first come out, and after that you should be looking to the next thing on the horizon. You are also heavily encouraged to pull teams of characters that work together, rather than anyone you just like.

Jiaoqiu has a lot of high quality fan art illustrations of him. Main problem is that people can't fit him into their teams. DoT is not a well thought out mechanic in HSR, and he doesn't fit into the DoT team that specifically makes it work. And his healing kit in the beta was removed so he does not well fit into any other team.

Boothill as a break DPS has to compete with Firefly to get into the Break team. Firefly has cool mech and is a member of the rival group, and is one of the MC's two possible love interests. Boothill also came right after the big hyped anniversary unit Acheron, so people who spent on her were still recovering their jades. Boothill doesn't do anything memorable in the Penacony story besides aim a gun at Dan Heng and Pom Pom.

Jade came out right before Firefly, who for the above reasons most people would prefer to skip for and save their jades.

Aglaea does not fit into the Remembrance team. She needs Sunday, but lots of other characters need Sunday too, and a lot of them are cooler. Phainon, Jing Yuan, etc. So you only get her if you did not like those other hypercarry options. Aglaea also came out right before The Herta, who was a more anticipated character, looks younger and more petite, and was not cold towards the player. Aglaea has a LOT of really detailed fanart illustrations.

Lingsha had barely any screentime. Gallagher was still a relevant healer, and Anomaly Arbitrartion wasn't out yet so you didn't need more than two teams and thus more sustains. Lingsha also came out right before Feixiao, a very cool character and the star of the game's most liked side storyline (though that's not a low bar).

Argenti is a popular side character. But he doesn't have the same level of cool appeal as Jing Yuan, Phainon, etc. Argenti also came out right before Huohuo who was the star of a side storyline, was a healer released early back when people might have needed another one, and had Tail. As a 1.x character, he is now considered irrelevant and not worth pulling for.

Yunli is mildly unlikeable, and her tank counter design clashes with her petite barefoot aesthetic. Hunt is also not a well thought out class in HSR, a game where you always need strong AOE damage, even on the boss fight endgame mode of Apocalyptic Shadow because the bosses have adds or body parts that you need to kill too and you are on a timer to do it.

Rappa just looks bad and is attached to a disliked side storyline that came in a doldrums patch between major storylines, so a lot of people weren't playing. Rappa also came out right after Feixiao, so people were still recovering their jades.

Mydei: I remember his autoattack gameplay caused consternation (as if people don't play this game on full auto anyway). Tribbie (who would come out right after) was being hyped as a must have for everyone.

Cipher had little to no presence in Amphoreus, and was not made out to be a cool hero character like the others. She also came out right after everybody had dumped their jades on the big spectacularly animated anniversary unit, the dragon summoner Castorice. Or Anaxa. And right before Hyacine the wonder healer and made Castorice do 50% more damage. And some people were saving in preparation for Archer, Saber, Phainon, etc.
 
I have yet to find a single quest aside from Laevetain's that was actually good, but that's because I find Laevetain's story interesting. All the other quests in Endfield are like:
Thank you for affirming my decision to NOT play Endfield. First paypal issues and now a cringe and shallow story which makes 0 sense. My only hope is that Azur Promilla is a similar shitheap.
Jiaoqiu has a lot of high quality fan art illustrations of him. Main problem is that people can't fit him into their teams. DoT is not a well thought out mechanic in HSR, and he doesn't fit into the DoT team that specifically makes it work. And his healing kit in the beta was removed so he does not well fit into any other team.
I would argue that most acheron mains not wanting to roll for him is the bigger reason /j
 
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