🌟 Internet Famous Gaijin Goomba - Basement Dwelling Weeaboo who makes hilariously bad videos

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Is Gaijin Goomba a lolcow?

  • Yes

    Votes: 206 36.8%

  • No

    Votes: 72 12.9%

  • Probably

    Votes: 282 50.4%
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lilbrudder said:
How could no one post about his incredible livestreamed Mario themed wedding?

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This is sadly the only proof of it left. He had to fix the camera during the vows at one point, and allegedly the best man in the Luigi hat is MatPat.
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Thought I add this because it's realavent it's the story of how they first met from 5 years ago:
And here is defending the fact that his now wife's avatar has boobs:
This other video:
Their video on how to get a gamer partner:
 
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i think he'd be taken more seriously without the edgy bearded goombah fursona
in japan there's TON'S and TON'S of people (mainly weebs) who think that japs will jump all over them and treat them like celebirties because they're from the west, reality hits hard. not a lot of japanese people seem to care, most japanese don't speak english and often ignore western people trying to talk to them, some restaurants will even deny you service. it was really funny seeing these people become outcasts over time at the workplace because they didn't bother to learn anything.
did he work in japan or was it a school thing?
 
Doctor Jones said:
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i think he'd be taken more seriously without the edgy bearded goombah fursona
in japan there's TON'S and TON'S of people (mainly weebs) who think that japs will jump all over them and treat them like celebirties because they're from the west, reality hits hard. not a lot of japanese people seem to care, most japanese don't speak english and often ignore western people trying to talk to them, some restaurants will even deny you service. it was really funny seeing these people become outcasts over time at the workplace because they didn't bother to learn anything.
did he work in japan or was it a school thing?
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IIRC he said he taught english in Japan or something.
 
He taught in Japan but got butthurt when people there don't give a fuck about the white devil's tongue.
 
Doctor Jones said:
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i think he'd be taken more seriously without the edgy bearded goombah fursona
in japan there's TON'S and TON'S of people (mainly weebs) who think that japs will jump all over them and treat them like celebirties because they're from the west, reality hits hard. not a lot of japanese people seem to care, most japanese don't speak english and often ignore western people trying to talk to them, some restaurants will even deny you service. it was really funny seeing these people become outcasts over time at the workplace because they didn't bother to learn anything.
did he work in japan or was it a school thing?
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It seems like losers are losers cross-culturally. High school wasn't the end, it was just the begining.
 
Meowthkip said:
Maybe it's like how Homestar Runner holds stuff, like he's got invisible arms.
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that makes sense but i think GG holds the katana with the sheer force of weeaboo rather than invisible arms
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he finally found an excuse to live out his homoerotic fantasies at the japan dick festival (the lollipop is dick shaped)
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his avatar is basically a walking penis so im not surprised by him enjoying all those phallic things
 
Honestly, everything you ever need to know about this guy can be found out by watching these two videos back to back. One of them is a well researched, well thought out video that dives into whether or not this actually happened at all, and the other is a whine fest about how you should feel super bad because of hurt feelings.



Also, the Japanese he uses is too stiff for what is supposed to be a fun Youtube video with a cartoon character, and pairing almost business letter level Japanese with a sensitive word like "Gaijin" seems a bit silly in my opinion. It would be like saying, "Greetings to all of you out there, I am the one known as Dickfaggotkuribou42069"
 
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