Future of the House

[I swear she's 18]

At this point I think the house has a decent chance of remaining standing simply because of the cost of lumber in the economy right now and the fact it got a full refurbishment following the house fire. If an argument was to be made about demolishing it, it would have been back then as the house had been accumulating Chandler crap for decades and was in no question a worse shape at the time of the fire from the negligence of the Chandlers and the herd of unhousetrained pets shitting and pissing everywhere, then it would be now with a slightly reduced load of the stated above conditions in a shorter period of time.

What works against 14BC is its actual design as a split level. If the new owners want to sell this plot to retirement couples given it's in the boonies and not really near anything, split levels are not exactly the best option for elderly knees.

Imagine through Chris's infamy (Or a ween buying the home) some reality tv show decides to flip his house. It'd be entertaining watching poor normies try to comprehend the filth that is 14 Branchland Court. Then watching the progress as it becomes a competent home. All the while weens searching for relics before it's all sent to the landfill.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Imagine through Chris's infamy (Or a ween buying the home) some reality tv show decides to flip his house. It'd be entertaining watching poor normies try to comprehend the filth that is 14 Branchland Court. Then watching the progress as it becomes a competent home. All the while weens searching for relics before it's all sent to the landfill.

Ya know there was this show on Quibi of all places called "Murder House Flip", there's definitely some interest amongst weirdos in living in places that are crime scenes.

So yeah I could see someone buying 14 BLC for the infamy alone. Maybe some e-celeb will buy it just for the hell of it.

 

[A-№1]

They would rather buy a newer home in a development located close to fun or interesting attractions, or they'd rather have an older house that's built to a higher standard than a split-level built in the 60s.

But would they have the money for that? Young couples starting out would rather a lot of things, but in the end they buy what they can afford. One of the advantages 14BLC will have in the real estate market is it will be a very economical purchase, even after the expense of renovations.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

But would they have the money for that? Young couples starting out would rather a lot of things, but in the end they buy what they can afford. One of the advantages 14BLC will have in the real estate market is it will be a very economical purchase, even after the expense of renovations.

Yup. It has the advantage of being next to a very fast, very straight highway that takes you directly into Charlottesville. The houses in Charlottesville in the walkable areas cost three times as much. You could get one of the houses in the outskirts where you still have to drive, and you'd still be paying 50% more for the privilege of driving a few miles less.

 

[FinnSven]

Yup. It has the advantage of being next to a very fast, very straight highway that takes you directly into Charlottesville. The houses in Charlottesville in the walkable areas cost three times as much. You could get one of the houses in the outskirts where you still have to drive, and you'd still be paying 50% more for the privilege of driving a few miles less.

Sounds like it might make a good Motel?

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Sounds like it might make a good Motel?

BnB maybe but no way the property is zoned for a motel or "The Christian Weston Chandler Museum of Fail". You could always petition the zoning board if you wanted to turn the house into the latter but it would be a very hard sell. Somehow you would have to convince the Zoning Board that a museum set up in a former hoard house dedicated to a mentally ill man who made an ass of himself on the Internet for 15 years, attracted a cult following of weirdos on the Internet, had all the neighbors hate him and his families guts for being obnoxious pigs, and only left the house when he was arrested for raping his elderly mother would be a benefit for the community.

 

[Optimus Prime]

BnB maybe but no way the property is zoned for a motel or "The Christian Weston Chandler Museum of Fail". You could always petition the zoning board if you wanted to turn the house into the latter but it would be a very hard sell. Somehow you would have to convince the Zoning Board that a museum set up in a former hoard house dedicated to a mentally ill man who made an ass of himself on the Internet for 15 years, attracted a cult following of weirdos on the Internet, had all the neighbors hate him and his families guts for being obnoxious pigs, and only left the house when he was arrested for raping his elderly mother would be a benefit for the community.

The better argument would be setting up the American Museum of Christory in the place where arguably most early Christory began - the former site of the Game Place.

Not that I'm saying this should even be a thing, because it shouldn't.

Sounds like it might make a good Motel?

Not 14BC. It's a small house lot near the back end of a culdesac surrounded by retirees, a real pain in the ass to find if you don't live there for a long-term period.

 

[FinnSven]

BnB maybe but no way the property is zoned for a motel or "The Christian Weston Chandler Museum of Fail". You could always petition the zoning board if you wanted to turn the house into the latter but it would be a very hard sell. Somehow you would have to convince the Zoning Board that a museum set up in a former hoard house dedicated to a mentally ill man who made an ass of himself on the Internet for 15 years, attracted a cult following of weirdos on the Internet, had all the neighbors hate him and his families guts for being obnoxious pigs, and only left the house when he was arrested for raping his elderly mother would be a benefit for the community.

The better argument would be setting up the American Museum of Christory in the place where arguably most early Christory began - the former site of the Game Place.

Not that I'm saying this should even be a thing, because it shouldn't.


Not 14BC. It's a small house lot near the back end of a culdesac surrounded by retirees, a real pain in the ass to find if you don't live there for a long-term period.

I mean a Bates motel.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I mean a Bates motel.

Look, for as much as Chris is, for better or really far worse, a fixture of internet meme culture, he himself is hardly unique for what he's done at any point and the poor folks of Branchland Court do not need a lasting memory of it. Especially given this is something Chris would want. He calls the house his "Sonichu Temple" and to make it a museum dedicated to his idiocy? Congratulations, you've just gone and legitimized Chris's delusions of godhood by making the Church of Sonichu.

 

[Manly_Brony]

Imagine through Chris's infamy (Or a ween buying the home) some reality tv show decides to flip his house. It'd be entertaining watching poor normies try to comprehend the filth that is 14 Branchland Court. Then watching the progress as it becomes a competent home. All the while weens searching for relics before it's all sent to the landfill.

Interesting, never heard of such thing.

The only relics I'd save are Mr. C's things. The sign, his medals, interesting books from his library, etc. I don't care if his other children dislike him because he was strict or gave them the belt a couple of times, that poor man should've enjoyed his twilight years but spent at least 15 years in the Twilight Zone instead.

 

[A-№1]

You could get one of the houses in the outskirts where you still have to drive, and you'd still be paying 50% more for the privilege of driving a few miles less.

And with the Chandlers gone, you know 14BLC will be a nice, quiet neighborhood.

And again with the Chanders gone, the property values are only going to go up, up , up.

If you're willing to put in the work, 14BLC could be a very sound investment, either short term or long - once the Chandlers are gone.

Motel

Museum

Amusement parks and other such things.

Just strip it and flip it for a quick $10-20k and let everyone forget the Chandlers were ever there.

The neighbors get a nice neighborhood, some young family gets an affordable house to raise their kids in, the internet gets to watch Chris rage over being trespassed from "his" house, and you get some quick cash in hand. Everyone wins. Even Chris wins; he gets a sharp lesson in why he shouldn't have fucked his own mother.

Chris might not see it that way… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Optimus Prime]

And with the Chandlers gone, you know 14BLC will be a nice, quiet neighborhood.

And again with the Chanders gone, the property values are only going to go up, up , up.

If you're willing to put in the work, 14BLC could be a very sound investment, either short term or long - once the Chandlers are gone.






Just strip it and flip it for a quick $10-20k and let everyone forget the Chandlers were ever there.

The neighbors get a nice neighborhood, some young family gets an affordable house to raise their kids in, the internet gets to watch Chris rage over being trespassed from "his" house, and you get some quick cash in hand. Everyone wins. Even Chris wins; he gets a sharp lesson in why he shouldn't have fucked his own mother.

Chris might not see it that way… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

In my defense, I said it was a bad idea to make any kind of physical installation dedicated to Chris.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

And with the Chandlers gone, you know 14BLC will be a nice, quiet neighborhood.

And again with the Chanders gone, the property values are only going to go up, up , up.

If you're willing to put in the work, 14BLC could be a very sound investment, either short term or long - once the Chandlers are gone.






Just strip it and flip it for a quick $10-20k and let everyone forget the Chandlers were ever there.

The neighbors get a nice neighborhood, some young family gets an affordable house to raise their kids in, the internet gets to watch Chris rage over being trespassed from "his" house, and you get some quick cash in hand. Everyone wins. Even Chris wins; he gets a sharp lesson in why he shouldn't have fucked his own mother.

Chris might not see it that way… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That house will turn into the local urban legend.

Teenager: “I dare you to spend the night in the old Chandler house!”

Scared Teenager: “Nah, that place is a dump!”

Teenager: “What? You afraid you are going to be raped by a mentally ill Troon? You know they say he escaped the mental institution, right?”

Scared Teenager: “My brother said the Sonichu Rapist is a myth!”

 

[A-№1]

I said it was a bad idea to make any kind of physical installation dedicated to Chris.

Yeah, if you're trying to make money off 14BLC, the last thing you want to do is maintain its association with Chris.

"Kris Chundler? Never heard of him. I bought the property at a bank auction."

Scared Teenager: “My brother said the Sonichu Rapist is a myth!”

Chris is a coward. He can be fended off with a sharp word. I'd be more concerned about the rats and bugs. Remember how Bob died.

 

[Ken_Penders69]

Yeah, if you're trying to make money off 14BLC, the last thing you want to do is maintain its association with Chris.

"Kris Chundler? Never heard of him. I bought the property at a bank auction."




Chris is a coward. He can be fended off with a sharp word. I'd be more concerned about the rats and bugs. Remember how Bob died.

didn't chris shit his bed once cuz clyde cash threatened (albeit an obvious empty threat) to kill him

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

I'd assume that the victim of that autistic mother fucker had put the house into a reverse mortgage to keep them from absolute bankruptcy.

 

[Ophelia]

didn't chris shit his bed once cuz clyde cash threatened (albeit an obvious empty threat) to kill him

Sort of; it was an imposter. But basically yes.

 

[Smleman303]

I'd assume that the victim of that autistic mother fucker had put the house into a reverse mortgage to keep them from absolute bankruptcy.

For the last time it's a regular mortage, not a reverse one.

 

[Bent_Duck]

There's no reason for an exorcism, even pre-tomgirl Chris would've scared Lucifer, Indrid Cold and the Hat Man away.

Don't go to Eiriel...

 

[LordHaveMercy]

Chris might not see it that way… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I think what's gonna piss Chris off more than anything is all his stuff being junked, more so than loosing the property itself.
He'll be mad for the latter, sure, now that he won't be able to freeload effortlessly until he gracelessly expires, but his life's work, all curated and archived, rotting away in a garbage tip?
That's going to break him.
There's the case of the guy who lost his bitcoin wallet worth billions toying with the idea of digging up a landfill somewhere, then there's the "garbage monster" arch where Chris gets caught time and time again digging through piles of shit in the hopes of finding that sonichu issue one.

A thought occurred, you could do a small-scale test of his response to his property being destroyed by fabricating a couple pages, or just the cover, of something important to Chris, sending it to him in jail with a note saying "I asked Barb if I could take this and send it to you, so you can keep it safe", only for Chris to receive a black-and-white photocopy left with the belief that the original was shredded by prison staff.
A pointless exercise in weenery that would achieve nothing (especially considering the great radio silence), nor teach Chris anything, but it's an interesting thought experiment none the less.