Disaster Florida Man vs Irma Megathread

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article171291337.html

Florida is about to get raped by the largest hurricane it's ever seen. I have unwaivering faith in Florida man's cockroach like ability to survive against all odds. Godspeed FL kiwis.

Update:

Evacuation orders underway

Monroe County (Keys) is under evacuation order. Miami-Dade County is likely to order South Dade and Miami Beach evacuations tomorrow.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/weather/hurricane/article171343362.html

Update 2:

The hurricane is so severe it's reading as an earthquake.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/weat...evices-designed-detect-earthquakes/634419001/

 

[XYZpdq]

Anyone hear about the two cranes collapsing in Miami?

I think I saw some chatter about it over on the Disney World nerd board I'm on. No idea about if it's legit.

 

[The Great Chandler]

It now downgraded to a Cat 2 now. It might downgrade even quicker overnight.

 

[break these cuffs]

Miami has a 7pm to 7am curfew in effect. I wonder if it will be enough to curb looting.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

Florida man's wife gets stranded

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Dindus looting Ft. Lauderdale

 

[XYZpdq]

IT'S A CATASTROPHE
IT'S TERRIBLE
I CAN'T FIND THE POTATO CHIPS

 

[break these cuffs]

Dindus looting Ft. Lauderdale

They didn't even wait until it got dark. #ftlauderdalelootcrew

 

[XYZpdq]

Press conference atm about some traffic fatality in Orange county.

 

[AnOminous]

Dindus looting Ft. Lauderdale

They should just do what they used to do, send in the National Guard and shoot looters.

 

[Asperchewy]

Dindus looting Ft. Lauderdale

"Pants Up! Don't Loot!"

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

These been sightings of looters in my neighborhood

 

[The Great Chandler]

I think Florida got the best case scenario. It weakened very quickly to a Tropical storm unlike the Cat 4 that was projected and the westward direction to land helps it chew off even more.. Expect salt over Mar a Lago not being in debris.

 

[Pina Colada]

Well, the power went out overnight, but it came back on a little over a half an hour ago. Where I'm staying, the damage isn't too bad aside from downed branches and a few power lines. My town may be a different story when we go back there later today or tomorrow, though...

 

[captn_kettle]

Well, the power went out overnight, but it came back on a little over a half an hour ago. Where I'm staying, the damage isn't too bad aside from downed branches and a few power lines. My town may be a different story when we go back there later today or tomorrow, though...

You can make a game out of it.

"Who dun It, Hurricane Irma or Hungry Ape Isaiah?"

 

[CatParty]

 

[Florence]

That reminds me, is Bulla's new place in the path of the hurricane (sexually)?

 

[XYZpdq]

As far as I can tell I never even lost internet.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

They should just do what they used to do, send in the National Guard and shoot looters.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

There is a bunch of people playing Mexican music loudly

What should I do

 

[XYZpdq]

There is a bunch of people playing Mexican music loudly

What should I do

Throw tortillas at them until they go away.