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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
Day 1 and American Dude lodge already has a worse safety track record than all 3.75 seasons of Fishtank. GG, Top J.
 
Agares said:
Day 1 and American Dude lodge already has a worse safety track record than all 3.75 seasons of Fishtank. GG, Top J.
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(not sure if it's the same guy?)
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This user: https://x.com/palaskas_

Noble Redditor said:
Jon is extremely difficult to deal with and has burned bridges with every single person he's worked with so far. This is not going to end well and his attempts to sabotage Fishtank will backfire. I don't understand this project.
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Clearly, the Jet vs. Jon drama is a ploy to bring attention to his stream. Nothing else. Jon doesn't care about Jet in real life, but he will say anything to get attention.
 
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Jon had Tay-lite read out the contract, highlights are
1. You owe us 15k per time you violate this contract
2. No disparaging comments about the show, producers or its affiliates
3. You cant go on any competing shows for 2 years
4. No prizes are guaranteed, any prize can be substituted with something else
5. Prizes can be withheld if you breach this agreement
6. No posting anything about the show on social media or revealing anything about the show, this last's in perpetuity!
7. They own their likeness and life story forever!
8. No violence, Threatening behavior or sexism(jon must be exempt from this) or discrimination
9. Cant sue if you get hurt, too bad they didn't have ankle snapping girl sign this
The contract is also stapled in the bottom left corner which i think is a funny reference to when Sam had Josie read the season 1 contract during the finale, and he pointed out that it was stapled in the bottom corner to show that it was a sketchy show. Or Jon and his handlers are just that retarded.
 
Plasticise said:
Jon had Tay-lite read out the contract, highlights are
1. You owe us 15k per time you violate this contract
2. No disparaging comments about the show, producers or its affiliates
3. You cant go on any competing shows for 2 years
4. No prizes are guaranteed, any prize can be substituted with something else
5. Prizes can be withheld if you breach this agreement
6. No posting anything about the show on social media or revealing anything about the show, this last's in perpetuity!
7. They own their likeness and life story forever!
8. No violence, Threatening behavior or sexism(jon must be exempt from this) or discrimination
9. Cant sue if you get hurt, too bad they didn't have ankle snapping girl sign this
The contract is also stapled in the bottom left corner which i think is a funny reference to when Sam had Josie read the season 1 contract during the finale, and he pointed out that it was stapled in the bottom corner to show that it was a sketchy show. Or Jon and his handlers are just that retarded.
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This reads like something Scientology would make its new recruits sign.
 
Updated American Dude Lodge Roster:

Mara - She is just like Tayleigh in appearance, and even moreso in pandering to the audience. She keeps throwing out buzzwords like "foid" and "femcel". If you think that's based, please just listen to the frequency at which she crowbars that shit in and hogs the camera. She went on a rant about how she is in the small minority of women who form their own opinions, because she goes out of her way to engage in right wing and crypto circles. I hate her the most, so she is one of my favorites right now.
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Carl - Guy with the manbun. Says he's not involved at all with online stuff or content creation. Seems like the most normal respectable person here, very boring.
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Kevin - He's always wearing a red beanie. Most buff guy there. Maryjane was all over him yesterday, and is massaging him as I write this. Seems like a typical "bro" and is pretty quiet. Mentioned wrestling a few times. Was formerly an atheist but recently went on a spiritual journey and is now a Christian.
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Arachelle - The black chick. She is really quiet and seems to not be enjoying herself. Kind of gives off the same vibe as the black chick from bitchtank who was only there for a day or so, except Arachelle seems to actually be knowledgeable about the 40 boys and this community in general. She seems to resent Maryjane for being a hoe. She said this in not so many words to her face after being prompted by Jon.
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Augustine - The tall guy with the glasses. He is very dry and monotone and seems to think he's funny. Says he wants to die before 30 like Alexander the Great.
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Sydney - She's the one who fucked up her leg getting out of bed. She's back now.
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Midori- I call her Skinny Sylvia. "I'm basically just a super based flat earther" Extremely tryhard but somehow not as blatant with it as Mara. Relatively quiet.
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Ethan - He looks like Vance with Greg's awful mustache. I think he said something about having gone to prison but the audio is really bad so I could be wrong. Said he's an Aryan, and staunchly anti-vax and anti-gay.
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Maryjane - The star of the show right now. Total hoe. "Accidentally" grazed Kevin's dick with her hand through a blanket yesterday. She is a topless pole dancer based in North Hollywood. She said she has been "jerking off" too much in life (her words not mine, she means fucking around and not taking things seriously) and it was between doing this show or joining the military. After someone says that she shouldn't join the military because she'd be a barracks bunny, she said "I would end up selling my pussy for a can of green beans." Extremely attention seeking and takes center stage because of it.
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Mara - She is just like Tayleigh in appearance, and even moreso in pandering to the audience. She keeps throwing out buzzwords like "FOID" and "femcel". If you think that's based, please just listen to the frequency at which she crowbars that shit in and hogs the camera. She went on a rant about how she is in the small minority of women who form their own opinions, because she goes out of her way to engage in right wing and crypto circles. I hate her the most, so she is one of my favorites right now.
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I like when she sticks her face in the camera and starts saying (presumably) smug and 'in-the-know' "based foid" shit, completely unaware that this cam's mic isn't in the stream audio, the audience can't hear fuck all she's saying, and she just looks like a pantomiming retard. I've also noticed she likes to repeat phrases constantly like she never does anything but sit in discord and stream chats. The number of times this morning she said "not beating the allegations" "never goon" and something about her "esoteric cigarettes" was in the dozens.
I'll have to hand it to Jon on this one, this is the first time I've actively disliked a contestant on Day 1. Good job.

Lmao as I type this, she's telling chat that her twitter handle has "foid" in it.
 
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