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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
Plasticise said:
I havent got any of their names down yet, but this girlView attachment 6941454 has just revealed she is a pole dancer, not fully nude but she does have her boobs exposed while she dances. She also revealed she gets paid to do non sexual kinks like smoking cigars. NO SWUTS AWOWED!
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Her name is Mary Jane. She also gave Jon some money to buy alcohols.

The name of the contestant that I know so far:
Buff guy: Kevin
Anisa clone: Mary Jane
Guy with glasses: Augustine
Chick with glasses: Mara
 
the one who looks like Skrillex is named Mara
Mary is the other girl, one dude is named kevin and one is named Augustine or something
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Rough Outline of Cast:

Mary/Maryjane: LA-based stripper who Jon called a slut on twitter for grazing the penis of a male contestant with her hand last night through a blanket
Mara: The one with the gauges. Tayleigh 2.0, keeps making faces into the camera just like Tayleigh
Augustine: The tall guy with the glasses. Stole some blankets last night.
Beanie Guy: I heard someone call him goldberg, not sure what his real name is, maybe Kevin. He's the guy who's penis was grazed by Maryjane.
Brown guy: Sort of looks like Damiel. He's featured modeling 40 boys merch on their website. Made fun of goldberg and Maryjane for the penis grazing. Can't tell if he's production or a contestant.
Syd: She's the one who broke her ankle last night.
Arachelle: The black girl. Seems very shy and normal. Best girl. Cooks a lot.
Beard Guy: This guy was possibly on the previous 40 boys event hosted on the fishtank site, or he just looks like that guy. If same guy, then he met Jon when his father was in the hospital and doesn't really have anything to do with fishtank.
Manbun Guy: No idea. Seems quiet.

Will update if I figure out the rest of the names. They could really benefit from a roster of contestants with bios like on the actual fishtank site. Or Jon could at least just post their names to twitter.

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Sorry for the retarded question but I didn't see a link posted. Where is Jon steaming this?
 
The Man With No Name said:
What's the grand prize for Jontank? How desperate for e-fame or relevancy do you have to be to go here, on God's Retardedest Soldier's very own show?
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There was originally going to be a 10 Thousand dollar prize.

skrod said:
Rough Outline of Cast:

Mary/Maryjane: LA-based stripper who Jon called a slut on twitter for grazing the penis of a male contestant with her hand last night through a blanket
Mara: The one with the gauges. Tayleigh 2.0, keeps making faces into the camera just like Tayleigh
Augustine: The tall guy with the glasses. Stole some blankets last night.
Beanie Guy: I heard someone call him goldberg, not sure what his real name is, maybe Kevin. He's the guy who's penis was grazed by Maryjane.
Brown guy: Sort of looks like Damiel. He's featured modeling 40 boys merch on their website. Made fun of goldberg and Maryjane for the penis grazing. Can't tell if he's production or a contestant.
White girl with brown hair: She's the one who broke her ankle last night.
Black girl: Seems very shy and normal. Best girl. Cooks a lot.
Beard Guy: This guy was possibly on the previous 40 boys event hosted on the fishtank site, or he just looks like that guy. If same guy, then he met Jon when his father was in the hospital and doesn't really have anything to do with fishtank.
Manbun Guy: No idea. Seems quiet.
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Most likely the girls are either related to Jon in some way (it's not straight if related I guess) or have been found in the dark alleys of Bend, Oregon.

Brown guy goes by Bleau.
 
whispertrigger said:
Most likely the girls are either related to Jon in some way (it's not straight if related I guess) or have been found in the dark alleys of Bend, Oregon.

Brown guy goes by Bleau.
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Jon posted this little intro video for Mara so hopefully we will get more for the other contestants

Apparently she is from Providence, Rhode Island. Judging by that and the fact that she's wearing that stupid "RETARD" hat that we saw other MDE groupie NPCs wearing in bloodgames, I'd assume she's a fishtank reject. The hat honestly has nothing to do with it I just think it's gay.

Update: Apparently she stopped watching fishtank after season 1 because it "fell off hard". She doesn't know who Tayleigh is and is confused by people calling her Dark Tayleigh.


 
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skrod said:
Jon posted this little intro video for Mara so hopefully we will get more for the other contestants

Apparently she is from Providence, Rhode Island. Judging by that and the fact that she's wearing that stupid "RETARD" hat that we saw other MDE groupie NPCs wearing in bloodgames, I'd assume she's a fishtank reject. The hat honestly has nothing to do with it I just think it's gay.


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Yeah I think you're right.
 
they tagged multiple people on their posts. I'm not really watching but this is what I saw...

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Mara / Xiomara

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Colton

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Bleau

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Benjamin Palaskas

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(not there)

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Ethan

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Augustine

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Kevin

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Arachelle (Betts)

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Mary Jane

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? Carl Ambrosia ?

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Syd

(not there but it looked like he was on the drive?)
 
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skrod said:
Jon posted this little intro video for Mara so hopefully we will get more for the other contestants

Apparently she is from Providence, Rhode Island. Judging by that and the fact that she's wearing that stupid "RETARD" hat that we saw other MDE groupie NPCs wearing in bloodgames, I'd assume she's a fishtank reject. The hat honestly has nothing to do with it I just think it's gay.


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One of the guys working on this gives those hats out for free constantly which is why you saw it on Fishtank and why you'll see it here. He also made Jon's "JOHNTENT" jacket which was seen around S2.5 as well.
Picture from Skrod in chat.
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Dipped in very briefly, it's averaging 300 viewers at a time. Not sure they're going to be making much off of this, and doubt the "contestants" will be getting a per diem.
 
Jon is extremely difficult to deal with and has burned bridges with every single person he's worked with so far. This is not going to end well and his attempts to sabotage Fishtank will backfire. I don't understand this project.
 
The pole dancer chick just got cooked rice or some kind of food dumped on her. Now it's real hell house hours.

Wait, no. They cleaned it up instantly.
 
Agares said:
The pole dancer chick just got cooked rice or some kind of food dumped on her. Now it's real hell house hours.

Wait, no. They cleaned it up instantly.
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I didn't know they had the budget to be on par with Fishtank. Impressive.
 
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