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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%
  • Total voters
    781
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History repeats itself. The guy isn't Jon though, he's the dude in the winter hat.
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
You liked Simmons and Ted? Those two were instantly bad.
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I wasn't a fan, no, and Simmons and Ted came off as faggots immediately, but they weren't the center of attention and there was a lot more going on in FT with much more magnetic personalities drawing the attention. I mostly just didn't think about Ted or Simmons until they got more screentime.

I couldn't even tell you a damn thing about any of the ADL contestants besides Mara and the stripper girl, because they've hogged the camera all day long with try hard/pick me nonsense.
 
I am not going to watch this.
maybe I am still kinda burnt from hating everyone in S3 but I just cannot watch a bunch of fake attention seeking "femcels" and clout chasers.

Revolting stuff from Jon whos whole motto was "no egirls" for so long all while creeping on fishtank girls DMs
 
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I tuned back in to them taking turns shotgunning White Claws. At least they got the "tune in randomly and see funny shit" part of Fishtank down.
 
American Dude Lodge literally sounds like what a Ram Ranch sequel would be called. For someone who seems to hate gay people, Jon always manages to be so fucking faggy
 
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I tuned back in to them taking turns shotgunning White Claws. At least they got the "tune in randomly and see funny shit" part of Fishtank down.
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Did Jon tell them to do this? When he was in Phoenix streaming with Josie he kept insisting she shotgun a whiteclaw or something but she didn't want to. I think he thinks it's really, really cool.
 
Aidan said:
Did Jon tell them to do this? When he was in Phoenix streaming with Josie he kept insisting she shotgun a whiteclaw or something but she didn't want to. I think he thinks it's really, really cool.
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Didn't catch him saying anything but he probably did this as a bit.

He's been cranking out the AI slop music lately too. They're all about Jon, 40 boys and Bend of course.

The thumbnail in the last one is kind of homoerotic. :story:
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I can't find Carl and Midori tape, I might add them if Jon posted it on his Xitter
 
Aidan said:
Did Jon tell them to do this? When he was in Phoenix streaming with Josie he kept insisting she shotgun a whiteclaw or something but she didn't want to. I think he thinks it's really, really cool.
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It's kinda based to see a white man get a squaw hooked on fire water. I wonder if he infected her blanket with retard pox too.
 
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