🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Agares]

You know how Ian was so nontent he circled back around to being content? Jon tries to be so masculine he circles around to being really gay.

That's literally all the wannabe masculinity gurus. This generation of fatherless men has led to a cringe gold mine.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Jon would be more admirable and masculine if he didn't wie about himself and his cwedentials all the time. If he just said he was a retard trying to learn about things, people would support him more. That's why he was so endearing in the first half of S1, he didn't really know what people were saying outside the Tank.

Instead he lies about being a firefighter, a banker, a Christian, and being straight.

 

[Aidan]

Jon would be more admirable and masculine if he didn't wie about himself and his cwedentials all the time. If he just said he was a retard trying to learn about things, people would support him more. That's why he was so endearing in the first half of S1, he didn't really know what people were saying outside the Tank.

Instead he lies about being a firefighter, a banker, a Christian, and being straight.

He has 3 kids.

 

[Big Nasty]

I join the stream and the first thing I hear is Jon telling a random woman "dwid i sway you could speak?".

Pimpin' ain't easy.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Jon tries to be so masculine he circles around to being really gay.

I think he might just be gay. No circling.

 

[DankSmoker]

I think he might just be gay. No circling.

No straight man would be upset about the color of makeup he's forced to wear roleplaying as a Dracula, they would've just called it quits before it got to that point. It's a gay show.

 

[anliteralidiot]

It's a gay show

He's a gay man

 

[sum ting wong]

Also remember, Jon was willing to put on the lipstick but only if Sam did it first.

 

[Plasticise]

 

[Blackstar]

CK Update:

 

[Expertjogger]

CK Update:
CK Crashout.mp4

The insane multi layering of different types of cloths of different colors and shit is a schizophrenia symptom. You see it all the time with homeless women.

 

[lupinthethird]

If nothing else Jon is showing how much of a hack and how creatively bankrupt JETstiny really is. Jet has hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars to produce Fishtank and Jon is doing something in a fairly close facsimile with little-to-nothing.

 

[Marche]

The insane multi layering of different types of cloths of different colors and shit is a schizophrenia symptom. You see it all the time with homeless women.

I wonder how much of this is just attention though, like she knows she is filthy and kinda gross

Mizzy update

 

[Agares]

If nothing else Jon is showing how much of a hack and how creatively bankrupt JETstiny really is. Jet has hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars to produce Fishtank and Jon is doing something in a fairly close facsimile with little-to-nothing.

Jet is just a lazy wigger who can't be assed to host some off season streaming on the site. American Dude Lodge is probably going to fail in a few days and Jon directing it doesn't exactly inspire confidence. It's a dollar store knockoff of the real thing and it's missing the iconic TTS/AI SFX and the batshit insane challenges from Production.

This is less Fishtank and more IP2 streamer house.

 

[lupinthethird]

Jet is just a lazy wigger who can't be assed to host some off season streaming on the site. American Dude Lodge is probably going to fail in a few days and Jon directing it doesn't exactly inspire confidence. It's a dollar store knockoff of the real thing and it's missing the iconic TTS and AI SFX along with the gaslighting contestants.

100% agreed, but just the mere notion of Jon getting this far with the Dude Lodge streams I can't help but think "what the fuck was Jet doing and where did that incredible amount of money and funding go?"

 

[itogi]

Mizzy update

Great update

 

[Marche]

This is less Fishtank and more IP2 streamer house.

WHEN DOES BLADE SHOW UP

 

[Agares]

100% agreed, but just the mere notion of Jon getting this far with the Dude Lodge streams I can't help but think "what the fuck was Jet doing and where did that incredible amount of money and funding go?"

At least some of it has to go towards maintaining the property but good point.

WHEN DOES BLADE SHOW UP

Someone get him a plane ticket to Oregon ASAP. He picked the perfect time to start drinking again.

40 boys need to figure it out a little bit.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

You know what? Jon is a wetard and all that but the fact that this guy with an IQ that's probably in the 80s can get together a cast of people and do a show like this is somewhat impressive. Like even if it's shit that's something. He's doing something. Most people like Jon are door greeters at Walmart and he's actually trying to do shit. Good for him?

 

[Agares]

You know what? Jon is a wetard and all that but the fact that this guy with an IQ that's probably in the 80s can get together a cast of people and do a show like this is somewhat impressive. Like even if it's shit that's something. He's doing something. Most people like Jon are door greeters at Walmart and he's actually trying to do shit. Good for him?

His friends probably helped him and are running it from behind the scenes, but still. It's a hell of a way to bounce back after losing the city council election.