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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 58 7.4%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 91 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 177 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 408 52.2%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.0%

  • Total voters
    781
On a scale with Friendtank and Hellhouse at the extremes I think they went slightly too far into Hellhouse for 2.5 as a bit of a crutch. It wasn't too far but I would have really liked to have seen more of the Friendtank personally.
To me it just felt like there was a total lack of humanity in it. It felt like Fishtank run by A-Logs. Like you see these people in chat all the time who willingly misinterpret what the fish say and hate them no matter what they do and that was the vibe coming up from the basement. You could tell based on how Jet talked about Jimmy towards the end of S2 when he was gone and how he treated him during 2.5 that Jimmy was one of Jet's favorites but the feeling you got during S2 was that production not only hated him but resented him for being a fan.
The perfect balance to me is that the knives should come out when someone is trying to barricade themselves in a room or teasing quitting for hours or is being a massive hypocrite. This vibe of just, everything about you is a fucking problem and we're going to take the most unforgiving interpretation of everything you do is what makes it feel satanic.
 
Jon was not supposed to use his phone but did, it was sewn into his jacket. Jet was sorting through Jon's stuff from the lockbox in a locked room and felt the hard object in Jon's jacket to find the burner and shouted "I FUCKING KNEW IT". Nobody else broke the no phone rule.
Jon taking a note from damnial in season 1 and just bringing a phone in. As funny as he was he shouldn't be brought back after this as anything but a surprise guest. Also great recap.
 
So far Letty and Tayleigh are more or less the only two returning to the tank who are still under the "returning curse": so far everyone who has returned to the tank after being eliminated has looked like an asshole because they overcorrect once they have read all the criticism about them online or overreact to the things they find out.
Looking back on this, I guess Letty did get a bit cocky and lazed around instead of doing quests, and Tay wound up her craziest fan way too much between seasons. Spencer said that he didn't watch S1 and S2 other than a few clips so maybe he wouldn't have gone so hard in the paint with the Xayleigh arc if it weren't for that.
 
I got more of a feeling production disliked Tay not Jimmy but it's also been 6 months and my memory ain't too good.
They both got shit on hard, after she got shitfaced drunk and taken advantage of by Frank production were shit talking her as she slept, with Vance even calling her a bitch.
 
Duanyay was the arbiter of cleaning and gave the new production crew a hard time.
I would kill to hear a second perspective on this, Dumbgay is terminally annoying and can't clean for shit.

Apparently, Xavier paid production to be there
Evil Kevin also paid 12k to production to appear on 2.5
I'm assuming Xavier was lying for fun. Evil Kevin I would be less surprised, was there ever a fish b&b listing for 2.5?
 
stop playing w/ my heart sam...
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Sodaman said: People act like Jimmy is this big scary guy but he's a normal guy you just don't wanna stress him out too much
He describes Jimmy like people describe a pitbull. "Oh he so sweet and caring, but you probably shouldn't make eye contact or any sudden movements because I have no control over him and he might try and kill you."
 
Yeah, because he was doing exactly as he said...
Gayops influenced fishtank is some of the dumbest stuff, I really hope this new cast of people is gonna fix it somewhat. They need to be pat down for phones proper, or have one of those metal detector sticks waved along them.
 
>finally manage to catch one of these cell streams live
>first thing I hear is the voice of a fat stinky pedo dyke rambling about whole foods

God. Fucking. Damnit.

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What is this cell shit? I'm entitled to cliffs fanbuddies.

Is it just bozos in a room? Is there a prize? Never heard about this happening, thought it was gonna be a small break until S3.
 
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