🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

what's crazy is how they come across when they do it. when sam says rude shit to people's faces he comes across as a resentful faggot, like whatever it is is the one thing he would forcibly change about that person and if they don't change it he'll hate them forever and that he regrets casting them because of that one flaw that they have

when xavier makes fun of people it's a joke between himself and the audience and sometimes the fish don't even catch it and are just standing there smiling like " sour faced faggot? who's a sour faced faggot?" it's way better and results in less of those retarded mean-mugging moments where sam is maintaining eye contact with some guy as though the insult is going to change them on a dime

a lot of that has to do with the costume and behavior, Xavier felt like someone out of a live action Jap adaption of anime, so his insults seem all in good fun and harmless whereas Sam's feel like he's choosing words before throwing hands. its like when your uncle

The whole season had lower numbers

i highly doubt the numbers were even accurate, like the first rule of this shit is to lie/exaggerate your numbers. second off it doesn't matter if you have lower numbers if the whales are still left and 3rd it feels like it was cheaper to make, i'm sure on a per day revenue chart this season is a lot higher than most days of season 2 and also doesn't have the reputation. out of roughly 2 weeks only a few days were hated. people would honestly prefer 3 of these than one 6 week slog.

always had servere ADHD from a young age

i knew one girl that was given antidepressants at age 5, i'm sure it was a pill mill situation but imagine being a good moral doctor and hearing whatever justifies writing a script for a fucking 5 year old.

sound too weird to be true or else are omitting something important about his involvement in the situation.

once you involve drugs, your reality is a lot closer to something out of Adult Swim than what most humans would consider realistic. especially when you factor in white trash lifestyles. When some porsalin-type tried to fact check Theo Von, he ended up quitting because of how many of Theo Von's stories were not only true but a sanitized, tone-down version of reality.

soon to be 4 popular live shows as a 20 something year old.

again, live streaming isn't some weird out there thing. i'm sure letty in a bikini streaming at a regular time would surpass fishtank's viewing numbers and profit really fucking quick. Metokur's mainly audio only streams that he does on a less than monthly basis on average still get more viewers and he easily makes way more money on them and its an entire one man operation, and that should tell you how little of a head Jet should have. I guess congrats for barely pulling off a way more expensive version of ip2's RV or plenty of other streamers TTS heavy set ups?

literally the only thing difficult might be bankrolling such an endeavor

He could do so much better than her,

you'd be surprised. i can count on one hand the amount of dudes i know in the last decade that got a girlfriend that weighed less than them, and it was almost entirely because of them being the best looking, charismatic, financially well off dude in a very small social circle where everyone shared the same hobbies.

online dating basically destroyed "normal" relationships

 

[Lt. H. DuBois]

Macaulay I member you posting about how Kamala Harris would make an I quote "good mom/wife/milf" how can you be so legitimately retarded?

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

i highly doubt the numbers were even accurate, like the first rule of this shit is to lie/exaggerate your numbers. second off it doesn't matter if you have lower numbers if the whales are still left and 3rd it feels like it was cheaper to make, i'm sure on a per day revenue chart this season is a lot higher than most days of season 2 and also doesn't have the reputation. out of roughly 2 weeks only a few days were hated. people would honestly prefer 3 of these than one 6 week slog.

2.5 was definitely not "cheaper to make" than Season 1 or 2. The crew for the prior seasons was maybe around 8 people. For 2.5 it was upwards of 20 pushing 30 if you count all the NPC, support staff, writers and hired outsiders that did stuff like make music for the show. TTS had intermittent outages the whole time and fishtoys didn't get enabled until maybe a third of the way through the show. Sam wouldn't be soaking up TTS hanging around in The Cell after the season ended unless they needed to recover some of the losses from 2.5. Also Season 2 was quite profitable, you can listen to any point in time in the archives on flowstream and TTS is pouring through at a regular pace.

 

[Jobama]

2.5 was definitely not "cheaper to make" than Season 1 or 2. The crew for the prior seasons was maybe around 8 people. For 2.5 it was upwards of 20 pushing 30 if you count all the NPC, support staff, writers and hired outsiders that did stuff like make music for the show. TTS had intermittent outages the whole time and fishtoys didn't get enabled until maybe a third of the way through the show. Sam wouldn't be soaking up TTS hanging around in The Cell after the season ended unless they needed to recover some of the losses from 2.5. Also Season 2 was quite profitable, you can listen to any point in time in the archives on flowstream and TTS is pouring through at a regular pace.

The area for 2.5 was part of the property of the season 3 house right? The most expensive part of each season is the house and if they didn’t have to pay for it then it would certainly cost less. Maybe that’s how they justified getting way more people this season.

 

[Lt. H. DuBois]

I really enjoy the MDE crew and am glad they're taking on new blood this way, but I was watching a clip of when Mauro was kicked, and instead of Greg just saying "You're not entertaining the audience", he says "Youre not making content", that line just makes me sad about the zoom zoom brained state of people. I'm becoming an old fucking man

 

[Blackstar]

Jet just said that season 2.75 starts tomorrow, and that people will trickle in throughout the day. Possible start time 1.35 according to Jet, Letty said she's coming in at 4.30PM

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

, that line just makes me sad about the zoom zoom brained state of people.

at least its honest and accurate. you'd be surprised how many people in the days of tv or radio or film just would get dropped without any real explanation. it also would help explain who stayed and who left when competition reality shows started popping off in the 2000s.

"why is this scumbag allowed to stick around and not me?" the producers would shake their heads or shrug because the word didn't exist but it was truely because the person wasn't making content.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

2.5 was definitely not "cheaper to make" than Season 1 or 2. The crew for the prior seasons was maybe around 8 people. For 2.5 it was upwards of 20 pushing 30 if you count all the NPC, support staff, writers and hired outsiders that did stuff like make music for the show. TTS had intermittent outages the whole time and fishtoys didn't get enabled until maybe a third of the way through the show. Sam wouldn't be soaking up TTS hanging around in The Cell after the season ended unless they needed to recover some of the losses from 2.5. Also Season 2 was quite profitable, you can listen to any point in time in the archives on flowstream and TTS is pouring through at a regular pace.

You literally have no way of knowing how much season 2.5 made.

 

[Lt. H. DuBois]

You literally have no way of knowing how much season 2.5 made.

His dad works at MDE Sicko please do not be so disparaging

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

You literally have no way of knowing how much season 2.5 made.

You would be incorrect. I already have the data to make a ballpark estimation.

 

[Aristides]

You would be incorrect. I already have the data to make a ballpark estimation.

Let's see it.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

You would be incorrect. I already have the data to make a ballpark estimation.

Is this accounting for if Aperture is a fake and dishonest sock to send out the goblin?

I just wanted to make sure I archived this to the thread.
This is the clip where Mike(Goblin) said that Production used a sock account (Aperture) to make him keep doing the Goblin character and I assume to do other funny bits.
ApertureExposed.mp4

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

Is this accounting for if Aperture is a fake and dishonest sock to send out the goblin?

Aperture I'm pretty sure is real, I'd see him donating to the various S2 fish during their livestreams. Tryll on the otherhand I'm not really sure because I recall the chat talking about him putting Fatty away while fishtoys were off. I have to cull admin/sockpuppets and duplicates from the TTS/SFX logs/Clanwar logs. There is no way to calculate fishtoys at all since they aren't logged or broadcasted on the website and the amount of obvious sockpuppets for cigarettes is insane, I'd suspect maybe 50% of them are just fake accounts. Same with polls, you can see the results but the amount of tokens consumed is no longer broadcast. As I said, a ballpark figure and the TTS/SFX/Clanwar stuff is the main moneymaker for the show and to my knowledge they didn't really do firesales that often, or at all to my recollection, so an average price can be assumed.

 

[Marche]

Aperture I'm pretty sure is real, I'd see him donating to the various S2 fish during their livestreams. Tryll on the otherhand I'm not really sure because I recall the chat talking about him putting Fatty away while fishtoys were off. I have to cull admin/sockpuppets and duplicates from the TTS/SFX logs/Clanwar logs. There is no way to calculate fishtoys at all since they aren't logged or broadcasted on the website and the amount of obvious sockpuppets for cigarettes is insane, I'd suspect maybe 50% of them are just fake accounts. Same with polls, you can see the results but the amount of tokens consumed is no longer broadcast. As I said, a ballpark figure and the TTS/SFX/Clanwar stuff is the main moneymaker for the show and to my knowledge they didn't really do firesales that often, or at all to my recollection, so an average price can be assumed.

I caught that moment when Fatty was put away when Toys were off and thought it was a bit odd.
But you gotta remember he did it all of S2 as well and when Fatty is put away he would have to go down stairs and annoy the people down there, so would Jet/production really want that?

 

[sum ting wong]

I really enjoy the MDE crew and am glad they're taking on new blood this way, but I was watching a clip of when Mauro was kicked, and instead of Greg just saying "You're not entertaining the audience", he says "Youre not making content", that line just makes me sad about the zoom zoom brained state of people. I'm becoming an old fucking man

Not making content is more accurate to describe Mauro in 2.5. He fucked off to Boston 1 day and when he was there he was drunk and didn't want to be on camera.

edit: to clarify, I mean when he was on set he was drunk and didn't want to be on camera.

 

[Lt. H. DuBois]

Not making content is more accurate to describe Mauro in 2.5. He fucked off to Boston 1 day and when he was there he was drunk and didn't want to be on camera.

edit: to clarify, I mean when he was on set he was drunk and didn't want to be on camera.

Not making content is a Villanous prase is what I'm getting at here
Disgusting language

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

It’s absolutely nothing. A cup of coffee is 95mg and a can of Monster is 160mg. It has less caffeine than a single 12oz can of Mountain Dew

My objection isn't that the amount of caffeine in Zipp is high. My objection is that a caffeinated beverage shouldn't be substituted for water, like when they threw oddbod, cryokeen, and tayleigh in the cell with nothing but Zipp to drink. That's probably a bad idea imho. Throwing them in there with nothing but Mountain Dew would be a bad idea also imho.

 

[Jobama]

My objection isn't that the amount of caffeine in Zipp is high. My objection is that a caffeinated beverage shouldn't be substituted for water, like when they threw oddbod, cryokeen, and tayleigh in the cell with nothing but Zipp to drink. That's probably a bad idea imho. Throwing them in there with nothing but Mountain Dew would be a bad idea also imho.

Yeah you’re probably right. After all Caffeine dehydrates you. Do we know how much sugar Zipp has?

 

[anliteralidiot]

Kind of genuinely hard to dislike as you know he's just struggling for approval from... someone?

He made some comments about job corp that make me think it's his parents, maybe his dad. He said something about job corp is where retards go when their parents are sick of them, or something to that effect. He also said he was homeless after quitting college, and I don't know what kind of parent would let their kid be homeless, even if they're a retard- especially if they're a retard.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

He made some comments about job corp that make me think it's his parents, maybe his dad. He said something about job corp is where retards go when their parents are sick of them, or something to that effect. He also said he was homeless after quitting college, and I don't know what kind of parent would let their kid be homeless, even if they're a retard- especially if they're a retard.

JobCorps is for the tarded or poor. It's like the GED of skill-based occupations. I've worked with two people who went there and put shit on their resumes. Both washed out for various reasons. I absolutely believe Mr. Gayroyper went to JobCorps, that's about all the education he could handle (government-paid as I recall).